My dad stole my GF! help!

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 3:24 pm

I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - cute as a button, nice shape, cooks for me, always been good to me. The bigger sister's been trying to get at me for a while now but I already got all I need.

I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my dad if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my father red handed sticking his meat in my GF.

I was PISSED, told him to pull his meat out of my GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my dad had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?

OR

Pack my stuff and be on my way.

Here's pics of my GF for you guys as I know you'll ask.

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/3034/85743524.jpg

BlueFlames · Post by **BlueFlames** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 3:34 pm

First: Don't tell anyone your GF's name is George.
Second: Tell your dad he can keep your old GF, because you don't want anything that's had his meat in it.
Third: Go round to town, after dark, and buy yourself a new GF.

Wait, where was this going again?

Spidey · Post by **Spidey** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 3:40 pm

Very Original…

Topher · Post by **Topher** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 4:12 pm

I don't believe for a second she was your girlfriend. Show us the grill marks on your lips as proof.

CUDA · Post by **CUDA** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 4:39 pm

I'm calling BS, thats a Super Model and I dont think think you'd be that lucky.

Isaac · Post by **Isaac** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 5:38 pm

You could do something to show your anger. Or just say f#$@ it...

BUBBALOU · Post by **BUBBALOU** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 6:02 pm

wow so orginal. ebaum much?

wasn't his meat stuffed in your tender loins?

Capm · Post by **Capm** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 8:44 pm

This is wrong on so many levels.

NUMBERZero · Post by **NUMBERZero** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 9:11 pm

XD

That was priceless! Had me going and thinking \"You can't be serious\" untill I saw the picture. I may need to tell some of my friends this joke!

TechPro · Post by **TechPro** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 10:21 pm

Now I know where I've seen Ferno... He's the \"Waffler\"

TigerRaptor · Post by **TigerRaptor** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 1:54 am

TechPro wrote:Now I know where I've seen Ferno... He's the "Waffler"

I completely forgot about that movie.

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:38 am

BUBBALOU wrote:wow so orginal. ebaum much?

you're the first one to catch it.

wasn't his meat stuffed in your tender loins?

lol. fail.

JMEaT · Post by **JMEaT** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:22 pm

I lol'd at 12:30AM... was new to me.

LOL!!!

Burlyman · Post by **Burlyman** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 3:25 pm

\"pix, or it didn't happen.\" =P

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