Putting you all on notice

woodchip · Post by **woodchip** » Mon Oct 05, 2009 7:51 am

My reach is far and wide spread. I have finally organized and established control of a nation wide network of operatives that can attack at any time and any place. No one is safe. Do not antagonize me. You have been warned. I am the raccoon whisperer:

\"Lakeland, Florida-- A Lakeland woman is recovering from serious injuries in the hospital after sheriff's investigators say she was \"gang attacked\" by five raccoons Saturday afternoon.

Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd says 74-year-old Gretchen Whitted was trying to shoo the animals away from her front door when they suddenly attacked.

\"When she fell down, they enveloped her,\" said Sheriff Judd in a news conference called Sunday to warn the public of the aggressive raccoons.

\"She's literally bitten and scratched from face and the chest all the way down through the legs.\"

http://www.wtsp.com/news/mostpop/story. ... ovider=top

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Mon Oct 05, 2009 8:41 am

Say hello to my little friend:

Isaac · Post by **Isaac** » Mon Oct 05, 2009 9:33 am

Krom wrote:Say hello to my little friend:

They can counter with this:

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Mon Oct 05, 2009 10:57 am

Isaac wrote:

Considering the location, if I was given a choice I'd still rather be in the AA-12 camp. Nothing says "get off my porch" quite like an automatic shotgun.

Isaac · Post by **Isaac** » Mon Oct 05, 2009 11:24 am

Krom wrote:
Isaac wrote:
Considering the location, if I was given a choice I'd still rather be in the AA-12 camp. Nothing says "get off my porch" quite like an automatic shotgun.

You'll run out of ammo before i run out of ducks:

BUBBALOU · Post by **BUBBALOU** » Mon Oct 05, 2009 12:35 pm

Isaac wrote:You'll run out of ammo before i run out of ducks:

HUH? Seriously get back on your meds

Foil · Post by **Foil** » Mon Oct 05, 2009 12:49 pm

Loosen up, Bubbs. I'm enjoying the goofball humor. It's the Café, after all.

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Mon Oct 05, 2009 12:50 pm

I see your raccoon and raise you..

a garbage can.

Aus-RED-5 · Post by **Aus-RED-5** » Mon Oct 05, 2009 3:22 pm

lol - nice one Ferno!

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Mon Oct 05, 2009 4:35 pm

We must take immediate countermeasures, I am training and arming our defense forces as we speak:

dissent · Post by **dissent** » Mon Oct 05, 2009 4:47 pm

pic would make a nice avatar.

Duper · Post by **Duper** » Mon Oct 05, 2009 5:58 pm

dude, does that coon have a tongue piercing?? o_0

AceCombat · Post by **AceCombat** » Mon Oct 05, 2009 8:00 pm

Duper wrote:dude, does that coon have a tongue piercing?? o_0

your not the only one who noticed that ROTFLMAO!!

VonVulcan · Post by **VonVulcan** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 9:44 pm

I used to use that as my avatar.

BUBBALOU · Post by **BUBBALOU** » Wed Oct 07, 2009 11:58 am

Foil wrote:Loosen up, Bubbs.

I'm Always loose

But how did Rocky turn into Daffy? unless your a QUACK!

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