\"I need to lend Michell one of my shoulder sashes.\"
\"Stupid flag always falls in front of my face during photos\"
\"I bet her brother didn't play in the NCAA\"
\"I was hoping the blue would match something in the room...\"
\"Ok, do it like Bush told ya, squint the eyes like your staring into the sun, and show all the teeth.\"
\"I hope they hurry this up my thong is killing me!\"
\"I hope they hurry this up my thong is killing me!\"
\"Great, Oprah gets to move to sunny California and we're stuck here hosting oompaloompa's from slingshiz asia or some such place!\"
\"He he lets see how long you smile tall one after I squeeze out this silent but deadly....ooh yea Got curry?!?
\"If that little munchkin farts one more time I'm gonna open up Guantanamo special just for his punk azz!\"
\"If the tip of my flag pole was just a bit sharper I could probably spear that bastard and make it out the back door before anyone knew what hit 'em\"
