Tiger Tiger

woodchip · Post by **woodchip** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:50 am

Tiger Tiger burning bright
In the cities of the night
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy fearful duplicity?
Did He smile His work to see?
Did He who wed the wife care for she?

Spidey · Post by **Spidey** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 9:18 am

Twinkle Twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are?

Huh…I don’t get it.

Kilarin · Post by **Kilarin** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 9:35 am

Spidey wrote:I don’t get it.

It's a clever "Tiger Woods" parody on Tiger by William Blake.

Is it original woodchip?

woodchip · Post by **woodchip** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 10:37 am

Yeah Kilarin, I woke up at like 3 am and it kinda popped into my head.

AlphaDoG · Post by **AlphaDoG** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 5:51 pm

both of those rhymes read like crap to me, but I never professed to be a poet.

Will Robinson · Post by **Will Robinson** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 6:59 pm

We build them up so we can tear them down.
It's like we want to see how great someone can be but then we need them to fall so we feel better about our mediocrity.
I'd like to see the day when someones amazing achievements are news worthy, their average behavior isn't and we don't seek to overvalue them due to a particular talent. Celebrity is a symptom of our cultures weakness.
I guess I'll be long dead before we evolve to that level though.

Birdseye · Post by **Birdseye** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 1:47 pm

i think its really sick that people want to ★■◆● with this guy's personal life. leave him alone

woodchip · Post by **woodchip** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 4:02 pm

Ummmm Birdy....he certainly had no problem collecting all the money he made from the public attention he recieved portraying Mr Family guy. So now that he betrayed that image...tough luck

Will Robinson · Post by **Will Robinson** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 5:29 pm

woodchip wrote:Ummmm Birdy....he certainly had no problem collecting all the money he made from the public attention he recieved portraying Mr Family guy. So now that he betrayed that image...tough luck

Funny, I thought he was paid to be a professional golfer and he also made money from endorsements where producers of product recognize there is a segment of society that are so dumb they will buy something if someone famous endorses it.
But I don't remember him offering himself up as any kind of family guy.

Burlyman · Post by **Burlyman** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 7:02 pm

Tiger! Uppercut!

(you knew that was coming. :P)

woodchip · Post by **woodchip** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 8:05 pm

Will Robinson wrote:
woodchip wrote:Ummmm Birdy....he certainly had no problem collecting all the money he made from the public attention he recieved portraying Mr Family guy. So now that he betrayed that image...tough luck
Funny, I thought he was paid to be a professional golfer and he also made money from endorsements where producers of product recognize there is a segment of society that are so dumb they will buy something if someone famous endorses it.
But I don't remember him offering himself up as any kind of family guy.

You missed his latest ad where he is reading a night time story to his daughter. Can't remember what was being shilled tho. While personally he may of not been presenting himself as a family guy, by doing so to sell items opens himself up for criticism. If he wanted to have a harem he should of stayed single.

Will Robinson · Post by **Will Robinson** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 9:38 pm

Yea I haven't seen that commercial.
And it is becoming obvious he shouldn't have ever been married, if all these girls are telling the truth he's quite a whoredog. My problem is there are whoredogs in every neighborhood and we'd wonder why the hell any of their stories ever made the news once let alone ten times a day for weeks on end!

Nightshade · Post by **Nightshade** » Sat Dec 12, 2009 4:58 am

I think it can be summed up nicely as:

Who the ____ cares?

Worship of sports stars is a sickness to begin with.

Tunnelcat · Post by **Tunnelcat** » Sat Dec 12, 2009 11:44 am

ThunderBunny wrote:I think it can be summed up nicely as:

Who the ____ cares?

Worship of sports stars is a sickness to begin with.

I second that! None of these OVERPAID "sports celebrities" can keep their pants zipped or the steroids out of their systems! The same goes for the worship the entertainment megafreaks too. Phbbttttttttttt!

Insurrectionist · Post by **Insurrectionist** » Sat Dec 12, 2009 11:48 am

Leeeaaaave Tigggggeeeer alooooonnneee.

AlphaDoG · Post by **AlphaDoG** » Sat Dec 12, 2009 1:04 pm

Insurrectionist wrote:Leeeaaaave Tigggggeeeer alooooonnneee.

LOL Bro, I've been saying that since day one.

Duper · Post by **Duper** » Sat Dec 12, 2009 4:47 pm

uh.. why is this even being discussed? You need to read something else in the check out lines.

woodchip · Post by **woodchip** » Sat Dec 12, 2009 9:36 pm

I only read about batboy at checkout counters

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