Funny Commercial

Nitrofox125 · Post by **Nitrofox125** » Sun Apr 25, 2004 1:39 pm

Funny commercial here

http://www.fragwerkz.com/movies/commercial.mpg [4.4 megs]

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Sun Apr 25, 2004 2:18 pm

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Sun Apr 25, 2004 4:51 pm

Umm....mind being just a LITTLE more descriptive when posting topics in the future? And please post the approximate filesize when linking to videos.

Bonz · Post by **Bonz** » Sun Apr 25, 2004 5:05 pm

MD-2389 wrote:Umm....mind being just a LITTLE more descriptive when posting topics in the future? And please post the approximate filesize when linking to videos.

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Sun Apr 25, 2004 5:08 pm

You should just take for granted MD that any video posted in the cafe is going to require your dial-down 10-15 minutes for you to download at least and some may require over 2 hours.

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Sun Apr 25, 2004 5:11 pm

My point is, just going by Nitro's post, I have no earthly idea what the movie is about, and I have to actually start downloading it just to see how big it is and wtf its about. Not everyone has broadband ya know.

GehRehmee · Post by **GehRehmee** » Sun Apr 25, 2004 5:54 pm

Description: "Funny Commercial". Anything more would have taken away from the suprise.

File size: Start downloading it. Any program worth the RAM it occupies is going to tell you how big it is without having to pull the whole thing down.

Back to the topic at hand: Damn funny commercial

JMEaT · Post by **JMEaT** » Sun Apr 25, 2004 9:05 pm

I liked it. Only gets a 3 since the chick didn't get naked.

Tyranny · Post by **Tyranny** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 9:35 am

I liked it, was funny

Guess what I did?

http://missions.dyndns.org/misc/xeroxpwnd.gif [Warning! 47KB 9 seconds on 56k!]

Enjoy

Top Wop · Post by **Top Wop** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 10:00 am

Very funny!

It would be a very interesting encounter in real life.

MD: Quit your whining. An MPG file is a DEAD GIVAWAY that its going to be a long download. Did you read the filesize? :rolleyes:

Dedman · Post by **Dedman** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 1:33 pm

She was cute but WAY to skinny.

Lobber · Post by **Lobber** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 3:18 pm

I have an observation: Why doesn't she keep the cover down, no photocopy there, and why should they place all the paper in an out of reach shelf so high up? and where is a step ladder when you need one?

Not a very realistic office if you ask me.

Testiculese · Post by **Testiculese** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 3:20 pm

She wasn't cute, she was georgous. And I'd much rather her be too skinny then the other way around!

haha@commercial, anyway. If I was Stresstest, and in that scenario, I would have grabbed the copies and ran like mad, throwing them all over the office. (If I was me in that scenario, I would have grabbed some copies and blackmailed her for lunch

)

Lobber, your office doesn't put essentials higher up than most women can reach, so they come and ask the guys for help? Ahem, I think your office is the unrealistic one

snoopy · Post by **snoopy** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 4:22 pm

Heh. Europeans are so focused on sex.

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 5:03 pm

Pot calling the kettle black snoops.

Nitrofox125 · Post by **Nitrofox125** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 5:53 pm

http://missions.dyndns.org/misc/xeroxpwnd.gif

Nice dude

Dedman · Post by **Dedman** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 5:55 pm

I would much have a woman with too much meat on her bones than one with too little. Women are supposed to look like women, not 10 year old boys.

But hey, maybe that's just me.

Vertigo 99 · Post by **Vertigo 99** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 8:03 pm

how the ★■◆● does THAT look like a 10 year old boy?

I guess if you sleep with them too long, they just start poppin' up everywhere?

JMEaT · Post by **JMEaT** » Tue Apr 27, 2004 7:15 am

Wow. Can't we just agree that the woman was hawt?

Testiculese · Post by **Testiculese** » Tue Apr 27, 2004 8:51 am

lol, Vert.

It's not that Europeans are more focused on sex, they're just less retentive about it.

Dedman · Post by **Dedman** » Tue Apr 27, 2004 10:45 am

JMEaT wrote:Wow. Can't we just agree that the woman was hawt?

She was. Just not my type is all. It's all good as they say.

HaAGen DaZS · Post by **HaAGen DaZS** » Tue Apr 27, 2004 1:09 pm

i have to say she was a looker, but whats the chances her looks were computer aided?

Testiculese · Post by **Testiculese** » Tue Apr 27, 2004 2:14 pm

Probably slim. I see women that look as good as her every day when I work in Philadelphia. That same jaw-drop-walk-into-walls pretty.

Fusion pimp · Post by **Fusion pimp** » Tue Apr 27, 2004 3:05 pm

Goodness that gal was on fire.

Dave, you see gals like that every day? I need a few grand to take of a devorce and a place to stay in Philly, help a brotha out?

B-

Tyranny · Post by **Tyranny** » Tue Apr 27, 2004 3:06 pm

HaAGen DaZS wrote:i have to say she was a looker, but whats the chances her looks were computer aided?

Not very high since it was a low budget Euro commercial. Why would you even waste the money to do something on a computer in a commercial that doesn't need it when good makup artistry would suffice?

They're not using computers to airbrush out facial skin flaws when makeup can hide them infront of a camera. Besides, it was a paper commercial for cripes sake. *counter

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Top Wop · Post by **Top Wop** » Tue Apr 27, 2004 3:28 pm

Testiculese wrote:Probably slim. I see women that look as good as her every day when I work in Philadelphia. That same jaw-drop-walk-into-walls pretty.

You should hook me up with one of them sometime.

Vertigo 99 · Post by **Vertigo 99** » Tue Apr 27, 2004 7:58 pm

not to mention that although airbrushing a single pic is easy, airbrushing a woman throughout an entire movie to make it look consistent is pretty hard...

STRESSTEST · Post by **STRESSTEST** » Wed Apr 28, 2004 12:51 pm

bad link, anyone have it?

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Wed Apr 28, 2004 1:29 pm

Top Wop wrote:MD: Quit your whining. An MPG file is a DEAD GIVAWAY that its going to be a long download.

Oh really?

By your logic, ANY mpeg video will be a long download no matter how big it is. Its called courtesy Top Wop, maybe you should look it up in a dictionary sometime.

Did you read the filesize? :rolleyes:

Did you read my post?

MD-2389 wrote:and I have to actually start downloading it just to see how big it is

Its a dead issue now anyways since he's edited his post.

Bill: http://www.bakercountyonline.com/md-238 ... ercial.mpg (should be working in about 20 min from this post)