With his portly belly and a fondness for a brandy-fuelled spin on the sleigh, Santa Claus is hardly the picture of health or safety.
Now his wild ways are catching up with him, with calls for a radical overhaul of his bad boy image. A study by Monash University public health expert Dr. Nathan Grills found Santa could be promoting obesity and speeding — and damaging millions of lives.
what Moron funded this study
“To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.”
With his portly belly and a fondness for a brandy-fuelled spin on the sleigh, Santa Claus is hardly the picture of health or safety.
Now his wild ways are catching up with him, with calls for a radical overhaul of his bad boy image. A study by Monash University public health expert Dr. Nathan Grills found Santa could be promoting obesity and speeding — and damaging millions of lives.
what Moron funded this study
The same moron that decided the Big Boy needed to go on a diet.
I tend to see the stupidity in this more than I find humor.
“To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.”
Tankie2 wrote:My take on this? Retail sales are down so now they're looking for a younger, fitter, sexier Santa Clause.
Perhaps a younger more "fit" Santa would be alright ... but I seriously don't want someone who looks flaming gay who "sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake" ... granted that sounds really creepy with anyone, but you get the idea.
