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S13driftAZ · Post by **S13driftAZ** » Sat Jan 16, 2010 11:25 pm

I want a debate, I good, nice and juicy one. One that has a great impact on our very lives:

Ninjas are better than pirates.

Why? Because their bodies are trained from birth to remain freakishly agile, fast, and deadly. They are masters of weaponry and can remain unseen at nighttime.

Vindicator · Post by **Vindicator** » Sat Jan 16, 2010 11:32 pm

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Kilarin · Post by **Kilarin** » Sat Jan 16, 2010 11:59 pm

Good one Vindicator!

To add one more. Ninja's have to wear a burka. Pirates get poofy sleeves, spiffy boots, snazzy coats, and cool hats!

http://www.clydecaldwell.com/large_imag ... uilds.html

http://www.clydecaldwell.com/large_images/sea_fox.html

Duper · Post by **Duper** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 12:54 am

Vindicator wrote:

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DOH!

end of discussion. Way to kill a debate Vin!

TigerRaptor · Post by **TigerRaptor** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 1:37 am

Pirates and Ninjas? You know what this calls for!

S13driftAZ · Post by **S13driftAZ** » Mon Jan 18, 2010 2:36 pm

Vindicator wrote:

Wow, that really does settle it!

Red_5 · Post by **Red_5** » Tue Jan 19, 2010 8:50 pm

Ninjas don't have chicks because chicks can never find them

Tunnelcat · Post by **Tunnelcat** » Thu Jan 21, 2010 4:44 pm

Pirates are drunks (they do love their rum) and are usually passed-out wasted when they're not out raiding, killing and looting. Ninjas would just creep up and slice and dice at the most opportune moment! Ninjas win!

Isaac · Post by **Isaac** » Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:03 pm

Sharingan!!! !:evil:!

Duper · Post by **Duper** » Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:52 pm

tunnelcat wrote:Pirates are drunks (they do love their rum) and are usually passed-out wasted when they're not out raiding, killing and looting. Ninjas would just creep up and slice and dice at the most opportune moment! Ninjas win!

they (ninjas) are also willing to stand waist deep in poo for hours to wait for a victim. ... I'll take the rum....

(true story btw)

S13driftAZ · Post by **S13driftAZ** » Thu Jan 21, 2010 6:23 pm

I'll one up the pirate picture.

You never see ninjas with wenches because your not supposed to see them at all.

That's where the imagination part kicks in.

Insurrectionist · Post by **Insurrectionist** » Thu Jan 21, 2010 7:08 pm

Duper · Post by **Duper** » Thu Jan 21, 2010 7:33 pm

Insurrectionist wrote:

Wait.. that's kinda a pirate/ninja....right?

Burlyman · Post by **Burlyman** » Thu Jan 21, 2010 9:55 pm

why are certain people around the world debating about ninjas and pirates these days? o.O I wouldn't have even noticed if I wasn't looking for ninja images online. :P

Duper · Post by **Duper** » Thu Jan 21, 2010 10:28 pm

Chuck Norris can beat both at the same time... with one hand and one foot.

S13driftAZ · Post by **S13driftAZ** » Fri Jan 22, 2010 12:34 am

Duper wrote:Chuck Norris can beat both at the same time... with one hand and one foot.

Thanks Duper. Now we must end this argument or else chuck norris will roundhouse kick everyone on the forum.

Isaac · Post by **Isaac** » Fri Jan 22, 2010 5:47 am

Burlyman wrote:why are certain people around the world debating about ninjas and pirates these days? o.O I wouldn't have even noticed if I wasn't looking for ninja images online.

I'm pretty sure this site started it:
http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm
Back in the day, they had lots of anti pirate stuff. I'm sure it's still posted somewhere on that site.

S13driftAZ · Post by **S13driftAZ** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 1:42 pm

To reinforce why i think ninjas are cool...

SirSamII · Post by **SirSamII** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 2:36 pm

S13driftAZ wrote:To reinforce why i think ninjas are cool...

wow, all though some were funny, that video was to long for the humor it tried to portray.

lol check this out:

Duper · Post by **Duper** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:13 pm

uh.. why would I want to showcase my \"package\". :p o_0

actually, What that picture does is show the necessity of keeping both around!

On one side you have a weapon of mass destruction and on the other you have a sniping weapon!

...still \"package\" ??!?? eew!

Alter-Fox · Post by **Alter-Fox** » Thu Feb 25, 2010 1:36 pm

Sorry for the thread revival, but this is hilarious. I was reading this thread just before I found this sketch by Monty Python.

John Cleese turns into a pirate:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DlN4Sh06po

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