Shortest Books in Descent Multiplayer History

Darktalyn1 · Post by **Darktalyn1** » Thu May 06, 2010 12:02 am

Before anyone gets miffed over these, they're all in good fun

Feel free to add your own

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Etiquette in the Mines : When to avoid Spawnkilling and Typekilling

-authored by Behemoth

CTF and you : How to cap more flags than DT

-authored by Lothar, forward by Grendel

3 Easy steps to avoid Mothing

-authored by SickOne, illustrated by Bagheera

Walking Away : How to retire from the game and stay retired gracefully

-authored by Ryujin, forward by Sergeant Thorne

Posting With Purpose

-co-authored by TheWhat & Bubbalou

Avoid living in the past : A simple guide to nutting up and playing the game

-authored by Krom

The Wide World of Levels beyond Indika 3

-authored by Darktalyn, audio book narrated by LEON

Developing a Loving, Respectful Relationship with Trifusion

-authored by Foil

Sergeant Thorne · Post by **Sergeant Thorne** » Thu May 06, 2010 4:14 am

TheWhat · Post by **TheWhat** » Thu May 06, 2010 4:51 am

My only contact with Truckstop Whurkers and Friggin' Creationists: The DBB
authored by: Duh Brudders (audio book by me)

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3908663/Descent ... 0Blues.mp3

Foil · Post by **Foil** » Thu May 06, 2010 10:44 am

More "Shortest Ever":

UnCentrism - Learning to Value the Methods and Styles Other Than One's Own

- DarkTalyn

My Love Affair With The Black Pyro

- Foil

Darktalyn1 wrote:Developing a Loving, Respectful Relationship with Trifusion

-authored by Foil

Hehe! I feel loved.

BTW, I love Tri-Fusion (I just don't enjoy pop-a-shot levels like BI3). Ever met my FoilTanker pilot?

Sickone · Post by **Sickone** » Thu May 06, 2010 3:13 pm

You seem to have the wrong title for me... should be

3 ways to Moth, Eat, and Die by Fusion

ooops this would be a very long book...

Spidey · Post by **Spidey** » Thu May 06, 2010 3:20 pm

sorry

Darktalyn1 · Post by **Darktalyn1** » Thu May 06, 2010 3:31 pm

Remember, these are the shortest books ever written.

Here's some more -

Great Alternatives to flying the Skipnix

-authored by Warpig.

My personal experiences with Low Ping

-authored by Mobius

It's only a game - Learning to control your temper

-authored by Sandmann

LEON · Post by **LEON** » Fri May 07, 2010 7:22 am

Diversity of styles: How to use other tactics than running.

By ouch, foreword by Canuck

Diversity of styles 2:

Darktalyn gives a deep analysis on different game mods such as CTF and Entropy and how you will benefit from them.

AlphaDoG · Post by **AlphaDoG** » Fri May 07, 2010 7:25 am

42 (The meaning of life)
By Zaphod

TheWhat · Post by **TheWhat** » Fri May 07, 2010 8:11 am

All you hax sux and you're gay (and other endless whining)
by Candypants

I'm going to be your leader (even though I look like Luigi and no one cares about my opinion)
by judas

You scared away my adult clan members from a teenagers videogame because you used family un-friendly language.
by some limp wristed honky

Foil · Post by **Foil** » Fri May 07, 2010 9:03 am

I think people in here aren't getting the \"Shortest Books Ever\" theme, DT.

P.S. TheWhat, you can name me. I don't mind. This thread is 'in good fun'.

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Fri May 07, 2010 9:18 am

TheWhat wrote:All you hax sux and you're gay (and other endless whining)
by Candypants

I'm going to be your leader (even though I look like Luigi and no one cares about my opinion)
by judas

You scared away my adult clan members from a teenagers videogame because you used family un-friendly language.
by some limp wristed honky

Yeah, some of these would be incredibly long...

flip · Post by **flip** » Fri May 07, 2010 1:23 pm

How to sound like your not whining while whining about all the whining
by TehWhat

Sickone · Post by **Sickone** » Fri May 07, 2010 2:51 pm

How to continually get gang raped by other pilots and maintain your manhood.

Foil · Post by **Foil** » Fri May 07, 2010 3:12 pm

Okay, some folks (edit: only referring to a couple guys in here) still don't get it.

\"SHORTEST\"!!

That means the titles should be the opposite of what you're saying, okay?

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Like:

Things I Hate About Anarchy
-by Darktalyn

This qualifies as a \"shortest book\", because he clearly does not hate anarchy.

...Get it?

flip · Post by **flip** » Fri May 07, 2010 3:34 pm

Jeez Foil I understood that. I was just trying like heck to call TheWhat a whiner

Spidey · Post by **Spidey** » Fri May 07, 2010 3:36 pm

No…explain it again, please.

Foil · Post by **Foil** » Fri May 07, 2010 3:37 pm

Sorry, flip. I was referring to some others in here.

I suppose I should add this to the \"shortest\" list now:

The Art Of Maintaining Composure in DBB Descent Threads
- illustrated by Foil

BUBBALOU · Post by **BUBBALOU** » Fri May 07, 2010 10:44 pm

Anarchy Etiquette of Online Gaming
- by Foil

Run, Chuck and Skip the Effects of Wireless and Loss
- Author- Cannuck, prelude by Bagheera

Living the Alias Life
- by Weedhopper

Trigger Taping and the Microwave
- by Samus

LEON · Post by **LEON** » Sat May 08, 2010 4:05 am

D3 multiplayer: How to win in anarchy.

By Mr.Obs

Dadas · Post by **Dadas** » Sat May 08, 2010 4:22 am

How to use audio taunts in 3 easy steps
- Dadas

Canuck · Post by **Canuck** » Tue May 11, 2010 12:47 am

Delusional Whining and Moaning About Connects
-By Bubbalou

Sergeant Thorne · Post by **Sergeant Thorne** » Tue May 11, 2010 3:50 am

No, It's...

Mastering The Nuances of Internet Gameplay
- by Bubbalou, forward by Neo/Samus, preface by Barry

BUBBALOU · Post by **BUBBALOU** » Tue May 11, 2010 8:26 am

you guys still do not get it

Lothar · Post by **Lothar** » Tue May 11, 2010 3:29 pm

The fine art of missile placement
- By the [BOZ] bots

Dogfighting with primary weapons
- A song by Bettina and the Subway Dancers

Classy responses to opponents' effective moves
- By Tiger

Camping to rack up kills in CTF
- By BottleRocket

Sickone · Post by **Sickone** » Tue May 11, 2010 3:44 pm

Dogfighting with primary weapons
- A song by Bettina and the Subway Dancers

Now that is funny sh#t !!!

LEON · Post by **LEON** » Sat May 15, 2010 4:23 am

Online books.
F8, Connecting people.
10 easy steps to polite f8 usage.

-By badboy.

Foil · Post by **Foil** » Sat May 15, 2010 2:02 pm

LEON wrote:10 easy steps to polite f8 usage.

-By badboy.

Heretic · Post by **Heretic** » Sat May 15, 2010 5:49 pm

How not to Troll The DBB
by TheWhat

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Sat May 15, 2010 6:25 pm

Heretic wrote:How not to Troll The DBB
by TheWhat

Weak; if you are going to go that route then you need something like:

Ten easy approaches to have reasonable and intelligent discourse online.
by TheWhat.

Or:

The beginners guide to avoid political extremism.
by Woodchip, co authored by Bettina, foreword by ThunderBunny.

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