This seems particularly appropriate today
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best
patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York , says, \"I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.\"
The second, from Chicago , responds, \"Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.\"
The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, \"No, I really think
librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical
order.\"
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: \"You know, I like
construction workers..... those guys always understand when you have
a few parts left over.\"
But the fifth surgeon, from Toronto, Canada shut them all up when
he observed:
\"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and
the head and the ass are interchangeable.\"
