Joke Thread # 2043

CDN_Merlin · Post by **CDN_Merlin** » Mon May 03, 2004 5:42 pm

This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut America's supply of convenience store managers.

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Mon May 03, 2004 8:23 pm

Thats the worst joke I've seen this year.

Skyalmian · Post by **Skyalmian** » Mon May 03, 2004 8:41 pm

I'm...not laughing.

Kyouryuu · Post by **Kyouryuu** » Mon May 03, 2004 9:26 pm

I wonder whatever became of the Iraqi information minister...

Lothar · Post by **Lothar** » Mon May 03, 2004 9:33 pm

http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/

No updates in quite a while.

roid · Post by **roid** » Mon May 03, 2004 10:11 pm

maybe he went the way of the nazis.

(ie: now employed by america haha )

Phoenix Red · Post by **Phoenix Red** » Mon May 03, 2004 10:14 pm

Roid, either that or they're hermiting in an obscure south american country plotting their ultimate revenge and the death of all things jewish

nah he's in a holding cell somewhere being tortured

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Tue May 04, 2004 12:15 am

Merlin, thats not funny. Not in the least.

Vindicator · Post by **Vindicator** » Tue May 04, 2004 12:24 am

Yes it is.

Tetrad · Post by **Tetrad** » Tue May 04, 2004 12:35 am

It's funny because most convenience store clerks are Indian, not Iraqi.

Lothar · Post by **Lothar** » Tue May 04, 2004 12:42 am

What's funny about Tetrad's analysis is that the joke is set in a cave somewhere in Pakistan, not in Iraq. It's about the Iraq war, but the Taliban are threatening to cut off the supply of Afghani / Pakistani clerks. And that is a frightening thought -- India's clerk production has dropped with the advent of call centers. They can't cover a Pakistani / Afghani clerk shortage.

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Tue May 04, 2004 12:56 am

This thread is STUPID.

CDN_Merlin · Post by **CDN_Merlin** » Tue May 04, 2004 3:15 am

You guys need to get that dick out of you (_O_) and laugh a little. Man it's just a f***** joke.

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Tue May 04, 2004 4:37 am

No one here thinks its funny, for whatever reason.

Country of origin issues has nothing to do with my finding that joke to be not funny.

Your joke is STUPID!

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Tue May 04, 2004 10:54 am

heh.

a joke mentions america and you guys get all offended.

take the sticks of of your vaginas, you women.

Testiculese · Post by **Testiculese** » Tue May 04, 2004 11:38 am

Roid's quip was funny

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Tue May 04, 2004 12:25 pm

Ferno wrote:heh.

a joke mentions america and you guys get all offended.

take the sticks of of your vaginas, you women.

Oh yes, that must be why its not funny....

How convenient that you ignore that its borderline racist. I could care less if people poke fun at my country. Its the racist jokes that I don't care for in the least. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm flushing this thread because the smell is really starting to get to me.