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...charged with arson, first degree murder, trafficking of controlled substances, and selling souls. In fact, your honour, I had two cardboard cutouts of the perpetrator prepared...
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...and in summation I believe our new battlefield robots for the amry should be based on the "Hello Kitty" line of....
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*From the body language, you can clearly see that this Kitty is actually saying *Goodbye*.
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"Microsoft's inhouse cutouts representing it's end users are becomming increasingly insulting."
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"Presenting to you, Clippy 3.0! With more features, this addition to the next version of our office suite will be sure to annoy you in record time!"
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★■◆●. My 401(k) plan just **** bit me in the ass. ★■◆●. What the ★■◆● was I thinking by ★■◆●ing investing in this ★■◆●ing company? Damn. *** ****!
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"Which goes better with my outfit, pink or light purple?"
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"i did SO goto bizarro world, i bring proof"
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"I take big shits..."
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"I think these cutouts are just super!"
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"Remember kids, stay in school. paid for by the retarded puppet theatre troop"
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-Do this make me look fat?-
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"I had my testicles replaced with a pair of these. Fabulous, aren't they?"
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"Thanks, mommy!"
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"Now that these girls are 18, we're going to market them properly! Look for the new snuff porn in your local Risque Video next week!"

aside: This one alludes to MaryKate/Ashley. Notice the closer to 18 they get, the less clothes they sport on TV?
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"Houston, we have a problem."
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"We don't make the dumb crap your kids buy.
We make the dumb crap your kids buy more expensive."
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"What I've done is taken your average kittens and dressed them in a lovely pink ruched tube dress and cashmere undershirt. I think the effect is simply fabulous."
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I am getting paid to do this.
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Post by Beowulf »

Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.
Please, think of the kittens.
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Post by Duper »

using our new stolen Xerox technology, cloning is now easier than ever!
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hello kitty

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Hey bub, pass me a lighter, would ya?

*or*

Almost as good as gerbils...
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"FABULOUSSSS!!!!"
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budget cuts have forced "animal kingdom" to get creative...
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Post by bash »

*BUY TWO and get a raging homosexual for FREE!*
Offer not valid in Idaho
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bash wrote:*BUY TWO and get a raging homosexual for FREE!*
Offer not valid in Idaho
:P :D :) HAHAHA
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Post by MD-2389 »

LOL bash!

"In the event of a crash, these two items can be used as a floatation device...."

or

"For those into goatse, the Uberlarge Dildo corporation has decided to release these brand new Hello Kitty butt plugs! They come in two flavors, strawberry and black cherry!"
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hello kitty

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"We were planning on canceling the product line, but we discovered steady sales in New Zealand."
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Post by Flabby Chick »

Yo!!! ACE!!!... you didn't holes in the back of these two.


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