LIVER & ONIONS!

Inguss · Post by **Inguss** » Tue Nov 16, 2010 5:51 pm

LIVER AND ONIONS!

BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT!
THE POINT IS THAT THE ING IS BACK IN THIS JOINT!

NETNERDS REJOICE!
HOOKERS GET MOIST!
CRACKHEADS GRAB YA PIPES FOR YOUR WEAPON OF CHOICE!

NO ONE COULD FORSEE THIS!
RETURN OF THE INGUS!

NO ONE COULD FORSEE THIS!
RETURN OF THE INGUS!

NO ONE COULD FORSEE THIS!
RETURN OF THE INGUS!

RETURN OF THE INGUS!
RETURN OF THE INGUS!

INGUS IS BACK AND BETTER!
BETTER THAN EVER!

JUST LEFT STARBUCKS WITH MASTER SHREDDER!

NOBODY CAN NEVER! BEST ING EVER!
CAUSE ING IS STUCK ON YOU JUST LIKE FREDDY KRUEGER'S SWEATER!

ING'S A HELLUVA HOE. OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW?
BIG WOMEN THEY LUV HIM!
THEY ENJOY HIS COMPANY!
THAT'S AIGHT CAUSE ING TAKES EM BIG AND CHUNKY

CHALLENGERS PLACE YOUR BETS. YA NOT READY FOR THIS!
CAUSE COMPARED TO INGUS HE'S A GOD AMONG YOU INSECTS

ING'S A HELLUVA COOK! ENEMIES THEY KNOW THIS!
THEY HATE WHEN HE'S COOKING!
CAUSE AS ALWAYS HE'S SERVING PLATES FULL OF FACKING ASSWHOOPINS!

IT'S TIME TO SMOKE!
TRUE STORY HOMIE!
GOT A FAT BLUNT LONGER THAN A BILL COSBY HOAGIE!

INGUS LEAVES HIS ENEMIES IN THE DUST!
HE'S THE TURD YOU CAN'T FLUSH!
EVEN SMOKED A FAT POUND THROUGH AN ELEPHANT'S TUSK!

INGUS'S PYRO IS PARKED IN THE SHED JUST LIKE A CHEVY FROM THE 1970S.
BUT WILL IT START? MAYBE!
AND IF IT DOES HE'S STILL FLIES LIKE THE WIND BABY!

JUST LIKE BACK IN THE DAY! THEY ALL FELL PREY!
THEY ALL FELL PREY! WHAT?
IN THE GREAT NINJA WAY!

BOOYA!

INGUS JUST GOT HIS MASTERS DEGREE FROM WILLY LEROY STATE UNIVERSITY IN E-THUGANOMICS!

Aw YeaH. Time to hit the air floating and the ground running back in the hood..where it all

began a short ion ago.

Has Betina reached puberty yet? Or is her ship still turned upside down in SubbaWayDancer

right where Ingus left that sumbich? HAHAHAAHA!?

Ingus knows a thing or two about a thing or three now. What's good in the Dbb hood?!

INGUS HAS ENTERED THE FACEBOOK GALAXY.
THIS SHOULD BE A REAL KICK
http://www.facebook.com/ingusss

Alter-Fox · Post by **Alter-Fox** » Tue Nov 16, 2010 7:10 pm

blargh double post and no delete button

Alter-Fox · Post by **Alter-Fox** » Tue Nov 16, 2010 7:10 pm

Umm... sure...

I'm kind of new here compared to you (2006 or so), soo... I'll wait for someone else to pass judgement on your apparrent insanity...

A couple of things you might want to know about:

PlanetDescent.com is down for good, however we now have http://www.planetdescent.net/

A whole lot of new single and multiplayer levels for all 3 games have been released recently, depending on what you're into (multiplayer I'm guessing) I'm sure there's something for you. You can check the level spotlight here and at PD.net. There are also some projects still in the works.

A new 6DoF game is in development by a new company called Keen Software, the game is called Miner Wars: http://www.minerwars.com/?aid=314. It seems something like a cross between Descent and Red Faction in MMO form. Pretty cool stuff.

Cya in the mines... unless you go straight to E&C.

Isaac · Post by **Isaac** » Tue Nov 16, 2010 7:24 pm

This reminds me...
viewtopic.php?t=16643

Bet51987 · Post by **Bet51987** » Tue Nov 16, 2010 7:53 pm

HI INGUS!!!!

Yes, I've reached puberty

and, if I recall, the last time we played you begged me to stop picking on you.

Nice to see your all caps horrible poems again.

Bettina

Neo · Post by **Neo** » Tue Nov 16, 2010 9:01 pm

o hai

Alter-Fox wrote:I'm kind of new here compared to you (2006 or so), so... I'll wait for someone else to pass judgment on your apparent insanity...

Fixed. 9_9

Do not judge, lest you be judged. :P

Sapphire Wolf · Post by **Sapphire Wolf** » Tue Nov 16, 2010 9:08 pm

Welcome back, dude!

Isaac · Post by **Isaac** » Tue Nov 16, 2010 9:19 pm

Sapphire Wolf wrote:Welcome back, dude!

Well if Sapphire likes you I guess you must be alright, Inguss.

Inguss · Post by **Inguss** » Tue Nov 16, 2010 9:20 pm

Take your best shot Alter-Fox. Take that modest upright truth, justice, and puppies approach. Keep the DBB safe from all threats. DBB.NET or any other tree house government can't withstand the the raw power of Ingus' ingusifying winds as they begin to bend the the offspring, cousins, baby-cousins, friend of a sister's ex-boyfriends again!

Ingus desolated this establishment like the smell of cat $hit. Kicking the cataracts outta blindass bat b*tch.

The Powers that Be exist without purpose in this colony. Their purpose vanished with Ingus... like the fame of Malt liquor BULL!

Hold up!

\"INGUS TAKES A HOT BOTTLE OF THUNDERBIRD TO THE HEAD\"

Now we're talking! There's an Ingus in all of us, like the action of passing gas from ya HOLD UP!

Betina's in the building. Betina you admit it. You missed Ingus cause you loved Ingus' ENBUSHIKI!

ENBUSHIKI - In the book of Ingus.

Betty Ingus knows you're made that Ingus left.... but it's just like Superman yo. Lois Lane said to Supes... \"How could you just leave us like that?\"

Now what Superman really said.. \"Looka here, just gotta cell phone call from Krypton that Zod is trying to build a mine called \"Subway Dancer\" and if if that happens it will be the end as we know it... so gotta biach! Like Spaceghost says - Up Up and Away\"

But that's not the point! The point is Ingus and more trolls, idiots, wannabe heros, guys running around in spandex and caps and whatnots... especially the trolls... Those guys are just ridiculous they get on forums and just start spoutting off crazy stuff its just insanity... Ingus just doesn't understand it, but that's not the point..

Let Ingus tell ya a thing or two about a thing or three. INGUS LIKES THE SMELL OF MOTHBALLS. They give Ingus super powers. Just like right now as Ingus delivers this message... He is using a \"superpower\".

What's that?

It's MORPHIN TIME!

Alter-Fox · Post by **Alter-Fox** » Tue Nov 16, 2010 9:45 pm

I feel so out of the loop...

BTW I challenge you. I know I'll lose but I want to see what you're like in game.

Unfortunately you'll never recognize me

.

Inguss · Post by **Inguss** » Tue Nov 16, 2010 9:47 pm

Inguss recognizes everyone Alter-Fox.

Here, have a bottle of Thunderbird... if you don't know what it is.. it's ghetto liquor... It puts farts in your flames... err flames in your farts.. good thing to have in your skill set

Inguss · Post by **Inguss** » Tue Nov 16, 2010 9:48 pm

... and bums like to juice up on it right before a bum duel.

Alter-Fox · Post by **Alter-Fox** » Tue Nov 16, 2010 9:51 pm

Should I give you a list of all my pilots? It would probably take... oh... a year.

Top Gun · Post by **Top Gun** » Tue Nov 16, 2010 10:33 pm

Ingussssssssssssss

roid · Post by **roid** » Wed Nov 17, 2010 5:54 am

Isaac wrote:This reminds me...
viewtopic.php?t=16643

dunno how that's relevant.

Ingus is a force of nature invented by the universe, just so Ingus could Ingus the place up.
Then Ingus and the universe made awkward incestuous love and created the human race.

True story.

woodchip · Post by **woodchip** » Wed Nov 17, 2010 7:17 am

LIKE THE WIND! Welcome back Ingai.

Foil · Post by **Foil** » Wed Nov 17, 2010 9:39 am

Welcome back, ya whack.

Alter-Fox · Post by **Alter-Fox** » Wed Nov 17, 2010 9:58 am

roid wrote:
Isaac wrote:This reminds me...
viewtopic.php?t=16643
dunno how that's relevant.

Ingus is a force of nature invented by the universe, just so Ingus could Ingus the place up.
Then Ingus and the universe made awkward incestuous love and created the human race.

True story.

I think you're mistaking him for Chuck Norris or Ryujin.

No... since he's obviously not an Ignus, I think he must be the real Rotating Menace. He Menaces you into oblivion, and then gives you Rotating-Menace-Itis, an incurable disease whose victims must rotate --- forevermore!

Inguss · Post by **Inguss** » Wed Nov 17, 2010 12:32 pm

Hello everybody! Anyone ever tap danced against Leprechauns. Mofos are fast but Ruffies are faster!

Grendel · Post by **Grendel** » Wed Nov 17, 2010 12:56 pm

roid wrote:Ingus is a force of nature invented by the universe, just so Ingus could Ingus the place up.
Then Ingus and the universe made awkward incestuous love and created the human race.

True story.

Except that Ingus also invented the universe.

WB here too !

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Wed Nov 17, 2010 3:01 pm

Welcome back V.

Neo · Post by **Neo** » Wed Nov 17, 2010 4:47 pm

Isaac wrote:
Sapphire Wolf wrote:Welcome back, dude!
Well if Sapphire likes you I guess you must be alright, Inguss. :wink:

O_o?

Isaac · Post by **Isaac** » Wed Nov 17, 2010 4:49 pm

Sheesh... Must everything I say in this thread be quoted and questioned?

Neo · Post by **Neo** » Wed Nov 17, 2010 5:16 pm

sure, why not? ^_~

VonVulcan · Post by **VonVulcan** » Wed Nov 17, 2010 8:30 pm

Isaac wrote:Sheesh... Must everything I say in this thread be quoted and questioned?

What ya say that fer?

Gekko71 · Post by **Gekko71** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 8:45 am

Isaac wrote:Sheesh... Must everything I say in this thread be quoted and questioned?

...this is the DBB, remember?

Firewheel · Post by **Firewheel** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 11:19 am

Wow Ingus is back?! Awesome. Now, I wonder what The Fragile is up to these days?

Inguss · Post by **Inguss** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 2:40 pm

http://www.facebook.com/ingusss

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