When Superman urinates....

Isaac · Post by **Isaac** » Tue Nov 23, 2010 7:06 am

... isn't the stream powerful enough to be considered one of his powers?

Lets say he drinks lots of water for 3 weeks and doesn't go. He remembers one day, \"oh snap, I should go\". Half the city could be cut in half, if he's not careful.

Or what if someone chucks kryptonite at him. Superman should act as any high pressure tank with a broken valve and fly around the room, backwards. Or he could just explode, along with what ever is surrounding him for ten miles.

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Tue Nov 23, 2010 7:25 am

Ever watch Smallville? I don't want to give too many spoilers away, but in one episode he encounters a woman who has similar powers to him, and they have sex.

Earthquakes ensue. Thats what kinda sex Superman has.

woodchip · Post by **woodchip** » Tue Nov 23, 2010 7:43 am

Sex in Smallville? Why I never...

Neo · Post by **Neo** » Tue Nov 23, 2010 8:23 am

Y. I. Oughta

Foil · Post by **Foil** » Tue Nov 23, 2010 9:13 am

Yeah, that was around the time Smallville started getting pretty inane. I quit watching it until this season (the last one, reportedly).

Neo · Post by **Neo** » Tue Nov 23, 2010 11:01 am

smallville was a bad idea to begin with. I mean, many of the episodes were cool (okay, awesome) but modernizing Superman and adding characters that Clark Kent didn't see until he was an adult is a recipe for disaster. :)

CDN_Merlin · Post by **CDN_Merlin** » Tue Nov 23, 2010 11:37 am

I stopped watching after season 4 or 5 I think.

Isaac · Post by **Isaac** » Tue Nov 23, 2010 12:08 pm

Neo wrote:smallville was a bad idea to begin with. I mean, many of the episodes were cool (okay, awesome) but modernizing Superman and adding characters that Clark Kent didn't see until he was an adult is a recipe for disaster.

I'm not too familiar with the series, but I'm pretty sure Superboy meets Lois Lane.

null0010 · Post by **null0010** » Tue Nov 23, 2010 2:54 pm

Neo · Post by **Neo** » Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:28 pm

Isaac wrote:
Neo wrote:smallville was a bad idea to begin with. I mean, many of the episodes were cool (okay, awesome) but modernizing Superman and adding characters that Clark Kent didn't see until he was an adult is a recipe for disaster. :)
I'm not too familiar with the series, but I'm pretty sure Superboy meets Lois Lane.

QED

Oh that reminds me. Anyone remember the show Superboy?

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Tue Nov 23, 2010 6:10 pm

What I really miss is Justice League.

Ah, good times.

snoopy · Post by **snoopy** » Tue Nov 23, 2010 6:57 pm

I watched the first season of Smallville. I think I watched parts of the second, too.

IMO, it got pretty bad pretty fast.

roid · Post by **roid** » Sat Nov 27, 2010 1:33 am

null0010 wrote:

He's eating more than 40 burgers!
That's as many as Forty tens.
And that's terrible.

Neo · Post by **Neo** » Sun Nov 28, 2010 7:04 pm

Excellent. Now humanity will have no more trouble counting to 40.

Forget Superman. Someone should create a show called The Adventures of Clark Kent and focus more on his silly antics with Lois Lane and Jimmy Olsen (but keep his powers). ^_~

NUMBERZero · Post by **NUMBERZero** » Fri Dec 03, 2010 2:45 pm

I like Smallville, but Clark needs to eventually kill somebody for the greater good. He needs to tell everyone who is railing him about killing to to shut up and sit down.

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