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Heretic · Post by **Heretic** » Sat Mar 19, 2011 1:52 am

Controls for the Man and Woman

SirWinner · Post by **SirWinner** » Sat Mar 19, 2011 4:04 am

Are we trying to start a Gender War here?

Old Computer Game circa 1996 or so:
http://www.mobygames.com/game/gender-wars

Tunnelcat · Post by **Tunnelcat** » Sat Mar 19, 2011 9:12 am

No, I think Heretic is right on the money. A male can be in either of 2 states, pissed off or happy. Simple and easy. Now females, and I speak from experience here, can have all sorts of moods. It's just due to our body's construction. Males don't have distinctly overt hormone cycles, but females DO! Those cycles can really affect our attitude and mood and WE ARE STUCK WITH IT you morons! You guys go living with this crap! Can you sense a little mood swinging here?

dissent · Post by **dissent** » Sat Mar 19, 2011 9:48 am

which one is the "must go shopping for shoes" button?

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Sat Mar 19, 2011 9:51 am

As if there would be an "off" switch on the Woman board at all.

Isaac · Post by **Isaac** » Sat Mar 19, 2011 10:25 am

This thread is hot.

Isaac · Post by **Isaac** » Sat Mar 19, 2011 10:27 am

dissent wrote:which one is the "must go shopping for shoes" button?

Sarcasm aside, I think it's only a sex joke.

Bet51987 · Post by **Bet51987** » Sat Mar 19, 2011 11:44 am

No TC. You have it all wrong. The image obviously signifys that women can multitask while men are purely serial. Open refrigerator door, close refrigerator door.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/scie ... n-men.html

Thanks to Heretic for bringing this to light.

Bee

Pumo · Post by **Pumo** » Sat Mar 19, 2011 12:43 pm

Bet51987 wrote:...men are purely serial. Open refrigerator door, close refrigerator door.

rofl that's a very good one.

Thenior · Post by **Thenior** » Sat Mar 19, 2011 2:51 pm

Women have those dang dual core processors, us men are stuck with single core!

Tunnelcat · Post by **Tunnelcat** » Sat Mar 19, 2011 3:17 pm

Nah, we have at least eight cores, but it sure doesn't speed us up at all. In fact, it's a hindrance at times, too many thoughts at once with no place to go. But maybe it's because our bus speed is too slow. And I wish that darned 'off' switch worked anymore, at least when I want to get some sleep. It seems to break in old age.

That's a good one Bee! Serial.....

Heretic · Post by **Heretic** » Sat Mar 19, 2011 4:22 pm

That was funny Bee for serial

CUDA · Post by **CUDA** » Sat Mar 19, 2011 5:00 pm

Krom wrote:As if there would be an "off" switch on the Woman board at all.

Funny I didnt see the Mute button either

Burlyman · Post by **Burlyman** » Sat Mar 19, 2011 9:26 pm

this is old. ^_~

dissent · Post by **dissent** » Sat Mar 19, 2011 10:58 pm

Krom wrote:As if there would be an "off" switch on the Woman board at all.

the button is on the control panel, but it's not wired inside the box to any control circuit.

Gekko71 · Post by **Gekko71** » Sun Mar 20, 2011 6:18 am

Bet51987 wrote:No TC. You have it all wrong. The image obviously signifys that women can multitask while men are purely serial. Open refrigerator door, close refrigerator door.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/scie ... n-men.html

Thanks to Heretic for bringing this to light.

Bee

Without wanting to drift into gender stereotype, IIRC the corpus callosum has a lot to do with this - women have several million more connections between the right and left hemispheres of the brain compared to men.

Also explains why men's decisions tend to be either highly rational or highly emotional, where women tend to have both rational and emotional reasoning behind their decisions.

Burlyman · Post by **Burlyman** » Sun Mar 20, 2011 11:47 pm

I think the women are better off. In the context of the image, this means they aren't always manipulated easily.

CUDA · Post by **CUDA** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 5:49 am

Burlyman wrote:this means they aren't always manipulated easily.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Thenior · Post by **Thenior** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 4:01 pm

Gekko71 wrote:...where women tend to have both rational and emotional reasoning behind their decisions.

Or something...

Tunnelcat · Post by **Tunnelcat** » Tue Mar 22, 2011 3:09 pm

Gekko71 wrote:Without wanting to drift into gender stereotype, IIRC the corpus callosum has a lot to do with this - women have several million more connections between the right and left hemispheres of the brain compared to men.

Also explains why men's decisions tend to be either highly rational or highly emotional, where women tend to have both rational and emotional reasoning behind their decisions.

All those connections makes it much easier to confuse each half of the brain! You know those halves work on different sets of logic principles and they don't understand each other let alone play nice with each other.

CUDA, the mute button would break during perimenopause anyway, so why bother with one in the first place!

TechPro · Post by **TechPro** » Tue Mar 22, 2011 11:23 pm

Here's how it works: A Tale Of Two Brains

... click here for the same thing with an additional 5 minutes (worth it IMO).

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