Why do painters wear white?

Arch · Post by **Arch** » Wed May 12, 2004 1:36 pm

The subject says it all.

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Wed May 12, 2004 1:47 pm

Why is the sky blue?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it, do you think I care?

Buef · Post by **Buef** » Wed May 12, 2004 2:16 pm

for the same reason Chefs, Nurses, Doctors, and Shieks do...ok, maybe not the same as shieks...

Floyd · Post by **Floyd** » Wed May 12, 2004 2:47 pm

Vader wrote:If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it, do you think I care?

more accurately asked: is the sound actually existant, if no one hears it? because if no one hears it, it's unproven that it occured. heh.

Darkside Heartless · Post by **Darkside Heartless** » Wed May 12, 2004 3:22 pm

Vader wrote:Why is the sky blue?

Actually, the sky is slightly purple, we just see blue much better. Weird ain't it?

KompresZor · Post by **KompresZor** » Wed May 12, 2004 4:08 pm

Why is the sky blue?
Why is the grass green?
Because if the sky was green, you wouldn't know where to quit mowing the grass...

Mostly because the primers/compounds are all white, so belive it or not, white looks clean the longest

Capm · Post by **Capm** » Wed May 12, 2004 5:15 pm

Because you can BLEACH whites.

AceCombat · Post by **AceCombat** » Wed May 12, 2004 5:42 pm

Capm, beat me to it, that is why, because you can soak out a paint stain with bleach. dont try to wash it with paint on it first, pre-treat it. then wash

Dedman · Post by **Dedman** » Wed May 12, 2004 6:52 pm

If a man is alone in a forest and speaks, is he still wrong?

Mr. Perfect · Post by **Mr. Perfect** » Wed May 12, 2004 7:39 pm

If he has a wife, then yes.

Beowulf · Post by **Beowulf** » Wed May 12, 2004 9:31 pm

Why's the tree good? Why's the sunset good? Why are boobs good?

roid · Post by **roid** » Wed May 12, 2004 9:49 pm

painters secretly treat their white overalls as a body canvas i recon

, the go home at night and hang it up on the wall to admire it.

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Wed May 12, 2004 10:14 pm

Floyd wrote:
Vader wrote:If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it, do you think I care?
more accurately asked: is the sound actually existant, if no one hears it? because if no one hears it, it's unproven that it occured. heh.

I dont care, and thats the point I was trying to make

Topher · Post by **Topher** » Thu May 13, 2004 8:14 am

It's cooler (black absorbs light, white reflects it)

Mobius · Post by **Mobius** » Thu May 13, 2004 1:53 pm

That may be true, and yet Bedouins wear black from head to toe in the desert - and they've had thousands of years experience of dealing with heat.

s. · Post by s. » Thu May 13, 2004 2:39 pm

So the boss knows who to fire when there is a spill.

JMEaT · Post by **JMEaT** » Thu May 13, 2004 4:13 pm

DuhhH! They wear white so the room looks bigger.

Sage · Post by **Sage** » Fri May 14, 2004 8:14 pm

no they wear white so everyone knows if they are poop eaters!

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Fri May 14, 2004 11:44 pm

They wear white so nobody would know if a bird ★■◆● on them.

That, and they're smarter than Bill Clinton!

AceCombat · Post by **AceCombat** » Sat May 15, 2004 4:24 pm

MD-2389 wrote:They wear white so nobody would know if a bird **** on them.

That, and they're smarter than Bill Clinton!

hahahah

Sage wrote:no they wear white so everyone knows if they are poop eaters!

heh

Matrix · Post by **Matrix** » Sat May 15, 2004 10:57 pm

Because most of the stuff they paint is white or a light color (example: ur wall)
Also when ur spraying bleach or any other stripper to get mold off a deck/house before u stain it, the bleach wonâ??t turn ur dark pants tie-dye =)

And no one that paints takes the time to bleach their stuff, I know I paint

TrueLightGuild · Post by **TrueLightGuild** » Sun May 16, 2004 8:11 pm

Why do humming birds fly backwards?
Answer: so all the other little birdies can kiss thier a..es
They wear white because they have been known to drink alot and do lsd.. it is so they don't see wild colored vapor trails, and miss corners on the ceiling as they paint.. I think!!
By the way.. know how to drive the little moron crazy?
Put him in a round room and tell him to pee in the corner!!!