the 'what stupid people say' thread

[Ferno]

I'll start.

a guy says this to me, just today:

"don't use malwarebytes to clean out a machine. edit the registry entries"

[TechPro]

"I'm not on the Internet, I'm on Facebook."

[Nightshade]

"islam is a religion of peace."

[Isaac]

"Here's a link to the doc u wanted C:\Documents and Settings\Sasha\My Documents\CollaborativeReport.doc"
"What do you mean? Just copy and paste it into your address bar, stupid. It totally works."

[Heretic]

"You're a true believer and that makes you dangerous."

[Krom]

"I read it on the internet, it must be true!"

[Isaac]

"I hate people that do the speed limit!" Dies.

[flip]

There's a 150 year discrepancy.

[Tunnelcat]

My dog would never bite anyone.

[Isaac]

Me: "I know I came in here for some reason..."

[TigerRaptor]

Speaking of Malwarebytes.

"I run MBAM it finds nothing but SAS finds about 5-15 harmful cookies and it cleans them for me!"

Had to explain to this moron Malwarebytes isn't programed for cookie detection.

[Isaac]

"Dr. Says I have a weight problem, so I'm going to only lift weights and hope I loose weight."

[BUBBALOU]

Tech : There is your problem right here.... Limewire

Employee : But how am I going to get all my music now

Tech: on your own computer!

[Sergeant Thorne]

"my spelling isn't very good today" (I've heard it twice)

[Isaac]

"Ninja turtles are aliens from space." Then he was killed by TMNT fans.

[Avder]

"what else could go wrong at this point?" It's like you're daring the universe to cause you more problems.

[Isaac]

"I don't consider the 2d zelda games as real zelda games."

[Enzo-03]

Was recently asked what Obama's last name was.

[Alter-Fox]

I know someone who used to be convinced that your computer didn't need to be connected to the internet or any other kind of network for a hacker to get into it.

[Isaac]

I know someone who used to be convinced that your computer didn't need to be connected to the internet or any other kind of network for a hacker to get into it.

Like, if they break into your house, insert a linux cd and removable usb harddrive, then, after a mount, run a “$ dd if=/media/windowsdrive of=/media/hd/y.iso” command? And maybe they take that image home and do whatever they want with it? Is that what he meant?
Maybe he's one of the most successful hackers of all time because he doesn’t mess with firewalls.

[Indy_Bull]

This video is worth an entire post.

The sad thing is I have actually met people in person that are exactly like that in real life.

The knowledge that people that dense really do exist makes me wanna cry.

[Isaac]

There's another one showing a COD player trying to use a sniper, thinking it's all auto-aim.

[Grendel]

"Your camera takes great pictures !"

[Isaac]

"President Obama once said he wants everybody in America to go to college. What a snob."

[Lobber]

"I only buy organic food" and "I only buy organic salt"

Chemistry, anyone?

[Tunnelcat]

"Of course you don't look fat in that outfit."

And a real embarrassing zinger, for which I might kill my spouse over:

[Heretic]

“I think we ought to suspend, perhaps, elections for Congress for two years and just tell them we won’t hold it against them, whatever decisions they make, to just let them help this country recover."

[Sergeant Thorne]

Boy, that is bad. What were they, an Obama supporter?

[Heretic]

Boy, that is bad. What were they, an Obama supporter?

North Carolina Democratic Governor Bev Perdue said that.

[TigerRaptor]

So the dummy thinks. I don't doubt he downloaded them cracked.

I have installed Ad-aware 10 on my machine which is already running Avira Premium 2012, Webroot Security Anywhere AND Windows Defender, and it's working well for me!

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