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If you were to add the Hulk to your favorite movie or book

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... how would it change? Would the title change?

fyi: The hulk in indestructible, has infinite strength, and grows bigger the more angry he gets.

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Ghost in the Shell :arrow: Hulk n' the Smash

a futuristic police thriller dealing with the exploits of the cyborg Motoko Kusanagi Hulk, a member of a covert who beats up an operations division of the Japanese National Public Safety Commission known as Section 9. The unit Hulk specializes in fighting smashing technology-related crimes. Although supposedly equal to all other members, Kusanagi the Hulk fills the leadership role in the team room, and is usually referred to as "the Major" "Ahhh" due to her past rank in smashing the Japanese Self-Defense Forces. She The Hulk is capable of superhuman feats, and bionically specialized for her job smashingher Hulk's body is almost completely mechanized green. [Plot] Hulk smashes clues leading to the Puppet Master, until the Puppet Master is also smashed. Then Hulk smash section 6. Then smashes section 9. The end.
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Gone with the Hulk?

"Frankly, Scarlet, Hulk smash!"

(actually I've never seen the movie) :P
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Howl's moving castle :arrow: Hulk's moving castle

Hulk find a nice castle. Now Hulk's castle. Hulk take.
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I wonder how the Incredible Hulk would get along in Star Trek...
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Star Trek :arrow: Hulk Trek


The Enterprise is interrupted in its course to visits planet M-325, when a large green creature is detected. Once discovering that this creature only knows violence, Kirk attempts to destroy the large green creature, launching a full-scale attack. After witnessing all attacks failing, Spock takes a small craft near the beast to attempt a mind reading. Once near, Spock learns the creature's name, Hulk, and knowledge of another, called Bruce Banner. However, this angers the Hulk further which causes it increase in power, making further mind reading or control impossible. Unable to beam the Hulk, due to its material, Kirk steers the Hulk toward a nearby planet, M-325, using Enterprise's various weapons. Once on the planet, the Hulk turns to Bruce Banner, who is cured by McCoy. Bruce Banner morns the loss of the Hulk, who he's known for thousands of years. McCoy secretly worries that the Hulk might still return if Banner dies.
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Krom wrote:I wonder how the Incredible Hulk would get along in Star Trek...
HULK smash tribbles…ewww…HULK NOT smash tribbles

HULK green on left side…HULK also green on right side

Transporter tickle HULK…HULK smash transporter
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2 hulks one cup
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How to Train your Hulk
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This could go more places if someone with photoshop skills started editing movie posters.

E.T.
Starring the Incredible Hulk as E.T.

Driving Miss Daisy The Incredible Hulk.
Also don't miss the sequel, Driving The Incredible Hulk: Road Rage.

The Parent Hulk Trap.
The Incredible Hulk meets his identical twin sister at camp and they decide to trade places in order to reunite their divorced parents.

Home Hulk Alone
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Krom, I'd be down for that.


How to train your dragon, staring the Hulk - "Hulk find pretty dragons that lick Hulk with fire. Hulk tries to hug them all. Why everything Hulk love get smashed?"

Hairy Hulk -The Hulk finds a wizarding school and attempts to become a wizard. He learns nothing, smashes Voldemort, then smashes Hogwarts. There is only one book; it's not a series.

Schindler's Hulk's List - "Hulk can't read lists. Smash everything instead
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Hmm, just came across these.

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Spidey, re: Hulk in Star Trek wrote:HULK green on left side…HULK also green on right side
That one got an audible chuckle from me. :P
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There...are...FOUR...Hulks!
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Where is the key?

I have no key...

Hulk - tear his arms off

Oh you mean this key!.
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:lol:
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I'd put the Hulk in a lot of the dumb movies... he'd be so angry at the stupidity he'd make everything much more entertaining. True story, bro!
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Hulkinator 2

The Hulk is sent back in time to protect John Connor from an advanced Terminator, called the T-1000. "Hulk smash T-1000... then Hulk smash T-1000... then Hulk smash T-1000... then Hulk smash T-1000... then Hulk smash T-1000... then Hulk smash T-1000... Not working!!! Hulk drink/eat T-1000. T-100 trying to get out. Hulk wash it down with molten metal. Hulk burp. The end."

Note: This plot isn't too different from the original. :P
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No, but the movie would be over in like 15 minutes. =P
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Hulky Potter

Chapter 1

Voldemort kills Bruce Banner's parents, then tries to kill Bruce Banner, who is only an infant. The spell hits Bruce, killing him. This allows the Hulk to emerge, causing extreme growth. Voldemort is grabbed and crushed. The Hulk calms down as Banner returns, who falls back asleep.

Chapter 2

The End.
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Hulk Runner
Early in the 21st cenutry, Deckard is a Hulk Runner whose job it is to ensure that all hulks are "retired". His job involves scanning people with a Voight-Kampf machine to try and induce anger, and prompt the Hulks to bulk out.

While pursuing a group of escaped off-world Hulks, Deckard wonders why he never gets angry, and can't remember ever having been really angry...
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Hulk, James Hulk.

and your guaranteed at least 21 sequels
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Hulk as a normal guy asking the one qwestion every man has asked.

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:lol:
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