Black hair: curly. White hair: Straight?!?!?

[Isaac]

I'm blossoming into old-fart-hood and noticed my pitch black hair being mixed with white hair. On closer inspection I've noticed that my white hair is much straighter than my black hair.

What witchcraft is this?

[TechPro]

Side effect of traveling into the future ... day by day.

Personally, I wish my white hairs would hurry up and take over. They've got a lot more curl and wave than my dark brown originals. I'd love to have a full head of white.

[roid]

yeah the white ones stick out.
i dunno what causes white hair even.

since thicker hair shafts tend to be straighter hairs as a rule, perhaps this points to the white hairs being thicker (?)

[Isaac]

I'm gonna look so bad ass into my 60s, that's all I can say.

[Burlyman]

I don't believe you're getting old.

[Tunnelcat]

Almost all of my hair is now gray and the texture is horrid. I used to have hair that had some natural body and curl to it. But now, if I let it get long, it looks and feels like unruly straw sticking out every which way. I now have very short, unruly hair, like most old ladies who've given up trying to deal with their gray hair.

[roid]

I WISH TO SEE THIS HAIR
I HAVE BENE GOING GREY SINCE MY TEENS
I WILL SHOW YOU Myu 31YROLD HAIR
PROBABLY



HALP I'M DRUINK



6HIS WIOULD BE A LOT EASIER CONVETSATION AT A BAR


next day edit: uhh whoops

[Alter-Fox]

Suddenly I feel two generations removed from everybody else here.

[Isaac]

BLAH! BLOO BLAAH, internet.

[sdfgeoff]

I side with Alter-Fox on this!

[Isaac]

I bet I can still out run any of you all on the track, speed and distance wise.

[Heretic]

Can I use my Mustang GT.

[Mobius]

Oh. My. God.

You all sound (with the extremely manly exception of Heretic!) like a bunch of menopausal women!

Look, real men do not discuss the state or condition of their hair UNLESS they have been involved in a severe industrial accident, and lose most of it, along with half their face, and a limb!

Man Up, you lilly livered lumps of luke warm lung!

[Alter-Fox]

*Makes obligatory joke about fur. And throws in a tail comment for good measure.*

[roid]

googoogahgah heheh goo gooo gooo gah gah waaaaaah

[CUDA]

Hair????????












what's that?????????

[Tunnelcat]

Peach Fuzz!