Calling all captains

[Isaac]

Captain Canada: Salutes with his left, because he's so leftist. He also apologizes as he punches you. "It's Canada. Not, Can'tida!"


Captain 'Murica: Salutes with his right, because he's so centrist. He suffers from depression. "No... ★■◆● your honey boo boo and Facebook... I'm only voting for local offices... Because ★■◆● Obama and Romney..."


Captain Britain...or United Kingdom... I'm not sure. Too bad-ass to salute you. "The people shouldn't fear it's government... The government should fear its people."


Captain Mexico. Contractor. Phone number disconnected. Does not speak English. Tiling, drywall, plumbing, and shingling. "GOOOOAAALL!!!"


Captain Australia. Multi-prong cellphone charger. First aid kit. GPS. Flashlight. Extra Batteries. Personal alarm. Whistle. Notepad. "Oh... I think you keep going down this road, then you should see it on your left. You should see the sign.... Yeah, they close around seven.... no problem.. "

[roid]

that's the outskirts of my city in the background :]

edit: oh my god
http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/capt ... 6015976662

[Alter-Fox]

He probably doesn't need to reveal his secret identity because he's called Bruce, just like everybody else.

[Isaac]

that's the outskirts of my city in the background :]

edit: oh my god
http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/capt ... 6015976662

Yeah, I've actually written to Captain Australia. I've known about him for a while. My description of him in my original post is actually a pretty accurate description of what he does and has. Out of the whole group, in my first post, he's probably the only real "hero", unless captain america is from Texas: All real Texans are Captain America.

I'm also surprised that I couldn't find any other captains that were more than just drawings.

[roid]

i think there was a spandexed woman running around some American city for a time, protecting drunk women.

[Isaac]

I think Captain Austrailia has a more dangerous job:

[Gekko71]

I think Captain Austrailia has a more dangerous job:

...indeed.

If you ain't scared of spiders, then you 'aint been to Australia.

[Isaac]

here's the real captain, dressed up as a captain:

[CDN_Merlin]

Australia has 9 of the 10 deadliest snakes and also 9 of the top 10 deadliest spiders int he world. It's an evil place to live

[Top Gun]

here's the real captain, dressed up as a captain:

All of my yes.

[roid]

[Isaac]

Who goes running with 12 flags and a burger? You need at least 50 of each.

[Alter-Fox]

You know, in this country McDonald's has a Maple leaf on its sign... in yours it is unadorned.
And I think I should be ashamed of that but I'm not sure.

[Isaac]

Normally we have whole flag polls with the U.S. flag on them. This is common for all fast food places, though.



They probably have the same in Canada with the Canadian flag.

edit:

[Alter-Fox]

mcdonalds gives us more love but they've been bland since as far back as I can remember and I like A&W sooo much better and I'm still underweight so I have a good excuse well not really even they don't grill voles or lemmings or rats so I must settle for chicken and its sad but not really I just finished miracle day on netflix and Im sooo alive HUUUUUUUUUUURRRR

[Isaac]

Oh, yeah, I don't go to a McDonald's unless there's no other option, which is almost never. I do like What-a-Burger and Sonic, as far as chains go.

[Capm]

But notice, the McDonalds flag is flown BELOW the American flag, but its at the same height as the Canadian flag (because Canada isn't a real country!!!!)

[Isaac]

This isn't helping Canadian/American relations...

[Ferno]

you want us to come over there and burn down your whitehouse again?

[Isaac]

Oh yeah? Well, we'll slowly melt away Canada one year at a time

[Sergeant Thorne]

That's right! That's why we invented global warming. It's a little known fact that the Canada/U.S. border is the snow line!

[Ferno]

yeah, we'll get the nice weather and you'll end up drowning.

[Isaac]

Uh, oceanic dumping is recycling trash into new land... Checkmate, global warming.

[Alter-Fox]

So... Americans throw entire oceans in the trash?
I... can't say I'm surprised.

[Isaac]

I don't give a carp!!

Oh whale, not everyone cares if we krill all the sea life.

[Alter-Fox]

Carp eh?
I'm pretty sure carp are supposed to be good luck or something like that in the culture that created half my genetic material.

[Isaac]

Parenting done right: