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Random thought #1
A Minnesota lawyer is suspended indefinitely after having an affair with a client and then billing her for the time spent having sex,

first thought. DUMB ASS :roll:
second thought. isn't that prostitution :?:





Random thought #2
A mother of three nearly smothered her boyfriend with her 40LL breasts while they were having sex,.

The 33-year-old woman was reportedly accused of "attempted manslaughter with a weapon,"


several thoughts here.

as a guy I can think of worse ways to die :mrgreen:
40LL :o are you freaking kidding me??? :shock:
manslaughter with a weapon??? shouldn't that be 2 weapons???
and shouldn't she have been with carrying a concealed weapon???

tired of all the political BS. thought I'd lighten it up a bit
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Best headline I seen

Rack Of Doom: Woman's 40LL-size Breast Nearly Kill Boyfriend
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shouldn't that at least be womanslaughter? :lol:
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So the boyfriend discovered that the line that divides Heaven from Hell can be surprisingly thin.
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Another thought maybe the government should limit the size of her magazines. :)
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Boobie nipples are like bb guns, if you're not careful they will put your eye out.
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CUDA wrote: Random thought #2
A mother of three nearly smothered her boyfriend with her 40LL breasts while they were having sex
That's the way I'd like to go!
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I'm surprised she doesn't have scoliosis or a hunchback. 40LL would be like carrying 2 melons around your neck. When she gets old, she'll be tripping over the things. Gah!

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