shooting for the greatest thread ever on the dbb
shooting for the greatest thread ever on the dbb
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Re: shooting for the greatest thread ever on the dbb
No, not bacon. It's gotta be anything with Chocolate.
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Re: shooting for the greatest thread ever on the dbb
hmmm. I'm torn.
Bacon. Chocolate.
Bacon. Chocolate.
Guess I better go eat something while I'm thinking about it.
Bacon. Chocolate.
Bacon. Chocolate.
Guess I better go eat something while I'm thinking about it.
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Re: shooting for the greatest thread ever on the dbb
Bacon.
baconbaconbaconbaconbaconbaconbaconMEEEEAAAAAAAAAT REEEEAAAL FOOOOOOOOOOOOD
:drowns in a sea of bacon:
baconbaconbaconbaconbaconbaconbaconMEEEEAAAAAAAAAT REEEEAAAL FOOOOOOOOOOOOD
:drowns in a sea of bacon:
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Re: shooting for the greatest thread ever on the dbb
dissent wrote:hmmm. I'm torn.
Bacon. Chocolate.
Bacon. Chocolate.
You're curious. Admit it.
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Re: shooting for the greatest thread ever on the dbb
Tech, what should I do, using those charts, if I ever come across this?
Can one person even eat that much bacon in one sitting and live?
Can one person even eat that much bacon in one sitting and live?
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Re: shooting for the greatest thread ever on the dbb
Mmmmmmmmmmmm, Bacon Maple Bars.
Oh God! I just saw their creation, "Dirty Old Bastard" when I was scrolling down the menu. The "Cock-N-Balls" looks pretty tasty too. Damn, now I have to go up to go all the way up to Portland a get some of those Voodoo Donuts!
Oh God! I just saw their creation, "Dirty Old Bastard" when I was scrolling down the menu. The "Cock-N-Balls" looks pretty tasty too. Damn, now I have to go up to go all the way up to Portland a get some of those Voodoo Donuts!
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Re: shooting for the greatest thread ever on the dbb
Well, a good rule of thumb is: never eat anything bigger than your head. Now, given the variance in the size of buns available, it's handy that the picture of that dilectible-looking creation includes an iPhone for a reference size. I would suggest the following:
1. Take your iPhone to a mirror, and take a picture of your head with the phone slightly to the side, so that you can see the phone in the picture.
2. Scale the two pictures next to each other until the phones appear to be the same size.
3. If your head is at least as large, you're probably OK.
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I wouldn't be so certain unless your head in that mirror is orange-furred, short-snouted with a pink nose, black stripes, (relatively) small, rounded standy-up ears and long sharp bitey teeth. Oh, and vertical slit-pupils on the most-likely orange or green eyes. Especially if you enjoy wallowing in little ponds to keep cool in the summer.
Anyway, if your head looks like that, you can definitely eat all the bacon just fine -- in fact, you'll be that much healthier afterwards! The bun might make you sick though. Otherwise even I'd stay away from that. And I'm one of those guys who never gains weight from anything (it's not as nice as it sounds ).
Anyway, if your head looks like that, you can definitely eat all the bacon just fine -- in fact, you'll be that much healthier afterwards! The bun might make you sick though. Otherwise even I'd stay away from that. And I'm one of those guys who never gains weight from anything (it's not as nice as it sounds ).
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Gads, there's enough pig fat in that thing to even give a Tiger a heart attack, or 2!
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Being a tiger is still probably your best shot at survival...
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Re: shooting for the greatest thread ever on the dbb
Not really, because there are half a billion dinky little Chinese guys who want to kill you and make tea out of your various body parts.Alter-Fox wrote:Being a tiger is still probably your best shot at survival...
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Re: shooting for the greatest thread ever on the dbb
True... but if that only happened after you ate the bacon you'd still live longer .
Well, if you turned yourself into a tiger so you could eat that bacon, and then, after you eat the bacon you realize you can't turn back. Then various people start making tea out of your body parts. If you do it that way you can add pi to your survival value. It should be meat pi though, apple pi will only make you sick.
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Well, if you turned yourself into a tiger so you could eat that bacon, and then, after you eat the bacon you realize you can't turn back. Then various people start making tea out of your body parts. If you do it that way you can add pi to your survival value. It should be meat pi though, apple pi will only make you sick.
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Not if you're a tiger that eats that much bacon. Oooooooooh! Fat tigers!Alter-Fox wrote:Being a tiger is still probably your best shot at survival...
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Re: shooting for the greatest thread ever on the dbb
Hahaha...damn those pictures are funny.