North Korea attacks and captures 150K us citizens...lol

[Isaac]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... video.html

The video's male narrator describes different stages of the invasion, including the destruction of forces under the US Pacific Command with "powerful weapons of mass destruction."
"The crack stormtroops will occupy Seoul and other cities and take 150,000 US citizens as hostages," he says.

North Korea's like the chris farley of countries...

[Krom]

You know, we should invent an orbital laser platform. Not a weapon mind you, but a type of image projector, and we can use it to project our own propaganda into the skies over NK. Perhaps something like childish insults directed towards Kim Jong-un, and say if he was really doing all the stuff he said he was doing, he would be able to stop us from projecting childish insults of him into the sky for the whole country to see.

[Top Gun]

Fund it!

[dissent]

How do you say "I fart in your general direction" in Korean?

[Isaac]

gasman style

[Duper]

Fund it!

Kickstarter!

I'm sure you'd have enough money to build two!

[Alter-Fox]

If they do retaliate... I can just watch and laugh from up north.
Go for it!

[Tunnelcat]

If they do retaliate... I can just watch and laugh from up north.
Go for it!

How far "up north"? The jet stream winds do blow from west to east roughly. You could still be downwind.

I hope China bitchslaps the little pipsqueak. If North Korea was stupid enough to nuke the U.S., the Chinese's money train from the U.S. would screech to a halt.

[Whiteshark]

Maybe Kickstart a real Pyro America could destroy the whole North Korea with a single blackshark missile.

[Tunnelcat]

Naw, I think a couple of earthshakers would do the trick. Then we could have plausible deniability and just say it was a massive earthquake, not our fault.

[Sirius]

I guess it depends what you mean by plausible. Or deniability. Hmm. From early 2010:
"Venezuelan leader Hugo Chavez Wednesday accused the United States of causing the destruction in Haiti by testing a 'tectonic weapon' to induce the catastrophic earthquake that hit the country last week."

[Isaac]

I love how they think we're magic.

[woodchip]

We are magic

[Tunnelcat]

Jedi mind tricks are our specialty, especially if your some idiotic, tinpot despot with a couple of screws loose.

[Sirius]

And that's how Chavez really died: Obama is Darth Vader and force-choked him all the way from from DC.

[Top Gun]

I'd laugh at that, but Venezuela seriously opened up an inquest to see if the US had somehow caused Chavez's death by poisoning him or something. Guess there's no cure for the paranoid.