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CUDA · Post by **CUDA** » Sat Aug 17, 2013 6:07 am

To Master CUDA.

It only took me 12 years to make 5000 posts. Thats about 1 post a day. Not like some of you no life tards with 10, 000+ posts in half the time. GET A LIFE PEOPLE

Pumo · Post by **Pumo** » Sat Aug 17, 2013 10:51 am

OK, all hail master Cuda for his 5000th post.

Take this octopus as a price for unlocking the 5000th post achievement:

Tunnelcat · Post by **Tunnelcat** » Sat Aug 17, 2013 2:31 pm

Does CUDA get a kewpie doll now?

Hmmm. I have just less than 200 posts to go before I catch up to you CUDA. BWAAAAHAAAAAAA!

Flatlander · Post by **Flatlander** » Sat Aug 17, 2013 5:52 pm

Congrats - at my rate, I don't think I'll ever get that many

CUDA · Post by **CUDA** » Sat Aug 17, 2013 9:18 pm

tunnelcat wrote:
Hmmm. I have just less than 200 posts to go before I catch up to you CUDA. BWAAAAHAAAAAAA!

ya but your one of those that need to get a life for doing it in half the time

CUDA · Post by **CUDA** » Sat Aug 17, 2013 9:19 pm

Flatlander wrote:Congrats - at my rate, I don't think I'll ever get that many

Ya flat at your rate you'll be a senior citizen before you reach 5k

Duper · Post by **Duper** » Sat Aug 17, 2013 10:23 pm

*clap*....*clap*.....*clap*......

*cough*8740*cough*

fliptw · Post by **fliptw** » Sat Aug 17, 2013 11:32 pm

12 years... lol.

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Sun Aug 18, 2013 2:57 am

Big deal.

CUDA · Post by **CUDA** » Sun Aug 18, 2013 3:41 am

Avder wrote:Big deal.

Wasnt meant to be a big deal. It was posted in fun. You should try it sometime

CUDA · Post by **CUDA** » Sun Aug 18, 2013 3:42 am

Duper wrote:*clap*....*clap*.....*clap*......

*cough*8740*cough*

LOL loser

CUDA · Post by **CUDA** » Sun Aug 18, 2013 3:44 am

fliptw wrote:12 years... lol.

1998 doesn't count! That was before Al Gore invented the internet

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Sun Aug 18, 2013 5:53 am

CUDA wrote:
Avder wrote:Big deal.
Wasnt meant to be a big deal. It was posted in fun. You should try it sometime

Big fat hairy deal.

CUDA · Post by **CUDA** » Sun Aug 18, 2013 8:54 am

Check out Mr Grumpy Pants.

vision · Post by **vision** » Sun Aug 18, 2013 2:04 pm

Why do people care about post count? I've never understood this. The quality of posts is what matters, not the number, whether high or low or how long or short to reach.

Sergeant Thorne · Post by **Sergeant Thorne** » Sun Aug 18, 2013 3:23 pm

That kind of affirmation is necessary for survival when one has a sub-1000 post count.

I have participated quite a bit in the DBB, for what that is worth, and I have a fairly high post count and a rank which reflects that. It's kind of nice, but in the grand scheme of things there are at least a couple of things in life which are more important.

Does this really have to be said?

EDIT: Oh, and long live CUDA.

Tunnelcat · Post by **Tunnelcat** » Sun Aug 18, 2013 4:03 pm

CUDA wrote:
tunnelcat wrote:
Hmmm. I have just less than 200 posts to go before I catch up to you CUDA. BWAAAAHAAAAAAA!
ya but your one of those that need to get a life for doing it in half the time

Hell, I'd of gotten waaaaay past you years ago if I'd spent even twice as much time here. So that means I DO have a life, most of the time.

People that DON'T have a life are usually seen walking around with their thumbs twiddling on a smart phone, their heads unnaturally bent forward like it's gonna roll off, scrolling through their oh so important Facebook page while running into posts or other such obstacles.

Duper · Post by **Duper** » Sun Aug 18, 2013 5:56 pm

CUDA wrote:
Duper wrote:*clap*....*clap*.....*clap*......

*cough*8740*cough*

LOL loser

It would be interesting to see what kinda post count we'd have if the DBB pre-dump counts were included. I also had all my "Duperman" posts as well.
All that aside, where'd you and I first meet Cuda? Was it the first Interplay boards or Kali? I still remember that LAN at your house with Hound trying to burn copies at x2 speed and you're wife yelling at us for something... maybe it was your kids.

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Sun Aug 18, 2013 6:49 pm

*whistling*

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Flatlander · Post by **Flatlander** » Sun Aug 18, 2013 6:54 pm

Oh snap - busted back down to cadet!

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Sun Aug 18, 2013 6:58 pm

Oops, did I do that?

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Sergeant Thorne · Post by **Sergeant Thorne** » Sun Aug 18, 2013 7:43 pm

Abuse of MOD powers! There must be a custom title as penance!

Also it's too bad you can't put a string value in place of that number. "Posts: Geez! Go Outside!"

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Sun Aug 18, 2013 7:49 pm

Sergeant Thorne wrote:Also it's too bad you can't put a string value in place of that number. "Posts: Geez! Go Outside!"

Yeah, but if I was going to do that, I'd be the one who would need it...

<-13,888

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Sun Aug 18, 2013 8:09 pm

Looks like you have some work to do, CUDA.

Isaac · Post by **Isaac** » Sun Aug 18, 2013 8:25 pm

Kind of a mean thing to do, if he really was happy about those points, krom.

Jeff250 · Post by **Jeff250** » Sun Aug 18, 2013 8:26 pm

Krom wrote:Oops, did I do that?

cuda2.png

Do you know if the user_posts column is a *signed* integer?

Sergeant Thorne · Post by **Sergeant Thorne** » Sun Aug 18, 2013 8:36 pm

CUDA · Post by **CUDA** » Sun Aug 18, 2013 9:00 pm

Krom wrote:*whistling*

cuda.png

LoL prick

CUDA · Post by **CUDA** » Sun Aug 18, 2013 9:10 pm

Ferno wrote:Looks like you have some work to do, CUDA.

LOL lets see 12 years to reach 5000 posts, that means I'll reach master again in 2025, wholly crap I'll be 65

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Mon Aug 19, 2013 5:14 am

Jeff250 wrote:Do you know if the user_posts column is a *signed* integer?

Nah, its unsigned. Although that would have been amusing too...

dissent · Post by **dissent** » Mon Aug 19, 2013 5:35 am

woohoo! postcount. postcount!!

what?

snoopy · Post by **snoopy** » Mon Aug 19, 2013 7:27 am

Yeah... PC++

Alter-Fox · Post by **Alter-Fox** » Mon Aug 19, 2013 10:20 am

I have a life
It doesn't cost me much time
And another life
Where I'm a snow leopard
I have yet another life
In my head, where I like to go
And another life completely
In my dreams
I have a life in the world
Where I'm looking for work
And a life
Where I'm a professional composer
And another life
Writing songs and stories
I have a life on the internet
That I'm living right now
And finally, a life
Where I write a crapload of lame poems

Tunnelcat · Post by **Tunnelcat** » Mon Sep 30, 2013 10:15 pm

Pbbbbbbbbbbbbfft! Yeeeeeeeees!!! In yer face CUDA! 5001!

CUDA · Post by **CUDA** » Tue Oct 01, 2013 6:27 am

Alter-Fox · Post by **Alter-Fox** » Tue Oct 01, 2013 8:26 am

Nobody appreciates wierd poetry

What is a haiku?
I do not know what you mean
Have some cherry pie

Tunnelcat · Post by **Tunnelcat** » Tue Oct 01, 2013 3:25 pm

Mmmmmmmm, pie!

Sergeant Thorne · Post by **Sergeant Thorne** » Tue Oct 01, 2013 7:56 pm

An Ode to Bacon wrote:Roses are Red
Bacon is Red
Poems are Hard
Bacon

woodchip · Post by **woodchip** » Wed Oct 02, 2013 9:12 am

CUDA wrote:
Ferno wrote:Looks like you have some work to do, CUDA.
LOL lets see 12 years to reach 5000 posts, that means I'll reach master again in 2025, wholly crap I'll be 65

You'll never catch up and whats wrong with 65

CUDA · Post by **CUDA** » Sat Oct 05, 2013 6:15 am

woodchip wrote: You'll never catch up

probably not

whats wrong with 65

nothing, I drive 65 all the time