How do I use google?

[Isaac]

I had a question, but instead of googling it, I figured I could just post here. I'm using Windows 7. Now I got to take a nap, because typing this has worn me out. I'll check again in the morning. thanksszzzzzzzzzzzzzz *snore*

[Krom]

Quick! Whats the number for 9-1-1?

[sdfgeoff]

Googling something is the hardest task imaginable. I mean, you have to know what you are looking for! Hence, I present to you this tutorial on how to google something:

1) Think of something you want to google
2) Think of seven ways to describe that something
3) Boot your computer
4) Reboot your computer if it blue-screens
5) Open a web browser
6) Check you are connected to the internet (If you are not, google how to fix it)
7) Using the keyboard enter: w w w . g o o g l e . c o m
Press enter
9) In the center of the screen type the first of the seven ways to describe your object
10) Press enter
11) Read the titles of all of the entries on the first page.
12) Simultaneous click on the links of any that interest you.
13) Ignore the background tabs you opened
14) Repeat steps 9 to 13 for each of the descriptions
15) Close the last google tab
16) Read the first paragraph of each tab you opened, and if it looks boring, close it. If it looks interesting, move on to the next one
17) Now you should have several tabs open that tell you exactly what you want to know.

Congratulations, you have successfully used google. Let me present you the medal of:
Googleing Skills

[Isaac]

Nothing you said is working. I did nothing you asked and did nothing and it didn't work. It's all ur falt. Ur a terrble instructor. what next?

[Capm]

lol

This thread reminds me of this:

http://www.chroniclesofgeorge.com/

[Duper]

Issac, post on a random forum somewhere!

or clik This

[BUBBALOU]

Everything in the first post is a lie

Click here

[Isaac]

My other computer has been on the "attempting repairs" screen for the past 39 days. I bet apple computers don't work that hard for you. #windows7 #applefail #yolo

[SirWinner]

39 days?

Sounds like you need to get this program:
https://www.grc.com/sr/spinrite.htm

Run it from time to time to keep your hard drive working properly or to get your current drive to where you can retrieve the data in case it is dying.

[Isaac]

I clicked on your link and stared at it for a half hour... nothing happened. I have to take a nap now.

[Duper]

Better yet, use this search site.

https://ixquick.com

[Enzo-03]

Quick! Whats the number for 9-1-1?

7