My Ugly Smug Mug

TheCops · Post by **TheCops** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 6:39 pm

my boss took this photo and checkor was kind enough to host it. i'm sure stresstest will make a new installment of gayretard.com out of it.

index_html · Post by **index_html** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 7:01 pm

Interesting, I always pictured you with dredlocks, a "God is Dead" t-shirt, a perma-scowl. There's almost a smile happening there. Maybe it's just the drugs

Will Robinson · Post by **Will Robinson** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 7:52 pm

Whoa there!
Button the shirt and put on a tie and you look like a white house press secretary.

TheCops · Post by **TheCops** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 8:35 pm

index_html wrote:Interesting, I always pictured you with dredlocks, a "God is Dead" t-shirt, a perma-scowl. There's almost a smile happening there. Maybe it's just the drugs

heheheh.
isn't the internet a lie? it's not drugs, it's hot young black woman kisses.

Vindicator · Post by **Vindicator** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 8:36 pm

Hmm...

Cops:

Elvis Costello:

Lothar · Post by **Lothar** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 8:38 pm

I can just imagine you with the same voice as the guy on the Mountain Dew radio commercials... the guy who's like "stop the car it's an emergency! Hey uh, I was wondering if we can go halvsies on a mountain dew. I only have like 41 cents... I'll split one with you." The voice just seems to fit perfectly with the picture. (Ironically enough, the guy's name is Adam.)

Mobius · Post by **Mobius** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 9:00 pm

Holy Crap! You look like regular people!

roid · Post by **roid** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 9:31 pm

i'd hit it

but seriously folks...

he looks so much like elvis costello. the nose, the ears, the chin, the eyes, the mouth! (the only difference i see is the hairline and the bags under the eyes, but you could recreate the bags with makeup me thinks.

cops you have interesting shaped glasses.

De Rigueur · Post by **De Rigueur** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 9:41 pm

'Cops' must be code for 'watching the detectives'.

kurupt · Post by **kurupt** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 9:42 pm

i have to say thats probably the opposite of how i pictured you, but i won't hold it against you. my place at 8?

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 12:07 am

you kinda look like what I pictured Cops.

TheCops · Post by **TheCops** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 1:13 am

if tonight is any indicator.... there ain't gonna be no chicago for me.

as much as i'd love to meet you, the girl shiz is just going down too well. and that costs money. there ain't no way i can pay for it that's the cold hard truth ya'll.

Zuruck · Post by **Zuruck** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 9:46 am

No Chicago meat? Woman can do that to a man, but then again, so can the idea of meeting people playing an internet video game...it's cool though...I rather enjoy seeing people that you feel you know through binary code.

Sage · Post by **Sage** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 2:21 pm

lol... "i'd hit it" hahahaha

AceCombat · Post by **AceCombat** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 3:14 pm

TheCops wrote:if tonight is any indicator.... there ain't gonna be no chicago for me.

OH HELL NO!!!

your monkey ass WILL show up at Chicago. you are/were one of the primary thorns being drivin in my ass kind of people into getting me to commit to going to chicago. OMFG were is red when you need him

TheCops · Post by **TheCops** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 3:48 pm

if i can swing it i will... things change.

kufyit · Post by **kufyit** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 9:41 pm

You can drive with me if you aren't too whipped by then Adam.

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 10:23 pm

I swear man, you look like someone off of one of those mac commercials.

Lets not forget the baby bottle in the lower right portion of the picture.

Jon the Great · Post by **Jon the Great** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 11:37 pm

You look alot like Nicolas Cage.

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 1:12 am

uh.. cops.. if you're spending a lot of money on a girl, get a professional.

Nightshade · Post by **Nightshade** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 2:52 am

Yep...looks like a mac hippy to me.

TheCops · Post by **TheCops** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 6:11 am

oh, i keep forgetting we live in a monogamist culture. who said i was whipped and who said it was 1?

Gavotte · Post by **Gavotte** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 7:14 am

TheCops wrote:my boss took this photo and checkor was kind enough to host it. i'm sure stresstest will make a new installment of gayretard.com out of it.

Yummy.

roid · Post by **roid** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 7:33 am

comeon man, when i say it it's funny.

when you say it, it's slutty.

BfDiDDy · Post by **BfDiDDy** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 9:57 am

Can we change Gayvote's custom rank to "Poop catcher"

TheCops · Post by **TheCops** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 10:24 am

thanx for the compliment KK. but your playing in the wrong sandbox. my minimum price for homosexual activity is $500,000 american dollars.

BfDiDDy · Post by **BfDiDDy** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 10:31 am

you know I'm going to photochop this right?

TheCops · Post by **TheCops** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 10:33 am

i would be honored.

BfDiDDy · Post by **BfDiDDy** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 10:53 am

25 minutes.... I'll do somethimg more after my morning coffee

TheCops · Post by **TheCops** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 11:00 am

LOLOLOL!
that's freakin' stellar!

Pun · Post by **Pun** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 11:12 am

Nice work there, Derrick.

Gavotte · Post by **Gavotte** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 11:37 am

TheCops wrote:thanx for the compliment KK. but your playing in the wrong sandbox. my minimum price for homosexual activity is $500,000 american dollars.

Lol.

Nah, but you have real nice eyes, glasses are ok... IMHO you look almost like a nerdy Dan bucatinsky: http://www.imdb.com/gallery/hh/0117857/ ... sky,%20Dan

Like I said.... yummy.

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 12:00 pm

flaming homo

Lothar · Post by **Lothar** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 3:34 pm

*sigh*

5 bucks says he goes off on everyone for being "intolerant" in another month or so.

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 4:44 pm

Lothar wrote:*sigh*

5 bucks says he goes off on everyone for being "intolerant" in another month or so.

I'll take that $5 and raise you another $50....

AceCombat · Post by **AceCombat** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 5:28 pm

GAV HAS RETURNED!!!! OH NO!! get out the condoms and diaphrams....Gav is on the loose again

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 6:13 pm

Heeeeeeeeeeeere we are!

Beowulf · Post by **Beowulf** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 9:58 pm

Oh god...

Palzon · Post by **Palzon** » Sun Jun 06, 2004 2:07 am

TheCops · Post by **TheCops** » Sun Jun 06, 2004 5:22 am

i like cat faced donkey art better.

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