Canada vs Russia

[Isaac]

Made by a redditer on /r/polandball

[Ferno]

heheh yeah it'll be like 1812 all over again. We'll just dig out our Shillelaghs and Hakapiks

[sigma]

"In the 19th century all Russian studied French language. In the end, Paris was captured.
In the 20th century all Russian studied German language. In the end, Berlin was destroyed.
In the 21th century all Russian study English language...
What will happen next?"

[Isaac]

Canada beats Russia?

[sigma]

In my opinion, Canada would be better not to interfere in the relationship between the United States and Russia. For their benefit.

[Isaac]

Canada has a bigger GDP than Russia, last I checked. It's currency is worth more and they broke the record for farthest sniper kill. I think they also beat you at the winter Olympics, meaning they're better adapted to the cold. It's just an observation. You also have to account for Canada's superior education system, meaning even a Canadian plumber is fit to be professor in Russia.

Just by the evidence alone, I think Canada could invade and conquer Russia.

[sigma]

Firstly, you have no idea how modern weapons possessed by Russia, which you do not even know. I think Canadians will be very happy to meet with these weapons, if they try invade to Russia.
Secondly, I just can not understand why Canada takes such unwarranted aggression against Russia?

[Tunnelcat]

Quake in fear Russia! Meet the moose tank!

[sigma]

Listen, I understand that the American propaganda of today can only be compared with the German propaganda in 1936. People, finally understand, that Russia is not something that you see in the movies and tell stories American journalists. Russia today has so much power weapons that before you declare war, you must first write a will. But, as I understand it, you do not understand until you make a mistake. Continue to listen to American politicians who will lead you to the brink. Apparently, there's nothing I can do for you. All this is very sad. This again emphasizes that there really is a historical cycle that global wars that can not be prevented.

[Tunnelcat]

sigma, you seriously need to get a sense of humor.....or drink more vodka. This is the PTMC.

[sigma]

I think that Russia will put the United States in that sexy pose, which is necessary, and Russia will continue to fucк the United States in all holes. Because fools need to be taught good manners in politics.
P.S. And by the way, I do not like vodka. I love rubbing alcohol 90 degrees of alcohol content

[Isaac]

Wrong, sigma. Russia has a cheap army and it looks like france could beat you all in a fight. Why doesn't Russia pick on its equals, like France? They are at the same level. Russia will never be at the U.S. level of strength. The U.S. could beat ten russias.




The U.S. should stop picking on little Russia.

[Sirius]

"In the 19th century all Russian studied French language. In the end, Paris was captured.
In the 20th century all Russian studied German language. In the end, Berlin was destroyed.
In the 21th century all Russian study English language...
What will happen next?"

Hmm. I guess I'm going to have to tell my British buddies to watch out - Putin's coming for them!

(Regarding the history here, it probably bears mentioning that Russia was part of an international coalition in both cases - against Napoleon in the early 1800s and presumably Hitler in the 1900s. That could certainly happen again, but we're still missing an English-speaking despot with dreams of world domination for now. People like to point to whoever the US president of the day is, but that is usually mere rhetoric or propaganda - none of them has been so extremist that they united the world against them - even Reagan had plenty of allies, for all the enemies he made. And there was no world war in the 80s.)

[sigma]

Isaac, as has correctly said tunnelcat, the cost of spending does not mean their effectiveness. American weapons has a cost of 3 - 5 times more than similar Russian weapons. And while Russian weapons superior American weapons in 2 - 3 times on technical indicators.
This is generally a bad topic for conversation. Isaac, you generally served in the military? You took part in military exercises? You have not received an order to get out of the trench and lay down under a moving tank? You did not make the march - throw 20 miles per full gear 30 - degree heat or 30 - degree cold? ...And lots and lots of nice things.Try at least this, you will experience an overwhelming desire to go to war.

It's right, Sirius. US attacks only on the weak. France and Germany got defeated because they also thought that Russia is weak.

Add: This parable was written by Russian poet Ива́н Андре́евич Крыло́в in the 18th century.

<Along the streets Big Elephant was led,
To show him off, most likely.
Since Elephants are not a common thing to see
A crowd of gapers followed on his heels.
All of a sudden Pug springs up in front of them.
And seeing Elephant, it raises a great rumpus,
It lunges, barks and howls
And does its best to pick a quarrel.
"Hey neighbor, stop the fuss,"
A mutt intones, "You? Deal with Elephant?
Look at you barking yourself hoarse, and he just strolls
Nonplussed
And doesn't care one bit about your noise."
"Ho ho!" Pug says,
"That's just what I enjoy,
Since I can be a real tough guy
Without a single blow or bruise.
That way, the other dogs will say:
"To bark at Elephant this Pug
Must be a real strong mug!">

[Isaac]

Doesn't matter. Russian "advanced" weapons are like fifteen years behind. When you talk of history, it's as if you're still hoping the next invasion on Russia is done on the ground and in the air with B-12 bombers. The truth is, Russia would get beat down in 48 hours by a mass drone strike. You'd shoot all your weapons randomly at the sky in the dark like Saddam did, which was hilarious.

[sigma]

Brave soldier Isaac thinks he's going to sit in a bunker in the center of the control drones. At that time, as other American soldiers will die for him on the battlefield.

[Isaac]

Don't get mad. Russia just has to accept that they're out of date and can only pick-on tiny defenseless nations. If the U.S. decided to eliminate the Russian government it would be like the Spaniards attacking the indigenous people of the Americas. Admit it, when the U.S. attacks someone, everyone in Russia goes, "Oh ★■◆●... we wouldn't be able to stop that..."

[sigma]

The problem is the government. If today the president of the United States would be Franklin Roosevelt, I think we would have no reasons to quarrel. As long as Barack Obama is president of the United States, we are always going to continue to swear.

[Isaac]

Actually, Obama is a bigger threat to you than anyone else. He will do anything the U.N. tells him to do that way the wuss can pass the blame onto them and not himself. That means if the U.N. says "let's destroy Russia" Obama will blindly relay the orders to his military.

Meanwhile in Russia: http://proteys.info/404/

[Foil]

"My dad is bigger than your dad!"
"No, he's not! My dad is bigger than your dad!"
"Nuh-huh! Mine is bigger!"
"No, mine!"
...

[Krom]

Ok, fun is over.