The deathblades was spotted on the Mississippi River, "knocking down bridges and fliping boats with its death blades", confused onlookers say. "When we saw the deathblades we got out of our cars and got off the bridge only to see our cars fall into the river. Luckily, we're ok."
The U.S. Pentagon and Navy deny the existence of a DeathBladez, only proving they have something to hide. But after nine hundred killings in 2013 and seven hundred in 2014 proves that this deathblades is no joke.
The DeathBlades was a Japanese samurai ninja ship designed for ultimate killings. However, it mysteriously vanished before it could be used in combat, in 1941. However, it appears at random times, piolited by its ghost crew, who's mission has never ended.
"My car's insurance insurance isn't covered by a "DeathBlades smash" since it falls under war damage or ghost ship attack".
Depicted: Only known image of the DeathBlades attack ghost-ship ninja submarine.
Most unenlightened people confuse death blades with water turbines. The obvious difference being that water turbines are not wielded by a ghost crew...
At the expense of being serious in a joke thread, I would say that if dead birds got carried away by the wind currents only to be eaten by other birds, as happens with fish, no one would have noticed there either.
