Sometimes... spam is fun to read.

[Ferno]

And it could read as a decent action movie script.

"My name is Mrs.Sherzanie Raghu, (played by Jennifer Hudson) I am the wife to late Mr.Ashok Raghu (played by Louis Gosset Jr) who happens to be a government contractor, trader and a politician. My husband was divisional treasurer of trade and contractors of the People's National Congress (PNC) in Guyana. He was brutally murdered by opposing members of his party for his straightforwardness and accountability though the government claimed that it was a robbery attack but everybody know it was assassination by some people in government. I was lucky to withstand this gruesome murder in broad daylight of Monday, 18th August, 2014 (date can change). But i was shot in the thigh, I was lucky to escape. I was rushed to the hospital by some neighbors and eventually the same assassin still killed my daughters (you pick em) for communicating with the press and also came to the hospital in Georgetown just to take my life but eventually they missed their access to my ward. So I had to instruct our account manager to transfer our money to South Africa where I had to run and seek

Now I (Jennifer Hudson) seek assistance in the security of US$5.5million Deposited by me with a SOUTH AFRICAN RESERVE BANK (name can change) before I seek refugee/asylum here. The South African reserve bank will allow you go on their online banking to transfer the funds. I am the only one with direct access and information of this deposit. I decided to seek help because I have recently been diagnosed of cancer of the lungs which has spread and damage a lot of cells and the Doctor has confirmed to me that My days are numbered, having received a call from the Reserve bank that they will turn the deposit to it's government treasury if I fail to present a representative for the claim."

Now just throw in some random james bond-like interludes and maybe a cliche love-interest side story and we could have a winner.

[Alter-Fox]

Lol. I like the ones that pretend to be iTunes or Paypal while misspelling words. And most of the time they use the name associated with my email instead of the ones I actually gave those sites.
And then there's those false government rebates that ask for a credit card. But with all the people in the world there's probably somebody who fell for it. I don't think they're even trying. All they have to do is wait for the email to get to somebody who's drunk or high.

[Ferno]

Think we can actually sell these to hollywood? they seem to be out of ideas lately.