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They should hold an open carry rally at the next mohamed drawing contest.
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whee! Imagine the crossfire casualties!
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callmeslick wrote:whee! Imagine the crossfire casualties!
Yes... two dead jihadists.
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they accomplished that without anything except hired security and local cops. Sort of my point, TB. Still waiting to find out how a guy who was jailed for attempting to join a jihadist group, and was on probation, got his hands on assault rifles. I guess it's just that 'well regulated militia' juju at work. :roll:
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Except cops do hit innocent bystandards. The onle differnce is, Texas cops seem to be legendary shots.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/12/06/au ... ed-gunman/

Here's a Texas cop that shot one handed 312 feet away, one handed, while the other hand was holding down two horses.

GO BIG OR GO HOME

To be honest, callmeslick, I think the cops were there to protect the attackers from the Texas citizens.
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ThunderBunny wrote:
callmeslick wrote:whee! Imagine the crossfire casualties!
Yes... two dead jihadists.

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I hear the crowd started out with their handguns and progressed to bigger semiautomatic weapons just to kill those 2 morons. If you can't hit the broadside of a barn with your pistol, why carry one? :P

You know the idiots that put on this whole draw a cartoon of Muhammad thing so's that they could flush out and hunt some local Islamic terrorists? What a great idea and fun for all with those gun totin', trigger happy Texans. They have to have something worthwhile to shoot at since they're all carrying. :wink:
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tunnelcat wrote:You know the idiots that put on this whole draw a cartoon of Muhammad thing so's that they could flush out and hunt some local Islamic terrorists? What a great idea and fun for all with those gun totin', trigger happy Texans. They have to have something worthwhile to shoot at since they're all carrying. :wink:

I can guerentee that the open carry guys would love to be out there, even though they'd do a ★■◆● job. However, there would be a army of them, drinking coke and farting, while they complain about their XXXL plate carriers being too expensive.

By the way, here's the winner of the contest

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So the winner had the balls to sign his, eh hem, work. Hmmmm. I hope he sleeps with a gun under his pillow and another in his truck's glove box. Personally, I wouldn't want to get on some jihadist's fatwa list. The stress of having to look over my shoulder everywhere wouldn't be worth it the 2 seconds it took to draw that picture. :roll:
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Isaac wrote:To be honest, callmeslick, I think the cops were there to protect the attackers from the Texas citizens.
the promoter of the event seems to have feared violence, in some interviews I saw. For the record, she is a reprehensible, sorry excuse for a human being, but I had no real issue with this event, beyond being provokative for the sake of being so.
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Isaac wrote:To be honest, callmeslick, I think the cops were there to protect the attackers from the Texas citizens.
the promoter of the event seems to have feared violence, in some interviews I saw. For the record, she is a reprehensible, sorry excuse for a human being, but I had no real issue with this event, beyond being provokative for the sake of being so.

1. Texas

2. Every Texan is Captain America.

3. They did nothing wrong. Not even drawing Moe'-ham'ed is wrong.

You can't argue with this.
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I heard the cop who killed both of them used a revolver...

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It wasn't smart to temp fate though because a couple dumb rednecks have been known to bring down high rises full of people with just diesel fuel and fertilizer...
Fortunately the two islamikazis were just looking to get shot.
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Isaac wrote:You can't argue with this.
well, I've been on record for years as saying that the US should remain open to any annexation offer the Mexicans wish to put on the table for that state.
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callmeslick wrote:
Isaac wrote:You can't argue with this.
well, I've been on record for years as saying that the US should remain open to any annexation offer the Mexicans wish to put on the table for that state.
I'm sure that would go well for Mexico, considering we already have a problem with people shooting south.
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Isaac wrote:
1. Texas

2. Every Texan is Captain America.

3. They did nothing wrong. Not even drawing Moe'-ham'ed is wrong.
Oh, they did nothing wrong. They were just being deliberately provocative, disrespectful and were itchin' for a gunfight. Well, they got it.

Sounds like a scheme that a bunch of drunken, gun totin', God lovin' Texans would dream up. In fact, I didn't know Muslims were even allowed to live in Texas. Did they advertise this little cartoon contest out of state just to draw some in? :P
callmeslick wrote:well, I've been on record for years as saying that the US should remain open to any annexation offer the Mexicans wish to put on the table for that state.
It wouldn't be a loss for America either. The Mexicans might regret it though. But hey, look on the bright side. All those Mexican drug runners would give Texans something to shoot at. :P
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tunnelcat wrote:
Isaac wrote:
1. Texas

2. Every Texan is Captain America.

3. They did nothing wrong. Not even drawing Moe'-ham'ed is wrong.
Oh, they did nothing wrong. They were just being deliberately provocative, disrespectful and were itchin' for a gunfight. Well, they got it.

Sounds like a scheme that a bunch of drunken, gun totin', God lovin' Texans would dream up. In fact, I didn't know Muslims were even allowed to live in Texas. Did they advertise this little cartoon contest out of state just to draw some in? :P
I think it was advertised on facebook, maybe. But why wouldn't Texas do this? I mean, mess with Texas you're gonna get drawn on. Guns first then chalk.
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callmeslick wrote:well, I've been on record for years as saying that the US should remain open to any annexation offer the Mexicans wish to put on the table for that state.
It wouldn't be a loss for America either. The Mexicans might regret it though. But hey, look on the bright side. All those Mexican drug runners would give Texans something to shoot at. :P

Mexcio would simply be renamed to "5,525mile shooting range"

Seriously, though. We're probably going to get a terorist attack out of this, but I'll never be apologetic to these religious nuts.
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Will Robinson wrote:I heard the cop who killed both of them used a revolver...

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It wasn't smart to temp fate though because a couple dumb rednecks have been known to bring down high rises full of people with just diesel fuel and fertilizer...
Fortunately the two islamikazis were just looking to get shot.
Really? I saw them rocking some SBRs in the photos, but that would be cool if a revolver did make the shot in 2015. As far as I know, almost every department has moved away from revolvers.
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Isaac wrote:
tunnelcat wrote:
Isaac wrote:
1. Texas

2. Every Texan is Captain America.

3. They did nothing wrong. Not even drawing Moe'-ham'ed is wrong.
Oh, they did nothing wrong. They were just being deliberately provocative, disrespectful and were itchin' for a gunfight. Well, they got it.

Sounds like a scheme that a bunch of drunken, gun totin', God lovin' Texans would dream up. In fact, I didn't know Muslims were even allowed to live in Texas. Did they advertise this little cartoon contest out of state just to draw some in? :P
I think it was advertised on facebook, maybe. But why wouldn't Texas do this? I mean, mess with Texas you're gonna get drawn on. Guns first then chalk.
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callmeslick wrote:well, I've been on record for years as saying that the US should remain open to any annexation offer the Mexicans wish to put on the table for that state.
It wouldn't be a loss for America either. The Mexicans might regret it though. But hey, look on the bright side. All those Mexican drug runners would give Texans something to shoot at. :P

Mexcio would simply be renamed to "5,525mile shooting range"

Seriously, though. We're probably going to get a terorist attack out of this, but I'll never be apologetic to these religious nuts.
Yeah, and we'll all be sure to send them ALL down to Texas then since you guys like making yourselves a target, just for the chance to shoot something. Yee haw! It'd solve the terrorist problems the rest of us. :P
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No, they'llg probably not target anyone responsible and just blow up an elementary school. because terrorists are cowards
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