Jetmen

[Tunnelcat]

As close to flying like Superman as a human will ever get. I'd absolutely love to try this out. Just WOW!

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[Sergeant Thorne]

My inner Superman fan revolts at the comparison, Neat stuff, but to start talking about "Superman" you'd have to have a lot more control at much lower speeds while still being capable of high speeds. If I was going for Superman I'd go in a much different direction. This is basically strapping yourself precariously to the underside of an RC jet.

[Tunnelcat]

It's as close to flying like Superman as we humans will get right now. It's still looks fun as hell.

[Isaac]

Not true. I can dress in spandex and lie to my girlfriend about where I was during the day, just like superman.

[sigma]

Cat, just ride at a private airport, give them $ 800 and you will become a pilot and fly a real helicopter

[Tunnelcat]

Not true. I can dress in spandex and lie to my girlfriend about where I was during the day, just like superman.

Oh God, now I have to bleach my brain just to get that image out of my head.

Cat, just ride at a private airport, give them $ 800 and you will become a pilot and fly a real helicopter

I've done that sigma. I used to co-pilot my parent's airplane when they went on long trips and I also took several flying lessons. It's just not the same.

[sigma]

You have your own plane? WOW !!!
Even contain a yacht or an airplane or a helicopter is too expensive....

[Isaac]

You have your own plane? WOW !!!
Even contain a yacht or an airplane or a helicopter is too expensive....

Comrade, every Russian fly free.

[sigma]

If I want to, I can do this. This can be done.

[Tunnelcat]

You have your own plane? WOW !!!
Even contain a yacht or an airplane or a helicopter is too expensive....

Good grief NO sigma! I'm not THAT rich. My parents used to own a plane and my mother had a commercial pilots license and hired out, but not anymore. I was frequently co-pilot on some of their trips however. My dad is now too old to fly, my mother passed away in 2000 and it got too expensive anyway.

Issac, that bird ain't big enough.

[Isaac]

Issac, that bird ain't big enough.

Can't stops, here. This is of flying bear country



Michael Phelps got high.

[snoopy]

"Hi, yes I'd like to take out a million dollar life insurance policy."

"Just a few preliminary questions: have you ever strapped a jet to your back and jumped out of a helicopter?"

"Yes"

"Okay, no problem. It looks like the best rate we can get you is an annual premium of 1 million dollars. The policy will go into effect as soon as we receive your first year's payment."

[Pumo]

Dammit, where's the 'like' button when I need it?
Russian flying bears for the win!

[sigma]

... my mother had a commercial pilots license and hired out, but not anymore.

If your mother was a pilot in business aviation and it was making flights to Russia and to Europe, maybe we knew each other and I talked with her... Although most likely she was a sport aircraft pilot

[Tunnelcat]

You're right sigma, mostly sport. Small twin engine propeller aircraft. Wouldn't make it to Russia very easily.

Issac, I bet Putin would love one of those flying, laser shooting bears. So manly, and so Russian.

Not like this guy though.

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[sigma]

You're right sigma, mostly sport. Small twin engine propeller aircraft. Wouldn't make it to Russia very easily.

Issac, I bet Putin would love one of those flying, laser shooting bears. So manly, and so Russian.

Not like this guy though.

tunnelcat....
I will tell you great news. It is in the U.S. and Canada, the bears are almost raccoons, digging in the garbage. The Russian Bear is a ruthless killer, and you would be better not to meet with him. I can give you many examples...
But I will not do it, because you're a girl.

[Tunnelcat]

Our full grown grizzlies aren't something you'd want to run from either. That guy in the video was lucky the bear was young. The older ones get pissed off and eat you.

But you speak of your killer Russian bears. You mean like this one?

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[sigma]

Cat, I do not want to show you a video or photos of people who were able to survive after a meeting with a bear. One day, near my house, which is located in the Moscow region, wolves tore my neighbor. The nearest forest where I hunt pretty good bear it Tver region.

[Tunnelcat]

We've got cougars in my neighborhood. They have killed people in the U.S., although no one's been attacked in my neighborhood. I DO wish they'd eat more of the damn deer around here........

But I definitely would NOT want any bears around here. They'll attack people when provoled, break into homes and cause destruction and become one hell of a big nuisance.

[sigma]

We don't have Cougars, but I would like to have the skin of a Panther.

[Tunnelcat]

You mean you don't want a black panther as a pet? The skin always looks much better when still on the animal.

[sigma]

You mean you don't want a black panther as a pet? The skin always looks much better when still on the animal.

my girlfriend wants to have the skin of a black panther. But I'll think of something else for her....

[Tunnelcat]

Get her a Bengal kitten. They still have some of their wild heritage and skin patterns, but can be kept as domestic pets. Much more fun as a pet than as a coat to wear.

[Sergeant Thorne]

Then impress her with your knowledge of cat physics!

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[sigma]

tunnelcat, what a beauty!
Sergeant, you understand me

I have done differently. Now I teach her to drive a car. And she delighted. I think now she will think of her own car For me it is much easier than to find for her skin black panther

[Tunnelcat]

I saw your first post before you edited it sigma, but I understood your meaning. I didn't think you wanted a babushka like me, especially since I'm not Russian and already married.

Yes, do teach your girlfriend to drive. She'll enjoy it. But be careful though. She might want you to buy her a car next. A kitten might be cheaper.

[sigma]

I saw your first post before you edited it sigma, but I understood your meaning. I didn't think you wanted a babushka like me, especially since I'm not Russian and already married.

Yes, do teach your girlfriend to drive. She'll enjoy it. But be careful though. She might want you to buy her a car next. A kitten might be cheaper.

I want to spank you good oak twigs in a Russian bath (banya (sauna) with smoke!
P.S. In Russian it expresses the most friendly feelings )

[sigma]

A kitten might be cheaper.

I am sure that a cat or dog can not buy in any case. The best pet must either be presented or a foundling, in my opinion.

[Tunnelcat]

I want to spank you good oak twigs in a Russian bath (banya (sauna) with smoke!
P.S. In Russian it expresses the most friendly feelings )

Thanks.....I think.

I did the sauna thing years ago at a resort. I'd sit in there and cook for a while, then race out and jump into a very cold lake. Positively bracing. Wasn't naked doing it though. Only the Russians and Scandinavians are not modest when taking a sauna.

[sigma]

Banya is not a sauna... This is a real Russian banya.






Sauna is just entertainment. After a visit to the Russian banya, you will feel that you are born again.

[Tunnelcat]

A hot steamy room to cook yourself in, followed by a dose of cold snow or water. Close enough. Although most sauna or steam bath patrons don't slap themselves with those wet veniks like the Russians do in their banyas. But I agree, it sounds quite relaxing.