What's better, sneezing or farting?

Sage · Post by **Sage** » Sun Jun 13, 2004 6:32 am

cast your vote. they both's feels good...

CDN_Merlin · Post by **CDN_Merlin** » Sun Jun 13, 2004 9:23 am

If you stop a fart, it's not that bad. If you stop a sneeze, you are having your brain hit your skull at 90 MPH.

Sapphire Wolf · Post by **Sapphire Wolf** » Sun Jun 13, 2004 9:33 am

*laughs* This is starting to get more interesting, I can't vote in this, this is to confusing! *still laughing*

Unix · Post by **Unix** » Sun Jun 13, 2004 11:25 am

I much prefer sneezing. Something about it is so satisfying...

Will Robinson · Post by **Will Robinson** » Sun Jun 13, 2004 12:22 pm

Farting is usually less messy.

bash · Post by **bash** » Sun Jun 13, 2004 12:50 pm

Both simultaneously while peeing. BOOM!

AceCombat · Post by **AceCombat** » Sun Jun 13, 2004 1:10 pm

sneezing soo hard a fart comes ripping out

Tetrad · Post by **Tetrad** » Sun Jun 13, 2004 1:14 pm

Will Robinson wrote:Farting is usually less messy.

Usually being the key word there.

Duper · Post by **Duper** » Sun Jun 13, 2004 1:35 pm

Tetrad wrote:
Will Robinson wrote:Farting is usually less messy.
Usually being the key word there.

LMAO. Precisely!

One has to ask themselves ... ok .. you don't HAVE TO. Which would you more prefer.. to have someone fart or sneeze in your face.

Mr. Perfect · Post by **Mr. Perfect** » Sun Jun 13, 2004 3:29 pm

If some one farts in your face you hold your breath and move, if someone sneezes in your face you'll be scrubbing your face in discust for the next ten minutes.

Robo · Post by **Robo** » Sun Jun 13, 2004 4:45 pm

Ask the French.

Iceman · Post by **Iceman** » Sun Jun 13, 2004 11:02 pm

Will Robinson wrote:Farting is usually less messy.

I don't know bro, haven't you ever had a fart that you wish you had held

LMAO

Nexus_One · Post by **Nexus_One** » Sun Jun 13, 2004 11:47 pm

farting in a car when you control the windows, now that's true glee

JMEaT · Post by **JMEaT** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 7:20 am

Nexus_One wrote:farting in a car when you control the windows, now that's true glee

Bwhaha

MehYam · Post by **MehYam** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 9:02 am

You can't light a sneeze.

WarAdvocat · Post by **WarAdvocat** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 9:50 am

I couldn't vote. There was no "both at the same time" option.

I'm sorry, but that's the best.

The sneeze tenses you up and squeezes a fart out at the same time...

You haven't lived until you've experienced that.

Dedman · Post by **Dedman** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 10:19 am

MehYam wrote:You can't light a sneeze.

That depends entirely on what you have been drinking.

snoopy · Post by **snoopy** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 11:24 am

Farting, all the way- there are so many more ways you can do it.

Warlock · Post by **Warlock** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 12:57 pm

http://oasi.upc.es/~kiusap/flash/happy_ ... iggles.swf

click flowers and ull see y u never hold a sneez

TigerRaptor · Post by **TigerRaptor** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 1:06 pm

What no burping on this poll.

Iceman · Post by **Iceman** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 1:07 pm

Ya know, I sneezed once so hard that I farted. I got to enjoy the best of both worlds all at once.

Nexus_One · Post by **Nexus_One** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 11:47 pm

I once let a fart go that was so stank it made me wanna sneeze.

HaAGen DaZS · Post by **HaAGen DaZS** » Tue Jun 15, 2004 1:21 am

farting rocks. its hilarious.

however, i once farted so damn hard. i thought it was OK, i felt it was one of those wet ones, especially when i sat down, turns out i just crapped myself a little.

good times, good times.

and soe advice from me: if you think you might have dire-rumpus (uncontrollable bowl movements), go to the crapper, THEN fart. wiping your crusty hair ass can be bad enough, never mind picking up bits that fell out the bottom of your trouser leg, and then cleaning your guch.

how do i have a girlfriend i hear you ask?

Arbitar · Post by **Arbitar** » Tue Jun 15, 2004 1:34 am

HaAGen DaZS wrote:if you think you might have dire-rumpus (uncontrollable bowl movements), go to the crapper, THEN fart.

ROTFLOL I can't stop laughing ... hahah .. gasp .. cant breathe ...

Vertigo 99 · Post by **Vertigo 99** » Tue Jun 15, 2004 2:55 pm

voted sneezing. when i think of it, most of the time, when i sneeze, its just air coming out, nothing big.

Now, sneezing when youve got a great big cold; thats grimy.

I was in this production for a play that happened to have a satirically goofy broadway-esque dance production. at one point, you end up having to jump in the air and land on one knee. well, anyway, one day while we were rehersing i ended up jumping up, landing, and right as i landed blowing a gigantic snot-rocket all over the floor; rofl.

kurupt · Post by **kurupt** » Tue Jun 15, 2004 3:01 pm

i voted sneezing because women are always asking if you are ok when you sneeze, but are disgusted when you fart.

although sneezing while peeing is much less desirable than farting. ack.

Liquid Fire · Post by **Liquid Fire** » Tue Jun 15, 2004 3:21 pm

Sneezing, 'cause farting is good and all, but it just can't compare to when you're outside and no one's around and you can just let one fly and not care about where all the extra material goes

AceCombat · Post by **AceCombat** » Tue Jun 15, 2004 3:23 pm

ROTFLMAO!!!! man now this is some funny sh*t

JMEaT · Post by **JMEaT** » Tue Jun 15, 2004 8:22 pm

It took me a couple days of experimentation, but I have at last come to the conclusion and placed my vote.

Nothing like belting out a huge fart.

kurupt · Post by **kurupt** » Tue Jun 15, 2004 8:23 pm

i dunno, have you ever sharted? omg...

Jeff250 · Post by **Jeff250** » Tue Jun 15, 2004 8:42 pm

At least farting accomplishes something. I don't know what sneezing does.

Liquid Fire · Post by **Liquid Fire** » Tue Jun 15, 2004 8:49 pm

Farting clears your pent-up pressure and sneezing clears your nostrils of dust. Same with snot, I suppose.

Stupid · Post by **Stupid** » Tue Jun 15, 2004 8:53 pm

Those of you that voted "sneezing" apparently don't have alleargies, and thus don't know how much it sucks to sneeze 10+ times in a row. At least you don't HAVE to fart, but quite often there's no way to completely contain a sneeze. The old "hold your finger to your nose" thing works for a while (for what reason, I can only guess). I know that it's old superstition that when you sneeze, your soul is trying to escape your body. The full version of bless you is "may god bless you in all of your days". That way, MAYBE the person that said it would be able to contain your soul into your body. It could also be that if you hold your finger to your nose, your soul can't escape?

Vertigo 99 · Post by **Vertigo 99** » Tue Jun 15, 2004 9:24 pm

Maybe its because holding the finger up to your nose makes you breath in the relatively harmless stuff thats on your finger, rather than the air around you thats making you sneeze.

But, hey, you know, thats just the scientifical approach to the explanation.

Liquid Fire · Post by **Liquid Fire** » Tue Jun 15, 2004 10:45 pm

Well, I do have allergies and I can sneeze up to 10+ times in a row. I'm talking about when my allergies haven't kicked in and it's just a sneeze to get rid of dirt and grime, not pollen. Only then is it truly satisfying

Duper · Post by **Duper** » Tue Jun 15, 2004 11:23 pm

Did you know:

That when you sneeze, you're eyes close involentarily and spit varpor can travel over 30 feet.

..wonder what farting does? 0_o ...involentarly nostril flaring? ...hmm

HaAGen DaZS · Post by **HaAGen DaZS** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 1:00 am

hehe duper, try sneezing with your eyes open! my head nearly exploded.

now, peeing/farting and sneezing, this can be REALLY disaterous(wtf!sp11!). you sneeze and end up with goosebumps?! or your fart propels you across the room?! i hope you have tiled walls and floor!!!

ofcourse, i'm not speaking from experience

Vindicator · Post by **Vindicator** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 1:24 am

heh @ haagen

BfDiDDy · Post by **BfDiDDy** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 1:42 am

when I fart, I cup my a$$hole and then smell the fart.

Flabby Chick · Post by **Flabby Chick** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 5:49 am

I find drinking copious amounts of alcohol whilst dining out upon extremly piquant Indian cuisine somewhat increases the odour quotient contained within the anally expectorated effluvium.

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