Assange Live Stream tonight (Tuesday Morning)

[Nightshade]

(Yes, I know it's Nutball Alex Jones' channel- but it's the only link I could find with the live stream.)

I can already see the Trumptards in the chat channel. This election is insane.

[callmeslick]

gee, when they bill it as the 'October surprise' don't you sort of think it is a bit transparent? Alex Jones, too? Assange at this point has ZERO credibility. Half of recent releases that were supposed to be 'embarrassing' proved to be forgeries and fakes. It's obvious he has a hard on for Hillary, and rightly so as she'll likely keep pursuing his extradition. Further, Assange has descended into a tool used by Putin, and we know where things stand there, too, don't we? This is a joke, which will amuse the goofball fringe that buys into chemtrails and every nutcase Clinton conspiracy theory. I figure that it won't likely affect the thinking part of the populace.

[callmeslick]

well, day-ummm! If you liked Trump using politics to shill for hotels, you had to have LOVED Assange. Too bad Barnum wasn't still with us, some of you should have the chance to see a master at work. Did you sit through it all, NS??(I did not, but the writeups from those who did have been hilarious).

[Vander]

So what was the big reveal? Are the Clinton's lizard people?

[callmeslick]

no. Assange has a book he'd like you to buy. That was pretty much it, along with an unfocused rant about unseen forces.

[callmeslick]

I follow Jim Wright, who summed it up thus:



October Surprise

Rarely has a man been so utterly disappointed as Alex Jones today.

Jones via his loony conspiracy site InfoWars was a running a live feed awaiting Julian Assange's announcement this morning. Jones called his show the “Historic Wikileaks October Surprise Coverage.” Jones was giddy, joyously, deliriously awaiting the giant bombshell of damning documents promised this morning by Wikileaks. All his dreams were about to come true in the most spectacular fashion. This was IT. At last he'd finally have PROOF, the smoking gun, the truth about Vince Foster and Benghazi and the Clinton Foundation. All of it. Live. They wouldn't laugh at Alex Jones anymore, today he would be proved right.

Trump advisor Roger Stone was sporting wood in full rampant arousal like a man who'd overdosed on raw oysters and Viagra. “I have total confidence that Wikileaks and my hero Julian Assange will educate the American people soon! Lock Her Up!" he tweeted yesterday in anticipation of this morning's announcement. Lock her up. Total confidence in my main man, Julian! Total confidence. Total.

Assange himself had moved his big announcement from the Ecuadorian embassy in London (where he's been hiding out, supposedly because he fears extradition to the US for espionage, but in reality is really avoiding extradition back to Sweden where he faces charges of rape and sexual assault) to Berlin due to a vague unspecified "security risk" (Note: Security Risk in this context can be read as "Hillary Clinton directed murder squad").

And so, the stage was set for Julian Assange's October Surprise.

The destruction of Hillary Clinton was imminent.

Assange took the podium. The lights dimmed. The mic went live.

Alex Jones held his breath barely able to contain himself.

Roger Stone teetered on the edge of explosive hategasm.

This was it.

This was it.

THIS WAS IT!

MY GOD THIS WAS ... Julian Assange announcing a new membership program at Wikileaks?

Wait WHAT?

The October Surprise was AN EPIC TROLL? ARE YOU ★■◆●ing KIDDING ME, ASSANGE?!

Assange announced some new initiatives to expand Wikileaks and formation of some vaguely defined private army of peaceniks who will defend his company. He also promised once again that he was going to release some documents "sometime before the end of the year" that would probably, maybe, sort of, have some kind of impact on something something gazpacho! Real soon now. Probably.

However, Assange sheepishly cautioned both Jones and Stone that the documents "might not" be the big Clinton killer they were hoping for.

He said he was "misquoted" about that.

Well ... ★■◆●!

I mean, if you can't trust a shady accused rapist and international criminal who deals in stolen goods, who can you trust? Amiright?

Roger Stone is mysteriously out of contact at the moment, presumably he needed to see a doctor regarding his painful unrelieved priapism.

But Alex Jones took it well, with grace and style and public humility. He ended his live broadcast with, "Julian Assange is a Hillary butt plug."
And in the end Julian Assange's big October Surprise was no surprise at all.

[woodchip]

Speaking of shady accused rapists, Assange can't hold a candle to Bill Clinton...you know, the guy who the possible president has not problem. Speak about lack of morals.

[callmeslick]

bwahahahahahaha, get some cream, too, Woody. It's going to be a rough 5 week ride.