Why I didn't vote for Hillary...

[Nightshade]

...it's too bad a turnip didn't run in Trump's stead.

[Tunnelcat]

I was going to dump this into the image/video MEGATHREAD, but then I thought, ooooh, there are waaaay too many good counter examples to this nonsense NS posted to just let it languish there.

And here we have actual positive proof that Trump is an actual certified incoherent moron and it's not just some nonsensical blather from some right winger voicing his "opinion" about Hillary.

A sampling of Trump talk:

I have broken more Elton John records, he seems to have a lot of records. And I, by the way, I don’t have a musical instrument. I don’t have a guitar or an organ. No organ. Elton has an organ. And lots of other people helping. No we’ve broken a lot of records. We’ve broken virtually every record. Because you know, look I only need this space. They need much more room. For basketball, for hockey and all of the sports, they need a lot of room. We don’t need it. We have people in that space. So we break all of these records. Really we do it without like, the musical instruments. This is the only musical: the mouth. And hopefully the brain attached to the mouth. Right? The brain, more important than the mouth, is the brain. The brain is much more important.

Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart—you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you're a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it’s four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.

Trump talking about health insurance. Maybe he was thinking life insurance?

Because you are basically saying from the moment the insurance, you’re 21 years old, you start working and you’re paying $12 a year for insurance, and by the time you’re 70, you get a nice plan.

Trump talking about Napoleon.

His one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.

Trump talking about foreign policy, or him farting. You tell me.

Crimea was gone during the Obama administration, and he gave, he allowed it to get away. You know, he can talk tough all he wants, in the meantime he talked tough to North Korea. And he didn’t actually. He didn’t talk tough to North Korea. You know, we have a big problem with North Korea. Big. Big, big. You look at all of the things, you look at the line in the sand. The red line in the sand in Syria. He didn’t do the shot. I did the shot. Had he done that shot, he wouldn’t have had — had he done something dramatic, because if you remember, they had a tremendous gas attack after he made that statement. Much bigger than the one they had with me.

Trump railing on about Jeff Sessions recusing himself from the Russia investigation. So Trump is basically complaining that his choice for attorney general wasn't kind enough to give him a heads up that he wouldn’t obstruct justice on his behalf.

If he was going to recuse himself, he should have told me before he took the job, and I would have picked somebody else.

And especially that bane of all Trump banes, the media!

[Burlyman]

That's sort of the logic that got George W. Bush elected.