I decided the best course of action would be to upgrade MY machine, thus freeing the 7700k for my dads use.
So here's what showed up at the door this week:

That's an i9-9900k, Z390 motherboard, 32GB DDR4 @ 3200 MHz, a 1 TB Samsung 970 Pro SSD and a Seasonic 850w PSU.
Of course now would be a good time to cut the 5.25" optical drive bay out of my case because I will never use it and I've been wanting to get it out of the way for a long time. So after I removed all the hardware from the case I took it down to the basement and carved it away with a Dremel, then used a grinding wheel and sanding block to deburr the edges, result:

Put it all together and its a PC!

(for reference here's a before image of the old PC:)
