Lets print the US constitution on rolls of toilet paper.

[Krom]

That way the republicans can literally wipe their asses with the constitution in addition to figuratively wiping their asses with it, because that is all they ever use it for anyway.

[TheWhat]

Oh! My hairbrain thought "Let's print the US constitution" was going to be an exercise in actual analysis - then I finished reading the sentence. I think that would be an interesting exercise to go paragraph by paragraph and see how different people interpret the words and their meaning. You know everyone with an internet connection is somehow a lawyer, a biologist, a doctor, a historian, a psychologist, a philosopher, and a infallible saint with perfect children. It might be a good way to try to come to some understanding with our fellow citizens by cutting out the 24-hour-cnn-patriotPodcast-secret information deluge that cherry picks the actual document. But, that would require thought and I don't have that much faith in America lol

[Tunnelcat]

Let me get this straight. A now former president can incite an insurrection at our nation's Capital by a mob militia of his own creation while he's still in office, refuse to protect his own VP when said mob threatened to hang said VP (Kevin McCarthy actually argued with Trump to tell his goons to stand down DURING the riots and Trump pretty much said "★■◆● off"), ignored the results of a thoroughly vetted election that didn't have enough irregularities to make one bit of difference in the outcome, and since today he's been acquitted of all these "crimes" by the machinations of his own butt-kissing party who at the last minute lobbied to refuse to hear to any testimony from any witnesses during the Constitution's only remedy for presidential crimes (never mind that those same said Republicans bitched about NOT calling witnesses during the first impeachment trial) will now be able to run for president AGAIN in 4 years. If someone can tell me how in the Hell that's Constitutional, I'm all ears. I can guarantee that the Founding Fathers would be horrified at what Trump has wrought. Our only saving grace from this bastard is if the State of Georgia prosecutes him for those little phone calls he made to the Georgia Secretary of State all in his effort to interfere with their state election results. And if Republicans EVER hope to win office again, it won't EVER be from a vote by me. The Dems could go extremely progressive and I'd still not vote for a Republican. They are officially dead as a Party. The Republican Party is nothing but a soulless, mindless zombie blob who's only purpose is to please their exulted rotting orange corpse of a dictator leader, Donald Trump.

[Vander]

These fuckers are a bigger threat to the republic than Al Qaida ever was.

[Krom]

When the House impeached Trump a second time he was still president, McConnell openly refused to start the trial while Trump was still president and deliberately ran out the clock. Then he voted it was unconstitutional to impeach a former president and that vote was defeated (meaning it IS constitutional). But just like Trump, when the vote doesn't go the way McConnell wants he just rejects it and acts like he won anyway. This is no different from Trump rejecting his loss.

This is exactly Mitch McConnell wiping his bull★■◆● off with the constitution. Seriously ★■◆● these guys.

[Vander]

That it's some nebulous and undefined constitutional principle they'll pretend is hopelessly insurmountable in order to avert even minimal accountability for the man who called together the mob that beat the officers protecting them bloody with American flagpoles while seeking to thwart them from executing the process *explicitly stated* in the constitution, the very process that allows us to define ourselves as a democratic republic, should be a slap to the face of anyone who might otherwise take their utter bad faith reasoning at face value in an attempt to achieve some sort of civility. These fuckers will clutch their pearls and cry cancel culture at even the suggestion they face consequences from polite company because they believe only they should be allowed to hold power.

These 43 Senators represent a far right party that is undemocratic, unconcerned with governing outside the acquisition and maintenance of their own power, detached from reality, armed, succumbed to the cult of personality surrounding a narcissistic grifter, and hyping themselves up for a civil war they're pretending to be provoked into.

America has a fascism problem, and Nancy Pelosi is out there saying we need a strong Republican Party. We're fucked.