Which one of you is the best chess player?

[Isaac]

I'm a ★■◆● 700 on chess dot com. I play every day and have played for decades. What are you?

[Darth Wang]

2400+ online blitz.

[Isaac]

2400+ online blitz.

omfg... you'd destroy me.

[CDN_Merlin]

I once checkmated someone in 4 moves.

[Isaac]

I once checkmated someone in 4 moves.

Sounds like scholar's mate. I have to block a scholar's mate every other game.

[Top Gun]

I know the rules, but I've never really played. Was never all that interested in it.

[Isaac]

I know the rules, but I've never really played. Was never all that interested in it.

I see Backgammon the same way. It looks neat, but I'm no going to sit-down and learn the rules. Backgammon boards have haunted the backs of my Chess/checkers sets since I was born. Nobody I grew up with knew how to play.

edit: Because of this comment, I just watched a video on how to play. Backgammon makes sense now.

edit edit: I've been calling it Bat Gammon for decades. TIL...

[TigerRaptor]

Back when I played, speed chess was my favorite.

[Isaac]

Back when I played, speed chess was my favorite.

Is that like with 5 min on each clock?

[TigerRaptor]

Back when I played, speed chess was my favorite.

Is that like with 5 min on each clock?

Yeah. Sometimes less.

[TigerRaptor]

I loved using the move called 'en passant. This one caught so many off guard.

[Isaac]

Someone once did an 'en passant checkmate on me. It broke me inside. I thought I was winning.

[Darth Wang]

2400+ online blitz.

omfg... you'd destroy me.

I don't like to brag about it.

[Isaac]

2400+ online blitz.

omfg... you'd destroy me.

I don't like to brag about it.

That's the point of this thread, though. I wanted to know.

[Neo]

zero. I don't play Chess much anymore, and never got a rank.

[Isaac]

zero. I don't play Chess much anymore, and never got a rank.

if you make chess dot com account and play a few games it gives you a rank. Once you're at your true level the game is more fun, as your opponents are about as serious or unserious about chess as you are.

[Neo]

I hope they don't allow people to say just anything. I've run into an immature chess player once.

[Isaac]

I hope they don't allow people to say just anything. I've run into an immature chess player once.

I had an Indian guy hit on me, thinking I was a girl. But most people don't want to be banned so they're polite.

[Neo]

Isaac stop trolling.

[Isaac]

Isaac stop trolling.

I'm not joking. If I can find the screenshots I'll post them.

[Neo]

O.K.

My Dad always beats me in the end game no matter what I do. lol Always something new that he does to stop me.

[Isaac]

My Dad always beats me

Sorry to hear that. Online chess is a great escape from reality.

[dissent]

I've been a mediocre player for many years. From time to time I can spot the puzzle solutions quickly on chess.com

[Isaac]

I've been a mediocre player for many years. From time to time I can spot the puzzle solutions quickly on chess.com

I love those

[Neo]

I think my thinking ability has improved so I can play games where it's like 10 minutes per move.

[Isaac]

I think my thinking ability has improved so I can play games where it's like 10 minutes per move.

I play the 10 min ones as well

[Neo]

Xeon actually got me doing that, and I realized that letting someone think indefinitely is kinda unreasonable (at least it is to me). He used to be a great chess player, probably still is, him and "Rhell" from Australia. One time Xeon stopped me from throwing the fight and locked me into a stalemate. lol

[Isaac]

The clock is part of the game for me now. Many times I've been up against better chess players, but I could squeeze out a win by being ahead on time.

[Neo]

Just the other day, I played a 10-minute game (NOT 10 min per move). I lost but I had the weirdest experience. The computer/CPU in my head (I have them because I'm not human) were turned on and I could focus on a lot more of the board and remembered all the rules and strategies I learned in the past but I needed too much time to think so I lost. After the game my CPU was turned off and it felt like I'm playing chess instead of knowing everything I need to do with each game piece with slow-ish thoughts. I don't think I ever want to play chess again.

[Isaac]

That's normal. I have more reason to be mad. A few games ago I saw mate in 2 or 3.... my finger slipped blundering my queen instead...

[Neo]

aww lol

I might play again with my Dad but that's it. Anyone get use out of that other "fast checkmate" with the queen and the bishop and I think one other piece? The counter for it is always funny.

[Isaac]

I'm only level 700 and that fast mate is viable at that level. I see it every other game I play.

[Neo]

You know how to counter it, right?

Okay, so I tried to play chess again, with my brain/mind only like before. I was matched up pretty well. I ended up beating a random guest far into the end game. All I had were a couple rooks, a knight, and a bishop, and I was able to corner his king before he got mine. The match was long, 30 minutes, and he left the table before I could get checkmate. Was very close though. He almost got a second queen after we traded ours (capture). I would've had the second queen but he quit. lol

By the way, I used to like the en passant move too. It only works pawn against pawn and on the fifth rank (row). I remember Xeon told me once he played a game where his opponent copied all his moves and the only reason he won was because he was white (moved first). Even Chess is racist. lol. So if you have a choice, be white!