"God this sucks!
Note to self: Next time some one calls and says 'Your party needs you' make sure the party is vodka, chicks and table dancing....cause this really blows..."
Yeah sure...they just had to ask how many States are there in the US as the final jeopardy question. How was I supposed to know there were 50??? Lowsy World Leader Jeopardy. Blair keeps making me his ★■◆● every damn time....
President Bush, obviously showing signs of fatigue, was forced to leave the press conference momentarily. The Press, suprised by his quick return, were completely unaware that the White House technicians simply had to swap out batteries.
[caption]The most sought after piece in the evolutionary chain: The Missing Link[/caption]
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It appears scientists have finally found The Missing Link. Scientists are certain this is what has been eluding the scientific world all these years. Notice the slumped posture, the straight armed walking, and the slightly modified face.
Dr. Jeff Lowe the leading scientist on the team investigating the new find concluded that there was no mistake. "After seeing this remarkable find, I must say it was a happy day for all of us. If there..." [Continued on page 3]
The Press was shocked as George W. Bush left the room for unknown reasons. Suddenly an all too familiar voice came on a loud speaker to announce "Everyone relax, your questions perplexed me...err...the President... so I...errr....darn... HE has gone backstage to make a very important phone call".
The President later returned and announced to the crowd "heh heh, Sorry bout that. It was a matter of National Security....I just had to call momma...and she said everythings gonna be awright".