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DCrazy · Post by **DCrazy** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 2:45 pm

I wish Dick would stop shoving that pole up my ass...

BAAL · Post by **BAAL** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 2:49 pm

Time to goto the box. "I feel shame"

snoopy · Post by **snoopy** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 3:17 pm

Maybe if I hide behind these curtains they won't keep on following me.

Will Robinson · Post by **Will Robinson** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 4:09 pm

"God this sucks!
Note to self: Next time some one calls and says 'Your party needs you' make sure the party is vodka, chicks and table dancing....cause this really blows..."

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 4:28 pm

"crap.. what do I do now?"

suicide eddie · Post by **suicide eddie** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 4:46 pm

`darn it` shaking a damp leg `i knew i should off gone to the john before the summit`

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 7:53 pm

Yeah sure...they just had to ask how many States are there in the US as the final jeopardy question. How was I supposed to know there were 50??? Lowsy World Leader Jeopardy. Blair keeps making me his ★■◆● every damn time....

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 8:09 pm

"Ok, so I put my right foot in, and then take it out..."

Stupid · Post by **Stupid** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 8:11 pm

Well... that debate with John "I'm an @$$h013" Kerry went pretty darn well.... Mabye I should go ahead and moon him for good taste?

index_html · Post by **index_html** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 8:57 pm

Oh crap, the wizard's gone AWOL. Now I'll never get a brain.

Just for Zuruck

Duper · Post by **Duper** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 9:27 pm

....now.. where's that preperation-H at?

Will Robinson · Post by **Will Robinson** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 9:43 pm

lol@index_html! and to steal the idea:

"Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain...Hey! where the hell did Cheney go anyway?!"

Verran · Post by **Verran** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 10:43 pm

President Bush, obviously showing signs of fatigue, was forced to leave the press conference momentarily. The Press, suprised by his quick return, were completely unaware that the White House technicians simply had to swap out batteries.

Mr. Perfect · Post by **Mr. Perfect** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 11:09 pm

"Stay here, I'm getting my bat."

Zetal · Post by **Zetal** » Sun Jul 11, 2004 12:43 am

[caption]The most sought after piece in the evolutionary chain: The Missing Link[/caption]

[article]
It appears scientists have finally found The Missing Link. Scientists are certain this is what has been eluding the scientific world all these years. Notice the slumped posture, the straight armed walking, and the slightly modified face.
Dr. Jeff Lowe the leading scientist on the team investigating the new find concluded that there was no mistake. "After seeing this remarkable find, I must say it was a happy day for all of us. If there..." [Continued on page 3]

Sage · Post by **Sage** » Sun Jul 11, 2004 1:56 am

(.... michael myers theme....)

Tyranny · Post by **Tyranny** » Sun Jul 11, 2004 2:41 am

The Press was shocked as George W. Bush left the room for unknown reasons. Suddenly an all too familiar voice came on a loud speaker to announce "Everyone relax, your questions perplexed me...err...the President... so I...errr....darn... HE has gone backstage to make a very important phone call".

The President later returned and announced to the crowd "heh heh, Sorry bout that. It was a matter of National Security....I just had to call momma...and she said everythings gonna be awright".

woodchip · Post by **woodchip** » Sun Jul 11, 2004 8:59 am

I feel so used.

snoopy · Post by **snoopy** » Sun Jul 11, 2004 12:43 pm

Caveman George go take a dump!

Ympakt · Post by **Ympakt** » Sun Jul 11, 2004 12:49 pm

Why do they have to ask such hard questions?

Lothar · Post by **Lothar** » Sun Jul 11, 2004 2:32 pm

"you ARE the weakest link. Goodbye."

Vertigo 99 · Post by **Vertigo 99** » Sun Jul 11, 2004 10:12 pm

"I'm going to stop clicking this thread, because there is no funny here."

Zetal · Post by **Zetal** » Sun Jul 11, 2004 10:22 pm

Vertigo 99 wrote:"I'm going to stop clicking this thread, because there is no funny here."

I agree, I think we've heard it all. *Stops watching topic.*

Tyranny · Post by **Tyranny** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 2:47 am

Vertigo 99 wrote:"I'm going to stop clicking this thread, because there is no funny here."

or perhaps you lack the creativity to add to it so you have to put down others? mmmmk.

Zetal should know better, he contributed only two posts before mine

Flabby Chick · Post by **Flabby Chick** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 3:28 am

Yo!! Michael!!!!....i'm doing the walk man!