Ace's favorite porn site....

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 2:08 pm

click here if you're older than 18 months

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 2:08 pm

LMFAO!

Warlock · Post by **Warlock** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 2:09 pm

ROTFLMFAO

Sapphire Wolf · Post by **Sapphire Wolf** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 2:20 pm

I ain't Clicking on that link because I might get nightmares. Someone move this to No Holds Barred.

what is with you guys and porn?

XSabre · Post by **XSabre** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 2:20 pm

LOL!!!!

Top Gun · Post by **Top Gun** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 2:21 pm

Dark Falcon, haven't you ever seen a nude cat before?

(In other words, it isn't actually porn.)

Nice link

. Ace should have this bookmarked in 3, 2, 1...

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 2:21 pm

Dark Falcon wrote:I ain't Clicking on that link because I might get nightmares. Someone move this to No Holds Barred.

what is with you guys and porn?

Hey moron, try clicking the link before you complain, mmmk? Ever hear of the concept of a parody site?

If thats how you're going to act, then go post somewhere else.

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 2:31 pm

Bwahahahahah, thats the best puss Ive ever seen

Vertigo 99 · Post by **Vertigo 99** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 2:38 pm

kind of old, but forgiven, because its been reposted in the context of ace's fetish

Dark Falcon wrote:what is with you guys and porn?

Um; we're not gay?

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 2:41 pm

Well, I reposted it because its been updated considerably since the last time it was posted here.

Arbitar · Post by **Arbitar** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 9:51 pm

Vertigo 99 wrote:
Dark Falcon wrote:what is with you guys and porn?
Um; we're not gay?

LMAO @ Vertigo
and ...
LMAO @ MD

Beowulf · Post by **Beowulf** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 9:55 pm

How could pr0n possibly give you nightmares? Not like if you look at porn you're going to dream a giant vagina comes out of the sky and swallows you whole. Trust me, women are good. Turn off your computer and go outside.

Arbitar · Post by **Arbitar** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 9:59 pm

Beowulf wrote:dream a giant vagina comes out of the sky and swallows you whole.

JMEaT · Post by **JMEaT** » Fri Jul 09, 2004 2:57 am

Bwhaha

Vertigo 99 · Post by **Vertigo 99** » Fri Jul 09, 2004 7:13 am

beowulf, thats no nightmare, thats the bestest dream EVAR

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Fri Jul 09, 2004 8:35 am

Beowulf wrote:How could pr0n possibly give you nightmares? Not like if you look at porn you're going to dream a giant vagina comes out of the sky and swallows you whole. Trust me, women are good. Turn off your computer and go outside.

Oh great, now I gotta go watch porn.

STRESSTEST · Post by **STRESSTEST** » Fri Jul 09, 2004 10:54 am

pwned

Flabby Chick · Post by **Flabby Chick** » Fri Jul 09, 2004 11:16 am

Vertigo 99 wrote:beowulf, thats no nightmare, thats the bestest dream EVAR

Vert...if one was converse with certain aspects of the act of lovemaking then one would understand that if there was a vagina that could possibly swallow one whole, then the afore-mentioned vagina would be so big as to render it's capability to stimulate the male member as totally useless. I can only assume that either you have a fetish for mutant mackerel, or you're a virgin.

Vertigo 99 · Post by **Vertigo 99** » Fri Jul 09, 2004 11:32 am

flabby, let's play a game of hangman.

Code: Select all

    |----|
    |    O
    |    |
    |   /     |_______

 I W_S JUS_ J_KI_G

I gave you a couple free letters in exchange for some stick figure body parts.

Nexus_One · Post by **Nexus_One** » Fri Jul 09, 2004 1:04 pm

nice pics, check out the oriental, dayum

Dedman · Post by **Dedman** » Fri Jul 09, 2004 2:42 pm

Flabby Chick wrote:...fetish for mutant mackerel...

Thanks Flabby, I really needed that laugh. I am glad I wasn't drinking anything at the time.

Liquid Fire · Post by **Liquid Fire** » Fri Jul 09, 2004 2:47 pm

Lol, click the "no i am younger than 18 months".

Zetal · Post by **Zetal** » Fri Jul 09, 2004 3:12 pm

I clicked that too.

That's just insane... But I liked the dancer photo.

I must ask... How did you find this?

Zero! · Post by **Zero!** » Fri Jul 09, 2004 3:40 pm

Tetrad · Post by **Tetrad** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 12:43 am

Beowulf wrote:a giant vagina comes out of the sky and swallows you whole.

Believe it or not, I'm looking at this exact picture as we speak.

HaAGen DaZS · Post by **HaAGen DaZS** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 5:03 am

Flabby Chick wrote:
Vertigo 99 wrote:beowulf, thats no nightmare, thats the bestest dream EVAR
Vert...if one was converse with certain aspects of the act of lovemaking then one would understand that if there was a vagina that could possibly swallow one whole, then the afore-mentioned vagina would be so big as to render it's capability to stimulate the male member as totally useless. I can only assume that either you have a fetish for mutant mackerel, or you're a virgin.

this reminds me of a video I have. it's a small clip where a guy puts his HEAD in the woman's vagina. IM me for the clip. hehehehe.

and DF, thats cool if you don't wanna look at porn, but maybe it's time to see what is actually around you...

woodchip · Post by **woodchip** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 6:19 am

Beowulf wrote: Not like if you look at porn you're going to dream a giant vagina comes out of the sky and swallows you whole.

I had that happen once except I ate it first.

Stupid · Post by **Stupid** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 8:19 pm

Flabby Chick wrote:
Vertigo 99 wrote:beowulf, thats no nightmare, thats the bestest dream EVAR
Vert...if one was converse with certain aspects of the act of lovemaking then one would understand that if there was a vagina that could possibly swallow one whole, then the afore-mentioned vagina would be so big as to render it's capability to stimulate the male member as totally useless. I can only assume that either you have a fetish for mutant mackerel, or you're a virgin.

Or maybe he's a REAL MAN and puts the woman first, and has a fetish for stimulating her desires before his own? Try not to think so selfishly, FC.

Nexus_One · Post by **Nexus_One** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 10:37 pm

I wonder if Ace will actually have the balls to reply to this thread... Well now he will since I called him on it...

Jeff250 · Post by **Jeff250** » Sun Jul 11, 2004 7:01 pm

ROFLMAO!!@ I'M GOIGN TO SHOW THIS TO MY DAD!!1![/acecombat]

Iceman · Post by **Iceman** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 3:38 pm

Nexus_One wrote:I wonder if Ace will actually have the balls to reply to this thread... Well now he will since I called him on it...

I am wondering if Ace has the balls to keep quiet and NOT reply to this thread.

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 4:35 pm

To be honest, I haven't seen him post on here at all for a while now. He might be busy browsing that site 24/7.

Or maybe he's gone back into the witness protection program to hide from the Strays.

Top Wop · Post by **Top Wop** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 8:11 pm

He might have shot himself...

...or at least got a clue.

BUBBALOU · Post by **BUBBALOU** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 8:31 pm

he'll be back in about two weeks I bet! Remember his parents were moving.....

AceCombat · Post by **AceCombat** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 9:06 pm

actually i was up in ohio. i just got back about 1-1/2 hours ago.

very nice.....after being stranded at 2 airports (KCAK & KCLE) for 2 days i needed a serious laugh

Iceman · Post by **Iceman** » Mon Jul 19, 2004 9:44 pm

Iceman wrote:I am wondering if Ace has the balls to keep quiet and NOT reply to this thread.

I guess not