This ain't rock 'n roll :)

TheCops · Post by **TheCops** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 11:15 am

YOU CAN"T TEACH TEH_ROCK YOU WANKERS!!!!!

Beowulf · Post by **Beowulf** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 11:49 am

Oh Em Gee that ain't right.

Its from the soul you friggin soccer moms. Does anyone else see the underlying theme of people getting lazier and lazier all the time? "My kid is too lazy to learn guitar and play on his own and I'm too lazy and stupid to teach him so I'll send him to ROCK CAMP to learn."

Clayman · Post by **Clayman** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 5:26 pm

Yeah, kids these days learn to strum down-tuned power chords and jump off drum sets rather than learn music theory and technique.

Beowulf · Post by **Beowulf** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 6:42 pm

Don't get me wrong, jumping off drum sets and power chords are important...but thats the kind of stuff you do AFTER you learn music

Robo · Post by **Robo** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 1:06 am

Beowulf wrote:friggin soccer moms.

Leave Soccer out of this

HaAGen DaZS · Post by **HaAGen DaZS** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 5:33 am

Robo wrote:
Beowulf wrote:friggin soccer moms.
Leave Soccer out of this

football.
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and to the article- aahahahaha, those guys, learn nothign they couldnt on their, and end up 500 biguns out. dumbasses

snoopy · Post by **snoopy** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 7:03 am

[quote="HaAGen DaZS]and to the article- aahahahaha, those guys, learn nothign they couldnt on their, and end up 500 biguns out. dumbasses[/quote]

Yep- 500 bucks to learn what life will teach you on its own.

Clayman · Post by **Clayman** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 10:15 am

Well, I'm hoping these kids were too stupid to learn it on their own, cause otherwise, yeah, you could learn much by spending that week practicing rather than learning how to twirl a mic stand or light your guitar on fire.

Vertigo 99 · Post by **Vertigo 99** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 11:18 am

I like how all the instructors are from obscure / failed old rockbands.

HaAGen DaZS · Post by **HaAGen DaZS** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 12:30 pm

Clayman wrote:Well, I'm hoping these kids were too stupid to learn it on their own, cause otherwise, yeah, you could learn much by spending that week practicing rather than learning how to twirl a mic stand or light your guitar on fire.

even if they were that musically disobedient, 500 bux could go to a pro muscian for some REAL lessons!

how can you teach jumping off the drums?! and lighting your guitar on fire? 90% of the fun is the experiementations!

spelling sucks.

TheCops · Post by **TheCops** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 2:35 pm

when you are on stage you are supposed to be in a natural state, like free. choreography can be cool in the prince/james brown sense... but rock now a days really seems heartless. this camp is not the solution... it is a contributing factor.