PSA: Deeplight.Net's "Welcome to the internet"

WarAdvocat · Post by **WarAdvocat** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 7:34 am

I just thought this was worth reposting, for the next time some ignoramus thinks he's a cyber tough-guy, or some chucklehead gets the idea that he's gonna yammer at you with no common sense, or some idiot decides to troll/flame/etc without grounds to do so.

http://members.ams.chello.nl/jvane/welcome.htm

My Favorite: 19) If you can't take a joke, immediately sell your computer to someone who can. RIGHT NOW.

I'm not going to name any names, but suprisingly enough (and to his credit), AceCombat is NOT the inspiration for this post.

Warlock · Post by **Warlock** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 9:51 am

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 10:12 am

LMAO @ #3

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 10:26 am

love #17

Lothar · Post by **Lothar** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 12:53 pm

7) We have already received the e-mail you are about to forward to us. Shut up.

(Same goes for the web-page you just posted

)

WarAdvocat · Post by **WarAdvocat** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 1:04 pm

>wince<

Ouch.

XSabre · Post by **XSabre** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 1:15 pm

lol @ #18! heh!

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 12:46 am

12) The internet is made up of thousands of computers, all connected but owned by different people. Learn how to use *your* computer before attempting to connect it to someone else's.

A-f'ing-men!

JMEaT · Post by **JMEaT** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 7:53 am

Has Ace ever read that page?