AceCombat wrote:can i drive?
HA! HA! HA!
For the last 15 years I am the only one who has driven this car. Even the bodyshop had to push it around to work on it. My wife has never once in the entire 8 years I have known her even bothered to ask that question!
Actually I take that back, one person has driven it... I had the car hooked up to an engine analyzer at the local Goodyear Dealership to check it out after I had finished rebuilding the motor. When I entered the place, I made the manager write down on the work order that the car was not to be driven at all (primarily because I had yet to have a mechanic double check all of my suspension work) Well, everything was fine, and the test was going well... Then I heard my car haul ass down the side street!
I looked over, and sure enough, the car was no longer in the tester bay. I grabbed the manager and asked WTF??? He said he didn't know, so I grabbed the phone and dialed up the police to report a stolen car.
The guy was gone for over 45 minutes, and the police had arrived, and were taking statements when he pulled up in my car. I immediately noticed that the hood was sitting funny... Turns out that knucklehead didn't secure the hood, and it flew up on him at 60 or 70MPH! Well, the hood was trashed, the passenger hood hinge was torn from the firewall, and the hood obviously no longer closed properly!
After the manager fired him on the spot, he was arrested for GTA (He got probation and had to fork over some repair cash)
The Goodyear dealership also provided a full set of tires, and $500.00 for my trouble.
So now whenever someone asks, I have to reply...
NOBODY DRIVES MY CAR!!!"
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