There are some who call me .....Tim?

Duper · Post by **Duper** » Fri Jul 23, 2004 12:34 am

with all the bunnies and THAT kinda stuff floating around, I happened upon this. My favorite dialogue:

[King Arthur music]
[clop clop clop]
[music stops]
[boom]

KNIGHTS:
Eh. Oh. See it? Oh. Oh.
ARTHUR:
Knights! Forward!
[boom boom boom boom boom]

[squeak]
[boom boom boom boom]
What manner of man are you that can summon up fire without flint or tinder?
TIM:
I... am an enchanter.
ARTHUR:
By what name are you known?
TIM:
There are some who call me... 'Tim'?
ARTHUR:
Greetings, Tim the Enchanter.
TIM:
Greetings, King Arthur!
ARTHUR:
You know my name?
TIM:
I do.
[zoosh]
You seek the Holy Grail!
ARTHUR:
That is our quest. You know much that is hidden, O Tim.
TIM:
Quite.

[pweeng boom]
[clap clap clap]
ROBIN:
Oh.
ARTHUR:
Yes, we're-- we're looking for the Holy Grail. Our quest is to find the Holy Grail.
KNIGHTS:
Yeah. Yes. It is. It is. Yeah. Yup. Yup. Hm. Mm.
ARTHUR:
And so, we're-- we're-- we're looking for it.
BEDEVERE:
Yes, we are.
GALAHAD:
Yeah.
ROBIN:
We are. We are.
BEDEVERE:
We have been for some time.
ROBIN:
Ages.
BEDEVERE:
Umhm.
ARTHUR:
Uh-- uh, so, uh, anything that you could do to, uh-- to help... would be... very... helpful.
GALAHAD:
Look, can you tell us where--
[boom]
ARTHUR:
Fine. Um, I don't want to waste any more of your time, but, uh, I don't suppose you could, uh, tell us where we might find a, um-- find a, uh-- a, um-- a, uh--

TIM:
A what...?
ARTHUR:
A g-- a-- a g-- a g-- a-- a g--
TIM:
A grail?!
ARTHUR:
Yes. I think so.
ROBIN:
Y-- y-- yes.
ARTHUR:
Yes.
GALAHAD:
Yup.
KNIGHTS:
That's it...
TIM:
Yes!
ROBIN:
Oh.
ARTHUR:
Oh. Thank you.
ROBIN:
Ahh.
GALAHAD:
Oh. Fine.
ARTHUR:
Thank you.
ROBIN:
Splendid.
KNIGHTS:
Aah...
[boom pweeng boom boom]

ARTHUR:
Look, um, you're a busy man, uh--
TIM:
Yes, I can help you find the Holy Grail.
KNIGHTS:
Oh, thank you. Oh...
TIM:
To the north there lies a cave-- the cave of Caerbannog-- wherein, carved in mystic runes upon the very living rock, the last words of Olfin Bedwere of Rheged...
[boom]
...make plain the last resting place of the most Holy Grail.
ARTHUR:
Where could we find this cave, O Tim?
TIM:
Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.
ARTHUR:
What an eccentric performance.

Actually, Lothar provided the link for this site.

TigerRaptor · Post by **TigerRaptor** » Fri Jul 23, 2004 1:03 am

Hi Tim.

Mr. Perfect · Post by **Mr. Perfect** » Fri Jul 23, 2004 1:26 am

Monty Python and the Holy Grail rocks. I think I'll have to watch that again...

Sage · Post by **Sage** » Fri Jul 23, 2004 2:14 pm

Yeh I'm going to have to get that from netflix.

Robo · Post by **Robo** » Fri Jul 23, 2004 2:26 pm

You sir, are a giant... crab...

suicide eddie · Post by **suicide eddie** » Fri Jul 23, 2004 3:18 pm

.....Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.....Thunderbunnay?......

Richard Cranium · Post by **Richard Cranium** » Fri Jul 23, 2004 3:35 pm

That rabbit is dynamite

Mr. Perfect · Post by **Mr. Perfect** » Fri Jul 23, 2004 9:29 pm

Untill you dynamite the rabbit.

Duper · Post by **Duper** » Fri Jul 23, 2004 10:21 pm

Die esu Domine ... bona aise requiem ....... *whap!*

Ford Prefect · Post by **Ford Prefect** » Fri Jul 23, 2004 11:02 pm

PEASANT: Actually we live in an anarcho-syclastic commune where we each take it in turn to be a kind of leader but who's decisions must be ratified in a bi-weekly meeting by a simple majority in the case of purely domestic maters but by a two thirds majority in the case of external matters.
KING ARTHUR: Shut up.

HaAGen DaZS · Post by **HaAGen DaZS** » Sun Jul 25, 2004 12:12 am

bring out ye'r dead! *clank*

ona kinda related story, my GF's mum bought a new all black Hondo Accord estate - looks great, sure, but, it does look like a modern herse. before i was chased by her mum I was syaing she should get a pot and a spoon and scream "bring out your dead!" and roll along the streets...

Richard Cranium · Post by **Richard Cranium** » Sun Jul 25, 2004 12:39 am

HaAGen DaZS wrote:bring out ye'r dead! *clank*

ona kinda related story, my GF's mum bought a new all black Hondo Accord estate - looks great, sure, but, it does look like a modern herse. before i was chased by her mum I was syaing she should get a pot and a spoon and scream "bring out your dead!" and roll along the streets...

And how did she take that?

Lobber · Post by **Lobber** » Sun Jul 25, 2004 9:57 am

no no, "clank" is entirely the wrong sound

That sounds like closing the lid on a metal box, or on the hood of a car....

the proper sound effect would be: CLANG!

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Sun Jul 25, 2004 12:58 pm

"What is your favorite color?" - Troll
"Blue! No....yellow! Ahhhh--" - Some dude
*Dude flies over the side and down into the ravine*

Robo · Post by **Robo** » Sun Jul 25, 2004 1:09 pm

Wouldn't it be tink tink?

Mobius · Post by **Mobius** » Sun Jul 25, 2004 1:54 pm

ATTACK ATTACK....

RUN AWAY!! RUN AWAY!!

hehe.

Duper · Post by **Duper** » Sun Jul 25, 2004 2:49 pm

MD-2389 wrote:"What is your favorite color?" - Troll
"Blue! No....yellow! Ahhhh--" - Some dude
*Dude flies over the side and down into the ravine*

no no no...

he isn't a troll .. he's the " old man from scene 24!" (I think that's the scene number

)

Ford Prefect · Post by **Ford Prefect** » Sun Jul 25, 2004 3:56 pm

At one time I owned the shooting script for the movie. It was called Monty Python and the Holy Grail Big Red Book. The ending was written quite different from what was used in the movie. In the script King Arthur and the Knights, aided by God, steal the grail from a church. They escape in a VW mini van pursued by bishops in an armoured car. They flee toward the sea and end up driving down a dock at full tilt. The knights are aghast but God says "Don't worry I'll part this lot". They drive off the end of the dock and the van crashes into the water. The van slowly sinks, run credits.
Can't imagine why they changed it.

suicide eddie · Post by **suicide eddie** » Sun Jul 25, 2004 4:53 pm

i think they ran out of magazine clippings for the animations.

......................................................
happyness is a new scrubbery with little white fencing

Duper · Post by **Duper** » Wed Jul 28, 2004 10:23 pm

suicide eddie wrote:happyness is a new scrubbery with little white fencing

...with a path running thru it.

roid · Post by **roid** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 4:00 am

a path! a path!