You may be a troll if...
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Jon the Great
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..And the Scoreboard says:
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MD-2389: 00 Topher: 01
MD-2389: 00 Topher: 01
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Lothar
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you might be a troll if...
... you find a year-old thread by a person who's no longer on the board, and post an argument and demand a response from them within 24 hours. When they don't show, you taunt them because they "can't handle you" and "were afraid to step up to the challenge".
... you post about evolution in a thread about politics. And in a thread about a LAN party. And in a thread about religion. And in a thread about spawnkilling. And in a thread about screwdrivers. And you accuse anyone who doesn't respond of "dodging".
... everyone else on the board has created a cut-and-paste response for whenever you post, and it's always relevant.
... you're playing Nethack. You show up as a "T".
... you find a year-old thread by a person who's no longer on the board, and post an argument and demand a response from them within 24 hours. When they don't show, you taunt them because they "can't handle you" and "were afraid to step up to the challenge".
... you post about evolution in a thread about politics. And in a thread about a LAN party. And in a thread about religion. And in a thread about spawnkilling. And in a thread about screwdrivers. And you accuse anyone who doesn't respond of "dodging".
... everyone else on the board has created a cut-and-paste response for whenever you post, and it's always relevant.
... you're playing Nethack. You show up as a "T".
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BUBBALOU
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I thought that for a moment too! WE will never see a photo of that so called girl and MRNexus_One wrote:i don't get it, i thought this was a Hanna thread
togther eva!Unless he learns Photoshop
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You may be a troll if...
You post a picture of yourself on a BB wearing a leather jacket, sunglass, holding a shotgun. Meanwhile both your wrists are as limp as noodles. Right below you hugging your dogs
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Lothar
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you may be a troll if...
... you follow AceCombat around and ask about Hanna, Kittens, the Air Force, etc. every time he posts anything, no matter how unrelated or off-topic it may be
... you can't wake up in the morning until you've had that first cup of coffee and posted that first anti-(political party or religion of choice) rant
... you create a new avatar specifically designed to bother a particular person or group (such as "birds loves colors", or Gav's "sexy boi" avatar)
... you register for a religious board, and try to find out when the admin's church / temple / tabernacle / mosque services are. You attempt to post one post in every thread in the history of the board during that time
... you don't actually read the responses to you, you just skim them looking for phrases you can rip out of context and respond angrily to
... you post "Go Avalanche" on a Red Wings board, "Go Yankees" on a BoSox board, "Go Cowboys" on a Redskins board, or "Go Lakers" on any non-Lakers board. Bonus points if your thread contains an argument as to why your team will completely dominate the other team. Double bonus points if your team backs it up.
... you follow AceCombat around and ask about Hanna, Kittens, the Air Force, etc. every time he posts anything, no matter how unrelated or off-topic it may be
... you can't wake up in the morning until you've had that first cup of coffee and posted that first anti-(political party or religion of choice) rant
... you create a new avatar specifically designed to bother a particular person or group (such as "birds loves colors", or Gav's "sexy boi" avatar)
... you register for a religious board, and try to find out when the admin's church / temple / tabernacle / mosque services are. You attempt to post one post in every thread in the history of the board during that time
... you don't actually read the responses to you, you just skim them looking for phrases you can rip out of context and respond angrily to
... you post "Go Avalanche" on a Red Wings board, "Go Yankees" on a BoSox board, "Go Cowboys" on a Redskins board, or "Go Lakers" on any non-Lakers board. Bonus points if your thread contains an argument as to why your team will completely dominate the other team. Double bonus points if your team backs it up.
I think Lothar managed to implicate everyone on the board by now...Lothar wrote:you may be a troll if...
... you follow AceCombat around and ask about Hanna, Kittens, the Air Force, etc. every time he posts anything, no matter how unrelated or off-topic it may be
... you can't wake up in the morning until you've had that first cup of coffee and posted that first anti-(political party or religion of choice) rant
... you create a new avatar specifically designed to bother a particular person or group (such as "birds loves colors", or Gav's "sexy boi" avatar)
... you register for a religious board, and try to find out when the admin's church / temple / tabernacle / mosque services are. You attempt to post one post in every thread in the history of the board during that time
... you don't actually read the responses to you, you just skim them looking for phrases you can rip out of context and respond angrily to
... you post "Go Avalanche" on a Red Wings board, "Go Yankees" on a BoSox board, "Go Cowboys" on a Redskins board, or "Go Lakers" on any non-Lakers board. Bonus points if your thread contains an argument as to why your team will completely dominate the other team. Double bonus points if your team backs it up.
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Jon the Great
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