drunk ramblings...

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 12:44 am

wow.. i'm trashed.. need another beer...

wierd ★■◆● this drunk being...

i feel heavy and light.. like a balancing act.

i can't even type right.

some foruns turned gay.

i need another beer.

SolidAir · Post by **SolidAir** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 12:50 am

not enough typos

you got a few more beers to go son!

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 12:57 am

irt took me five minutes to conpose that ★■◆●...''abd this one.. godaamn i can't yype stiahgt

★■◆● it'..

iu got nbo gonddaamn tolernace,.,.

SilverFJ · Post by **SilverFJ** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 1:02 am

Have lots of fun!! Let's see what our contestant Ferno will get tomarrow morning:

Behind door #1!
An amazing hangover that will drag on all afternoon! You'll be astounded by the intensity of the headache, nausea, and lack of the will to live!

Behind door #2!
A coroded liver! Hooray! There's nothing like errant scar tissue getting in the way of bodily funtions, such as being able to properly pass urine!

& finaly door #3!
An enourmous fat woman, snuggling up next to you and resting on your arm in the early cracking dawn. You don't know her name and you can hardly stand the smell, but you're sure you can chew your arm off like a wolf in a trap.

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 1:04 am

hahahahahha..

go silverfjs!

ok io'm gonna paxs oput now..

SilverFJ · Post by **SilverFJ** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 1:10 am

Don't let door #3 hit you on the way out.

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 1:11 am

i do the bar ★■◆● on satureday...

Lothar · Post by **Lothar** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 1:13 am

In light of Ferno's last (edit: the "pass out") post:

behind door #4!
An imprint of a keyboard on your forehead! YAY! The amazing shape of a spacebar just above your eyebrows, and the nice square pattern formed by the hjkl;'bnm,./ keys will really impress the ladies!

(OK, I admit it, SilverFJ has me beat by a mile here.)

SilverFJ · Post by **SilverFJ** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 1:16 am

That's okay. My incredible speed is known to everyone, most unfortunately those ladies, Lothar.

TheCops · Post by **TheCops** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 12:07 pm

this weekend i am taking a break from the ladies. i don't think you believe me anyway, you shouldn't, you don't know me and this is the internet.

but i got a new haircut and have started with stoli and ocean spray cranberry juice at 1 in the afternoon.

my plan is to get totally faded and continue posting in this thread until i fall asleep... hopefully, by tomorrow night jennifer will come over with some kronik and i can add even more delusion to the confusion.

1:18pm saturday

TheCops · Post by **TheCops** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 2:34 pm

hello.
life with alcohol at 1 pm has it's side effects. while i don't promise the future like some ecstasy head... i sure can get my loner on.

i helped my neighbor get a broken off key from his lock.... apparently his hot girlfriend was an idiot and forced the wrong key... (i'm trying to figure a way to have sex with her and not get beat up ---quite complex).

so i'll check ya again in a few hours.

july 31, 3:43pm

Jeff250 · Post by **Jeff250** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 6:02 pm

I never really understood the appeal of drinking "with" the DBB.

STRESSTEST · Post by **STRESSTEST** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 6:07 pm

rofl... it's drinking with everyone here me thinks

Lothar · Post by **Lothar** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 6:30 pm

there are drinking threads on other boards I sometimes read, and I don't get those, either... I mean, it's funny to the sober people, but I'm not sure what the drunk ones get out of it. Aside from getting drunk, of course.

Anyone care to enlighten us?

TheCops · Post by **TheCops** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 6:40 pm

7:48pm
mi-ky arrived...

trying to get her drunk and write this without getting caught.

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 7:01 pm

it's now the next day and i woke up fine.

i don't get hangovers. at all. woot

Dedman · Post by **Dedman** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 7:14 pm

Boy I sure do. That's why I never really drank much in my "wild" teenage-post highschool years. I preferred other substances.

SolidAir · Post by **SolidAir** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 9:25 pm

ferno: you dont get hangovers when you keep drinkin you FLIPPIN ALCOHOLIC

TheCops · Post by **TheCops** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 9:27 pm

10:36pm

mi-ky was a stupid idiot that i never want to talk to again.

i asked her to leave, she wouldn’t... I asked 50 times she wouldn’t... I warned that I would dial 911 if she would not leave.... she didn’t. then in front of her I dialed 911 and gave them the details… right down to the clothing she was wearing.

Then she left… and then the cops came... they were really nice to me... i said "it's hard dealing with bad dates." and the female cop did the voice from "raiders of the lost ark" ... "bad dates" and we laughed.

first time in my life i had a woman removed from my life with my tax money… and i thank them.

it's really a shame because we were so good in bed together. and this is totally a true story, it’s in the minneapolis police department 911 records…. i sure pick em good .lol
first time in my life i had a woman removed from my life with my tax money.

it's really a shame because we were so good in bed together.
lol

TheCops · Post by **TheCops** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 9:37 pm

....and why are my sentences repeating?

Bonz · Post by **Bonz** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 10:38 pm

one to many maybe

s. · Post by s. » Sat Jul 31, 2004 10:48 pm

Or he has fond memories of her in bed

way to go meat

scrode

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 12:10 am

hahahaha @ solidair.

you know that ain't true

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 1:19 am

Dammit, its two am and after reading this I feel like drinking, but the liquor store is closed!

Palzon · Post by **Palzon** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 3:16 pm

wait, you had sex with her and then you wanted her to leave? you cad.

after the act its time to bite the bullet and be a good host unless she was harming/threatening life, limb, or property. hose her down and then ask her to leave just for being stupid? didn't you know she was stupid when she came home to have sex with you in the first place?

Arol · Post by **Arol** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 3:49 pm

SKÃ?L!!!

Ympakt · Post by **Ympakt** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 5:39 pm

Awful quiet now, TehCoppz musta passed out!

Either that or his flavor of the week came back and beat him up

. See you on "Cops", cops! Now it's my turn; been working my @$$ off for the last 3 days, I only have tonight to drink before I go back to work and be away for another 3 days. D@mmit, where's the gin?

TheCops · Post by **TheCops** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 6:27 pm

clowns.
i was having mi-ky for the last month... a lot. we got really good... like the olympic rowing team and shizz. but she tripped and would not leave and she failed the test, i'll drop anyone if they are stupid.... that's the way it is.

right now jennifer is snoring in my bed.... she is my number 1 gal pal. we don't have sex... we smoke weed and drink and listen to the pixies. i have to admit she looks really good in her dark blue silk panties. but i won't... she is my gal pal and i'm gonna keep it that way.

i'll check back when the weed is burning.

7:35pm central

SolidAir · Post by **SolidAir** » Mon Aug 02, 2004 1:41 am

now 'im drunk
i came up with a hakiu.. what to see it?

aphex twin rules me
odd beats and twisted basslines
industrial life

its sh*t host imo

Beowulf · Post by **Beowulf** » Mon Aug 02, 2004 1:14 pm

When I drink or smoke I end up writing bad poetry

Sage · Post by **Sage** » Mon Aug 02, 2004 3:10 pm

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HaAGen DaZS · Post by **HaAGen DaZS** » Mon Aug 02, 2004 4:21 pm

Sage wrote:damn aiom drunlk 2! i **** belweoasid how hgud thisndas nmfeleeeellllsssss........... pahsohohhhhhh ****hn sandknnnasd., /.,a

and thus, "D4" was created!

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