Wedding Revenge

Testiculese · Post by **Testiculese** » Fri Aug 06, 2004 9:03 am

Here is a story about a wedding that took place at Clemson University.

This was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage at the microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and groom's families for coming and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a fabulous reception.

To thank everyone for coming and bringing gifts and everything, he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift from just him. So, taped to the bottom of everyone's chair was a manila envelope, including the wedding party. He said that this was his gift to everyone, and told everyone to open the envelopes.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 picture of his best man having sex with the bride. He had gotten suspicious of the two of them and hired a private detective to trail them weeks prior to the wedding.

After he stood there and watched the people's reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said "Screw you," he turned to the bride and said "Screw you," and then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm out of here." He had the marriage annulled first thing that Monday morning.

Tricord · Post by **Tricord** » Fri Aug 06, 2004 9:08 am

If he knew about it in advance, why even getting wedded in the first place? Anyway...

Testiculese · Post by **Testiculese** » Fri Aug 06, 2004 9:12 am

His revenge?

Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for 300 guests at the wedding and reception, letting everyone know exactly what did happen, and, best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of all of their friends, their entire families, i.e. their parents, brothers, sisters, grandparents, nieces and nephews, etc.

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Fri Aug 06, 2004 9:39 am

*yawn*

pipsqueak10 · Post by **pipsqueak10** » Fri Aug 06, 2004 10:03 am

Yeah, heard this one a long long time ago.

Hattrick · Post by **Hattrick** » Fri Aug 06, 2004 10:24 am

hah!
Interestingly enough This was one of the "suburban myths" talked about in an article from my favorite men's magazine back around 1997.In that version the bride pasted pics of the maid of honor and the groom on the bottom of the dinner plates at the reception dinner.
I'll thumb through my collection and see if i can find the issue.

Scratch · Post by **Scratch** » Fri Aug 06, 2004 10:44 am

I still found it funny.