Armstrong stripped of #6?

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Armstrong stripped of #6?

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CNN is reporting that Lance Armstrong may be stripped of his 6th Tour de France title. In a random check for banned substances, 3 were found in Armstrong's hotel room. The 3 substances banned by the French that were found in his hotel room were as follows:

(1) Toothpaste
(2) Deodorant
(3) Soap

The French officials also found several other items which they had never seen before, including testicles and a backbone...
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lol
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Auchh!!! :lol:
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Post by s. »

that should read, "testicle' not "testicles"
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Oh man that was lame and cheap :lol:
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haha
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Post by Dedman »

I read the thread title and my heart almost stopped. Don't do things like that.

Very funny BTW.
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lol
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Heh :lol:
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Post by Iceman »

Why didn't they list the toilet paper?
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Post by CUDA »

heh, your wrong about the testicles, Armstrong had them removed. something to do with a little thing called testicular cancer :P unless he had them replaced with brass ones :oops:
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Post by Dedman »

He only lost one. That is why he is so fast, he's more aerodynamic.
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Post by woodchip »

The french maid was offended when she found american true grit in the room and didn't know how to handle it.
The harder she tried to remove it, the more resiliant it became.
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woodchip wrote:The french maid was offended when she found american true grit in the room and didn't know how to handle it.
The harder she tried to remove it, the more resiliant it became.
then she used some 409 to get rid of the chessy graphic of the eagle with the tear in its eye and the lee greenwood song that doesnt truly represent what an "american" is... not a symbol, but a human being.

nationalism is so corny.
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Post by Nightshade »

Yeah. A "true american" to Cops is a pot-smoking hippie hugging a tree after having fire-bombed an SUV dealership. :)
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lol
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