THE CHRONICLES OF INGUS

Infamous Ingus · Post by **Infamous Ingus** » Sat Aug 14, 2004 7:43 pm

Since C.S.I has spinoffs, it is time for Ingus to explore a new galaxy. A galaxy to reek some freekin havoc.

So heres a little promo of the ingus chronicles in Unreal Tournament 2004. Heh!

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information. No advertising/spamming/flooding/warez talk/other lame behaviour allowed. Speak English only.
<VICIOUS> This is so boring siting here
<YogerT> Kill_em_all the map is in your cache folder
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<VICIOUS> what do u guys find fun?
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<[8]Ferno> INGUS!
<VICIOUS> HONEST TO GOD: is everyone here geeks?
<Ingus> hi
<[8]Ferno> depends on your definition of geek
<Philip> there is only one definition
<[8]Ferno> and that would be...
<VICIOUS> and...
<Ingus> Good evening everyone. I am so proud to own a brand new copy of Unreal Tournament Two Thousand and Four for my personal computer
<VICIOUS> yes....
<Philip> A person regarded as foolish, inept, or clumsy.
<Philip> A person who is single-minded or accomplished in scientific or technical pursuits but is felt to be socially inept.
<Ingus> hello vicious
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<Ingus> we meet at last
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<Philip> A carnival performer whose show consists of bizarre acts, such as biting the head off a live chicken.
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<[8]Ferno> then you should see my act
<VICIOUS> ha
<VICIOUS> ingus: ur crazy
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<Ingus> sir, vicious, are you an unreal veteran?
<Philip> who wants to play ut
<Kill_em_all> ok I found the cache folder but how do I make a map out of that file?
<Ingus> if so i must bow
<VICIOUS> what do u mean
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<Tess> nite
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<VICIOUS> ha
<Ingus> are you a veteran, the guys that jump around constantly like fackin popcorns
<[8]Ferno> i'm up to biting two chickenheads off at the same time now
<[8]Ferno> maybe i can do three
<Ingus> passing out headshots every shot
<[8]Ferno> FPS dave
<VICIOUS> yes
<Ingus> because ingus seeks guidance from one such as yourself
<[8]Ferno> lol
<VICIOUS> but not any longer
<Kill_em_all> philip how do I use those files as a map?
<Ingus> for right now, ingus is cruising with denzel washington on training day
<VICIOUS> i have dial up now
<VICIOUS> i am stuck in the chatrooms
<Ingus> Well so do i
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<Ingus> AOL 56k of american muscle baby
<Philip> www.rfhq.com go to ut200X hq. then scroll down. ut2004 HQ. and download GU Cache cleaner
<Philip> it sorts it out for u
<VICIOUS> u have dial up
<Ingus> oh yes of course
<Ingus> American Online
<VICIOUS> its unplayable
<Ingus> its the only way to fly
<VICIOUS> on this ★■◆●
<Ingus> you must believe
<VICIOUS> i have bellsout
<VICIOUS> south
<[8]Ferno> my room sounds like a club
<VICIOUS> I was waisting all my money on games
<Ingus> it gives me confidence in battle
<VICIOUS> had to switch to @5 a month inernet
<Ingus> and seeing that im trained in the great ninja arts that helps as well
<VICIOUS> hahahah
<VICIOUS> lol
<[8]Ferno> i got two twelves in a sealed bix and they're at 11, crying for mommy!
<Ingus> Ingus applies the "Art of War" to his game
<VICIOUS> batosai
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<Ingus> The art of war is a valuable tool to Ingus's arsenal
<VICIOUS> if there were swords in this game...i would use them instead of primative projectile weapons...
<[8]Ferno> i should read that
<Ingus> well my friend primative is walking on the ground
<VICIOUS> yes
<VICIOUS> Morpheus3
<VICIOUS> with swords
<Ingus> ingus gets annoyed as every game he installs, it's the same guy holding a gun that pokes out the right side of your screen
<VICIOUS> mu a ha ha
<Ingus> that is so uncivilized
<VICIOUS> haha
<VICIOUS> single person shooter games get kind of old...
<VICIOUS> huh?
<Ingus> ingus prefers a much more strategic approach
<[8]Ferno> boom boom boom
<VICIOUS> first
<VICIOUS> person shooter
<VICIOUS> strategy is what its all about
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<[IG]Sequi> omg
<[IG]Sequi> wtf
<[8]Ferno> this game has strategy? holy ★■◆●!
<[IG]Sequi> isnt that illegal
<VICIOUS> who r u ingus?
<[8]Ferno> haha
<VICIOUS> really
<[8]Ferno> he be ingus
<Ingus> Lord Gregory Ingus, the First
<[8]Ferno> he
<[8]Ferno> is like the wind baby!
<VICIOUS> maybe
<VICIOUS> when i'm around
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<Ingus> and as ingus travels in his "STARSHIP", he took a wrong turn and ended up.............Here
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<VICIOUS> swords r better than guns
<Ingus> ships are better than boots
<VICIOUS> did anyone else see avp?
<VICIOUS> ?
<VICIOUS> alien verses predator
<Ingus> apparently no. Have you, Sir Vicious?
<VICIOUS> anyone see it
<VICIOUS> ?
<VICIOUS> yes
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<Ingus> is it worth ingus's bucks?
<VICIOUS> yes yes yes
<VICIOUS> definitly
<Ingus> well then Ingus shall venture to the theaters to do battle with both Alien and Predator
<VICIOUS> i went to go see it while a hurricane was passing through
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<VICIOUS> hahahaha
<Ingus> they will be no match
<VICIOUS> for u
<VICIOUS> u crack me up
<Ingus> of course for ingus
<VICIOUS> like some batosai
<Ingus> ingus has the power of 10 gods rolled into a pinto bean can
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<VICIOUS> some mid evil warrior
<VICIOUS> HAHAHAHAHAHA
<VICIOUS> WHERE DO U GET THIS FROM!!!???
<Ingus> he would ingusificate each creature in the GREAT NINJA WAY
<Ingus> there will be no escape
<VICIOUS> who do u root for ingus? alien or predator?
<Ingus> Ingus's ship is now orbiting the planet unreal
<VICIOUS> ?
<VICIOUS> alien or predator?
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<VICIOUS> who side u take?
<Ingus> and when dooms day arrives he will OBLITERATE every single player in unreal tournament, including the guns, and the bots
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<VICIOUS> ....
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<Ingus> there will be no escape
<VICIOUS> is ingus still with us?
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<Ingus> oooooo! Buffy the vampire slayer is on!
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<VICIOUS> ha
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<VICIOUS> i will still be dealing headshots
<[8]Ferno> man.. my nuts are sweatin and they're makin this funky smell
<VICIOUS> ha

TO BE CONTINUED.......

kurupt · Post by **kurupt** » Sat Aug 14, 2004 7:53 pm

i knew that was ferno i smelled on the drive to work this morning...

Zero! · Post by **Zero!** » Sat Aug 14, 2004 7:54 pm

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Sat Aug 14, 2004 8:17 pm

I was being rather tame in there.

Sergeant Thorne · Post by **Sergeant Thorne** » Sat Aug 14, 2004 10:24 pm

VICIOUS wrote:<VICIOUS> WHERE DO U GET THIS FROM!!!???

LOL!

I must admit, the same question has crossed my mind once or twice.

Ingus, your sense of humor cracks me up. You've got class.

May the UT hordes fall before the 3rd-person!

Mr. Perfect · Post by **Mr. Perfect** » Sat Aug 14, 2004 10:57 pm

Lol at the Pinto Bean Can.

Vertigo 99 · Post by **Vertigo 99** » Sat Aug 14, 2004 11:05 pm

"he's ba-ack"

woodchip · Post by **woodchip** » Sun Aug 15, 2004 8:20 am

From pinto beans, to Ferno, to air...so goes Ingus.

Vlider · Post by **Vlider** » Mon Aug 16, 2004 6:50 pm

As Ingus continues his training to become the first unreal Sithlord, he made a quick stop to unreal chat to meet more people.

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<{WR}blackhelldragon> no
<unreal> yah where it at
<[dbm]Van_Hazen> hello Ingus
<[dbm]Van_Hazen> where what at?
<Ingus> Ingus apologizes for not appearing yesterday
<[dbm]Van_Hazen> its ok Ingus.
<Ingus> he was busy tending to busy things
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<[dbm]Van_Hazen> i like how you talk about yourself via 3rd person
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<Ingus> what is 3rd person?
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<[dbm]Van_Hazen> holy ★■◆●
<[dbm]Van_Hazen> you musta not been 2 nglish class
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<{WR}blackhelldragon> lol
<[dbm]Van_Hazen> (no offense)
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<Ingus> neither have you
<[dbm]Van_Hazen> its like
<Ingus> nglish is pronounced
<MasterShogun> i am here
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<Ingus> "english"
<[dbm]Van_Hazen> when you talk about urself
<[dbm]Van_Hazen> like someone elsewould
<[SCB]Turbidity> ingus - where the camera is behind you instead of in the eyes of the character
<[dbm]Van_Hazen> thats my typing skills
<Ingus> Ingus isnt talking about himself
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<[SCB]Turbidity> exactly!
<[dbm]Van_Hazen> ?!?!
<[AS]MasterShogun> Turb hey
<[SCB]Turbidity> hey
<[AS]MasterShogun> school yummy
<[SCB]Turbidity> meh.
<[AS]MasterShogun> i got to reserch Job ideas
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<{WR}blackhelldragon> school sucks i hate it

<[dbm]Van_Hazen> same here
<[dbm]Van_Hazen> wait
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<[dbm]Van_Hazen> i havent gone back yet
<[dbm]Van_Hazen>

<Ingus> Ingus obliterated several players today, in the great ninja way
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<[AS]MasterShogun> Florida Highway Patrol oh yes
<{WR}blackhelldragon> lucky
<[dbm]Van_Hazen> i still dont know why i go back on a thursday
<Ingus> they could not withstand the might of ingus
<[AS]MasterShogun> brb
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<[ArCh]Zero> brb
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<Ingus> greetings Larry
<Ingus> Ingus has been expecting you
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<Ingus> we have a great a many things to discuss
<BaDLarrY> o_0
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<Ingus> Ingus must ask you, when did you go bad and why?
<[AS]MasterShogun> Hello Ingus
<Ingus> greetings shogun
<Ingus> Ingus will have you know he is a ninja master
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<[AS]MasterShogun> I am glad you are here
<[AS]MasterShogun> Shogun will have you know you obey him
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<[AS]MasterShogun>

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<Ingus> goodness
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<Ingus> ninjas are far more elite than samurai
<{oda}demon_lord> WHAT DOES AS STAND 4 SHOGUN
<UTServ> Please try not to abuse caps {oda}demon_lord.
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<[IG-t]Maniac> alohahoi
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<[AS]MasterShogun> ninjas are dishonoerd Samurai and im not getting into it with some silly kid
<[IG-t]Maniac> hello superman
<{aWc}D> Any-one who wants to join a ut2k4.dm.tdm clan, join channel #aWc, there you will be recruited.
<[AS]MasterShogun> Lord AS is Astley Shogunate
<Ingus> You are gravely mistaken, Shogun
<[AS]MasterShogun> and you are an Idiot
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<[dbm]Van_Hazen> i honorShogun
<{oda}demon_lord> OK
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<[ArCh]Angel> since no one needs me ima go play
<[dbm]Van_Hazen> Shogun is an honorale man
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<[DS]Raptor_Rage> ^_#<O>,_,<O>#_^

<Ingus> a ninja warrior such as ingus is far more superior than a shogun
<[AS]MasterShogun> i will no longer speak to you Ingus
<indoizm> master server down again ?
<[dbm]Van_Hazen> ingus is a ★■◆●.
<indoizm> geez
<Ingus> as you wish
<[AS]MasterShogun> So whats oing on in here guys?
<[IG]Superman> sup
<Ingus> suit yourself
<[ArCh]Angel> <--Teh Awayness
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<[AS]MasterShogun> Going*
<Ingus> however if you dare speak to ingus again, you will be oblierated in the Great Ninja Way
<[dbm]Van_Hazen> obliterate me
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<Ingus> no thanks
<[AS]MasterShogun> your a Baka Ingus
<[AS]MasterShogun> nothing more
<[DS]Raptor_Rage> '^'_#<^>,_,<^>#_'^'
<Ingus> Ingus saves his arsenal for someone worthy
<[AS]MasterShogun> Raptor you were told lol
<Ingus> Ingus can obliterate anyone in the land of unreal
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<[dbm]Van_Hazen> oblitereate
<[DS]Raptor_Rage> I know srr its habbit forming
<Disturbedo_0> Hello
<[DS]Raptor_Rage> lloll
<[AS]MasterShogun> your faces are awsome Raptor
<Ingus> listen carefully Van Hazen
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<Ingus> you are a "Ground Pounder"
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<Ingus> do you know what that is?
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<[dbm]Van_Hazen> yes.
<Leap_Of_Fate> hey everybody
<[AS]MasterShogun> careful Van hes a vicious 12 yr old
<[AS]MasterShogun> hi
<[dbm]Van_Hazen> LOL
<Ingus> explain, because ingus has another meaning
<[DS]Raptor_Rage> ty '^'_#<^>\,_,/<O>#
<[dbm]Van_Hazen> im vicious 14 yr old
<[AS]MasterShogun> Excelent
<[dbm]Van_Hazen> damn it
<[AS]MasterShogun> im sorry did i say vicious i ment Ignorant Brat
<Ingus> pour Shogun, Ingus understands that this game harbors kids 12 years of age
<[AS]MasterShogun> but enough of that
<[dbm]Van_Hazen> his 12 yr old l33tness is 2 much for me
<[dbm]Van_Hazen> AHHHH!!!
<[dbm]Van_Hazen> help !
<[AS]MasterShogun> lol
<Ingus> however, ingus isnt a 12 year old
<[AS]MasterShogun> what?
<[AS]MasterShogun> what Van?
<Ingus> he exist beyond time
<[dbm]Van_Hazen> Ingus attacked !
<[dbm]Van_Hazen> with his supperior typing !i
<Ingus> now again, ingus must ask, What is your meaning for the term "Ground Pounder"?
<[dbm]Van_Hazen> mine?
<[dbm]Van_Hazen> it is
<[AS]MasterShogun> Ingus is a feeble AOL user
<Ingus> because ingus's meaning is far more accurate , yet he is willing to be amused now SPEAK to Ingus
<[dbm]Van_Hazen> me whipping your ass, oin your turf.
<[SCB]Turbidity> buuurrrrnnnnn
<[AS]MasterShogun> lol
<Ingus> so that's what a Ground Pounder is?
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<[AS]MasterShogun> Turb you have to see this doofus Ingus
<[dbm]Van_Hazen> ill whip ur ass boy
<[AS]MasterShogun> some AOL kid
<[dbm]Van_Hazen> back the ★■◆● down and pay your dues.
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<[SCB]Turbidity> Turb has been watching.
<[AS]MasterShogun> chatting here threw Newyork
<[IG-t]Maniac> lol
<Ingus> is that your final statement?
<[dbm]Van_Hazen> yes
<[IG-t]Maniac> this chats sorta went to hell
<[IG-t]Maniac> lots of spammage
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<[AS]MasterShogun> lol
<Ingus> is that what a ground pounder is? a kicking butt on someone else's turf?
<[AS]MasterShogun> yes its the swarm of newbis
<[dbm]Van_Hazen> im going here later ut2004://69.28.221.187:7777
<[AS]MasterShogun> newbies
<[AS]MasterShogun> bye
<[IG-t]Maniac> lol
<Ingus> ingus wanted to describe you and the rest of , "this place"
<Ingus> you are a ground pounder
<Ingus> a boot stepin' grunt that jumps around all over the place like you're part kangaroo
<Ingus> and you pack these big guns that can fit on the side of a helicopter. it makes sense that this game is called "Unreal"
<[AS]MasterShogun> lol
<Ingus> good day master shogun. We will meet again

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<Ingus> Good evening
<Ingus> Ingus has returned
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<Ingus> the flak cannon is an oustanding piece of weaponry
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<[AS]MasterShogun> i hate that
<Ingus> people are just quickly drawn into ingus's path
<Coball> hmm, i can't even scroll the chat window. somethings deffinitely messed up.
<Ingus> hello coball
<[AS]MasterShogun> i wish they would turn the quit messages off or make them less THERE
<[IG-t]Maniac> dude schill and quit spamming
<Ingus> have a seat
<Coball> hi
<Coball> me?
<Ingus> you are now famous
<[IG-t]Maniac> check your control settings and click on default
<Ingus> ingus has spoken to you
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<[IG-t]Maniac> that should hopfally fix your problem if u changed a key on accident
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<[AS]MasterShogun> Ingus please stop typing small crap make it worth reading were trying to help people here
<Coball> I have not changed anything. Mosue wheel up and down is still set to swap weapons but its not doing that.
<Ingus> Master Shogun : It has just appeared to Ingus, that you insulted his American Online internet "connection"
<[IG-t]Maniac> can u switch weapons at all
<[IG-t]Maniac> aol sucks
<[IG-t]Maniac> =P
<Coball> yes, using number keys
<[AS]MasterShogun> what Ingus?
<Avihs> Ingus, AOL is commonly used as a method to disable internet access
<Ingus> do not underestimate ingus's aol account
<KiLLA-Newb> when will BTX motherboards be available???????????????????
<Ingus> it is a powerful being
<[AS]MasterShogun> Killa your spaming stop it
<Avihs> ingus, crack is powerful, too
<[AS]MasterShogun> we dont know
<KiLLA-Newb> i'm sorry
<[AS]MasterShogun> lol
<Ingus> killa isnt spamming
<KiLLA-Newb> but i wanna know
<[AS]MasterShogun> try googling it Killa
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<Ingus> he's mearly trying to get the attention of someone with purpose
<[AS]MasterShogun> perhaps there website will say
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<Ingus> but however as we can see, none of you can help him
<[AS]MasterShogun> try that Killa

<[AS]MasterShogun> Ingus you are a real Lamer
<KiLLA-Newb> i did, but i wanna know what u guys have to say

<[AS]MasterShogun> you can be baned for that

<Ingus> what is a lamer and maybe ingus can determine if he is one
<Disturbedo_0> What's up everyone?
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<Ingus> hi disturb
<Disturbedo_0> Hey
<[AS]MasterShogun> Killa im afriad i havent heard anything about the status of the MotherBoard
<[AS]MasterShogun> :s
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<Ingus> now thats more like it mastershogun
<Ingus> you helped someone
<[AS]MasterShogun> What?
<KiLLA-Newb> o, it's supposed to replace the ATX
<Ingus> ingus is proud
<Disturbedo_0> What's up Ingus?
<Ingus> we need more people like you in this community
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<[AS]MasterShogun> be quiet before i set you on ignore
<[AS]MasterShogun> yes we do lol
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<Ingus> please ignore ingus
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<[AS]MasterShogun> lol
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<[AS]MasterShogun> your funny Ingus
<[M]eL> HEY
<Ingus> then ingus wont have to worry about you standing in his path of destruction that is yet to come
<[AS]MasterShogun> hi eL
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<[M]eL> lol its mel but hi
<Ingus> you are speaking to the greatest unreal player of all time, two days in the game and he is a artist
<[M]eL> hehe
<Ingus> now go ahead insult ingus
<[AS]MasterShogun> if you say so Ingus
<Konker> Is everyone having Master Server connection problems
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<[M]eL> nope
<[M]eL> i did yesterday...
<Ingus> ingus knows so
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<[AS]MasterShogun> tho there are plenty of people here that would gladly pick uo apart with the shield gun
<[AS]MasterShogun> Konker
<[BBF]eXiLe> heey old friend corpis
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<Konker> ya
<Ingus> the shield gun?
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<[BBF]eXiLe> hey old corpus
<Ingus> ingus can jump on you and kill you
<[BBF]eXiLe> tcorpis*
<[BBF]eXiLe> corpis*
<[M]eL> ?? y do u speak in third person ingus?
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<{aWc}D> Any-one who wants to join a ut2k4.dm.tdm clan, join channel #aWc, there you will be recruited.
<Ingus> ingus wears a new pair of shoes each outing in a game of unreal.

<Ingus> ingus wears a new pair of shoes each outing in a game of unreal
<[AS]MasterShogun> Konker they have been teawking the server trying to fix some bugs
<AngryButler> hey guys my other cousins are hear
<Ingus> mel: what is 3rd person?
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<Konker> oh
<[AS]MasterShogun> Mel hes a crazy 12 yr old
<Ingus> ingus has on his reebok pumps right now
<Lorcan_Cathal> is anyone else having problems connect to frag ops server?
<[M]eL> where u say ingus instead of me n i
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<Konker> ok
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<Ingus> and word is, they can really make you jump high
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<[AS]MasterShogun> Cathal
<[M]eL> like that
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<[M]eL> lol ok 12 eh?
<[AS]MasterShogun>

<[AS]MasterShogun> sure is acting like it
<[M]eL> hehe
<Lorcan_Cathal> why can't i connect to the master server of frag ops
<Ingus> but when we do battle Master Shogun Warrior, ingus will wear his cowboy boots
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<[AS]MasterShogun> the Master Ninja and that jazz
<Lorcan_Cathal> what SHOGUN
<[AS]MasterShogun> Awsome Ingus
<Lorcan_Cathal> ???
<[M]eL> whats #aWc like?
<Ingus> your demise will be , quite frankly ingus doesnt know what it will be
<[AS]MasterShogun> The master Server of UT is being updated i think its somthing to do with the Stats system
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<[AS]MasterShogun> joy
<Ingus> to set the record straight, the master server is on the phone with ingus
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<[M]eL> its really wierd when u talk...type like that
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<[M]eL> how do i join it?
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<[BBF]eXiLe> 345435433g5435jkg435jkg435kg4353g5kgjkg435jkg43kg435jkgk5jg435k4435g43kggg435g435kg43kg43435kg4354358345435435k3443g5k354g435kg435jkg345jkg43534543
<[AS]MasterShogun> Mel type /join #aWc
<Ingus> it is trying to negotiate a 3 year deal and a 20 million signing bonus to become the first espn professional unreal athlete
<[SCB]Turbidity> type /join #aWc
<[AS]MasterShogun> HA
<[M]eL> k tas
<[M]eL> lol
<[SCB]Turbidity> again!
<[AS]MasterShogun> beat you slow old man
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<Ingus> however ingus is weighing his options
<[SCB]Turbidity> i'll get you, just wait
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<[M]eL> he should get kicked
<[M]eL> lol nah.

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<[AS]MasterShogun> who
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<[AS]MasterShogun> Ingus yes
<[M]eL> exile
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<[M]eL> lol him to
<[AS]MasterShogun> or him
<Ingus> sad sad
<Konker> can you connect to here through mIRC
<[AS]MasterShogun> lol
<Ingus> exile will be missed
<[AS]MasterShogun> Utserv will get Ingus soon
<Ingus> ingus is the only one that could understand him
<[M]eL> lol
<[AS]MasterShogun> Konker i am on mIRC now
<Konker> oh
<[AS]MasterShogun>

<[AS]MasterShogun> you need the server?
<[AS]MasterShogun> for mIRC
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<Konker> Naw i'm not gonna try now
<Ingus> kicked for what? Ingus hasn't destroyed anyone
<[AS]MasterShogun> irc.enterthegame.com
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<[AS]MasterShogun> Ingus your making our IQs lower by the min
<Konker> can you connect 2 other IRC chanels through UT
<[M]eL> lol
<[AS]MasterShogun> yes
<[AS]MasterShogun> there are usualy about 3000 Rooms on this server
<[M]eL> ive neva used mIRC
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<Ingus> well then if you would ignore ingus like you were scheduled to do 12 minutes ago then you wouldnt have that problem
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<Ingus> and remember, ingus is lower his IQ to communicate with you
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<[AS]MasterShogun> im not a bad guy Ingus you may nbeed help
<[M]eL> sure sure
<[AS]MasterShogun> need
<[M]eL> lol
<Konker> AHHHHHHHH I WANNA KEEL
<[AS]MasterShogun> lol
<{oda}demon_lord> kill who
<Konker> ANY?ONE
<Ingus> [M]eL: Ingus cant help but ask, what in god's name is wrong with your name?
<{oda}demon_lord> stay away
<[M]eL> its cool

<[M]eL> hehe
<Ingus> sounds like you are about to fall off a cliff each time ingus pronounces it
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<[M]eL> ??
<Ingus> not too bright.

<Konker> LIGHT UP DAMN YOU
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<[AS]MasterShogun> hey Cathal
<[M]eL> all the technical ppl have the brackets
<Lorcan_Cathal> sup
<[M]eL> the sky
<Ingus> ingus want to inform you all before he goes... about his new Unreal Ingus Action Figures that are coming soon to a gaming store near you
<[M]eL> in australia?
<Lorcan_Cathal> anyway, i connected finally, but where can i just download FOmisc
<Ingus> yes
<[AS]MasterShogun> i will be sure to buy one and melt the face
<[M]eL> lol me too
<{oda}demon_lord> ingus r u human u talk weird
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<Ingus> and while your melting it's face, ingus's pockets get fatter
<[M]eL> i no!!
<[M]eL> r u an ai
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<Ingus> demon lord : thats mighty funny coming from someone named demon
<Lorcan_Cathal> nvm bbl
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<[M]eL> bye
<[AS]MasterShogun> lol
<[M]eL> lol
<[AS]MasterShogun> bye?
<{oda}demon_lord> ingus r u human u talk weird
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<Ingus> but since you must know, ingus is a student of Alien Literature
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<[M]eL> someone was leaving so i said bye
<[AS]MasterShogun> ah
<{oda}demon_lord> wat folly
<[M]eL> im sick...*cogh*
<[M]eL> cough
<[M]eL> hehe no schoooool
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<[SCB]Turbidity> no demon, Ingus isn't human.
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<[SCB]Turbidity> he's actually a typing zebra.
<[M]eL> lol
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<[AS]MasterShogun> im homeschooled the only way to get out of school is... theres no way lol
<{oda}demon_lord> wat folly
<Ingus> now, if everyone will excuse ingus, he has to prepare a dish of grapes
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<Ingus> we all will meet again
<[M]eL> noo
<[M]eL> hehe
<[M]eL> bye
<[SCB]Turbidity> you like those, don't you...ZEBRA
<{oda}demon_lord> buh bye

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<Ingus> and for your sakes pray that it is in here and not on the battle field
<{oda}demon_lord> just go allready
<[AS]MasterShogun> hi Sogunna
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<The_Sogunna> hey wud up
<Ingus> or ingus will be passing out a lot of ingusifcating applications
<[dbm]Van_Hazen> yo
<[dbm]Van_Hazen> hogunna how old r u?
<[dbm]Van_Hazen> sogunna*
<The_Sogunna> 18
<The_Sogunna> y
<[dbm]Van_Hazen> you want in a clan?
<[dbm]Van_Hazen> we'll have 2 try you
<Ingus> good-bye, ,,,,,,darn Sogunna your name, ingus is just drawn to it but he must vacate this chat facility so people below his IQ level can step inside
<[dbm]Van_Hazen> but we are recruiting
<[dbm]Van_Hazen> e need ppl bad
<[AS]MasterShogun> wha Van?
<[M]eL> ingus u gone yet?
<[dbm]Van_Hazen> im talking to the shogunna
<The_Sogunna> oh
<[AS]MasterShogun> ah
<The_Sogunna> ium r u new
<[AS]MasterShogun> im not good enough
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<[dbm]Van_Hazen> join #dbm if ur interested,
<Ingus> heh, ingus will be honored to travel to the fortress of "dbm". What does it mean?

TO BE CONTINUED

Beowulf · Post by **Beowulf** » Tue Aug 17, 2004 12:33 am

I will always be a disciple of the Great Ninja Way.

Jeff250 · Post by **Jeff250** » Tue Aug 17, 2004 3:56 am

Yeah, I'm too lazy to read all of that, so I'll just assume it's Ingus pwning everyone.

snoopy · Post by **snoopy** » Tue Aug 17, 2004 7:11 am

Jeff250 wrote:Yeah, I'm too lazy to read all of that, so I'll just assume it's Ingus pwning everyone.

x2

DCrazy · Post by **DCrazy** » Tue Aug 17, 2004 7:59 am

Jeff250 wrote:Yeah, I'm too lazy to read all of that, so I'll just assume it's Ingus Vlider pwning everyone.

x3

STRESSTEST · Post by **STRESSTEST** » Tue Aug 17, 2004 9:37 am

F reading that crap

X4

Darktalyn1 · Post by **Darktalyn1** » Tue Aug 17, 2004 11:37 am

Top Gun · Post by **Top Gun** » Tue Aug 17, 2004 12:27 pm

Too many lazy people here

.

Pun · Post by **Pun** » Tue Aug 17, 2004 1:10 pm

I read it and loved it! All hail Lord Ingus!

bash · Post by **bash** » Tue Aug 17, 2004 1:19 pm

Jeff250 wrote:Yeah, I'm too lazy to read all of that, so I'll just assume it's Ingus pwning everyone.

x6

Skyalmian · Post by **Skyalmian** » Tue Aug 17, 2004 1:50 pm

I want my Bruce Lee Ingus action figure, damnit.

TheCops · Post by **TheCops** » Tue Aug 17, 2004 1:59 pm

ya, and i want my "gregory ingus the firsts summer lingerie catalog", damnit.

KompresZor · Post by **KompresZor** » Tue Aug 17, 2004 5:18 pm

punisher wrote:I read it and loved it! All hail Lord Ingus!

x2

Zero! · Post by **Zero!** » Tue Aug 17, 2004 5:56 pm

KompresZor wrote:
punisher wrote:I read it and loved it! All hail Lord Ingus!
x2

x3

Warlock · Post by **Warlock** » Wed Aug 18, 2004 7:39 am

and the point of all this is

Jagger · Post by **Jagger** » Wed Aug 18, 2004 11:41 am

TheCops wrote:ya, and i want my "gregory ingus the firsts summer lingerie catalog", damnit.

x2

Top Gun · Post by **Top Gun** » Wed Aug 18, 2004 11:53 am

Warlock wrote:and the point of all this is

To glorify all that is Ingus, of course!

Pun · Post by **Pun** » Thu Aug 19, 2004 4:44 pm

(05:42 PM) <[8]Punisher> (05:38 PM) * You were kicked from #UT by UTServ (Ingus - Ban Evasion / acting like and idiot / language)

Wooo baby! Carter took my place tho! Ingus is beautiful and terrible. Ingus cannot be stopped. Ingus is like the wind!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Infamous Ingus · Post by **Infamous Ingus** » Fri Aug 20, 2004 4:52 am

wtf. I was banned while i was at work, what did you guys do? curse?

Pun · Post by **Pun** » Fri Aug 20, 2004 2:38 pm

Umm, is queef a curse word?

edit: Don't blame me though. This from an enterthegame op:

(03:54 PM) -hAiNeSy- Whahahahaa! UTServ kicked your ass off #ut at 21:54:00 on 20/08/2004 and you are the 310th person I've seen kicked today!!