HAHAH Ever watch the home shopping network? What an idiot!!!

STRESSTEST · Post by **STRESSTEST** » Tue Aug 17, 2004 7:34 pm

http://www.jinxco.net/movies/Knives.mpeg

OMFG!

KompresZor · Post by **KompresZor** » Tue Aug 17, 2004 7:41 pm

some nice quality stuff they got there

that was funny as ★■◆●

snoopy · Post by **snoopy** » Tue Aug 17, 2004 7:42 pm

Maybe he lost something important.

DCrazy · Post by **DCrazy** » Tue Aug 17, 2004 7:44 pm

WTF... they definitely woulda cut the feed. They woulda shown a product shot or something.

STRESSTEST · Post by **STRESSTEST** » Tue Aug 17, 2004 7:47 pm

definitely eh? well this clip says otherwise DC

Rednecks, ya just gotta love em, they are so entertaining

Vander · Post by **Vander** » Tue Aug 17, 2004 7:54 pm

wtf is that thing, a 3ft steak knife?

Max_T · Post by **Max_T** » Tue Aug 17, 2004 8:28 pm

"we, uhhhhh, may need emergency surgery in the studio.."

haha

XSabre · Post by **XSabre** » Tue Aug 17, 2004 8:46 pm

holy crap! hahahah!

DCrazy · Post by **DCrazy** » Tue Aug 17, 2004 8:54 pm

Pardon me Stress, but I'm just in shock. They mustn't run as smooth an operation as QVC (ever see any of the documentaries on that company? HFS they're like machines!).

Vander: It's a "practice katana".

Capm · Post by **Capm** » Tue Aug 17, 2004 9:02 pm

You know, maybe its just me, but every "practice katana" I've ever seen has been made of wood....

Duper · Post by **Duper** » Tue Aug 17, 2004 9:12 pm

.....wow ....

superior intellegence going on there.... that was just amazing.

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Tue Aug 17, 2004 9:16 pm

HAHAHA the poor bastard.

Nexus_One · Post by **Nexus_One** » Tue Aug 17, 2004 9:27 pm

hahaha, serves him right for being stupid with a blade

TigerRaptor · Post by **TigerRaptor** » Tue Aug 17, 2004 10:20 pm

LMAO. Practice katana or not that thing is a peace of ★■◆●. The word collectors alone should have told that moron the blade wasn't meant for that abuse.

JMEaT · Post by **JMEaT** » Tue Aug 17, 2004 10:42 pm

Lol, I saw this a few months back. Very funny stuff. The guy who steps in front of the camera at the end is totally Ace Combat.

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Tue Aug 17, 2004 11:45 pm

You just now saw this Bill? This was posted like six months ago.

Seriously though, the look on his face when the sword breaks is priceless.

Tricord · Post by **Tricord** » Wed Aug 18, 2004 3:50 am

Nice plug for the product they're trying to sell, too..

"For looks only"

STRESSTEST · Post by **STRESSTEST** » Wed Aug 18, 2004 9:29 am

alright MD, you by far are the most homebound TV dork on this board. How about you find me the clip I've been looking for of the dude that falls off the ladder and thumps his head (Same show)

Ympakt · Post by **Ympakt** » Wed Aug 18, 2004 11:35 am

What? I thought they only sold the highest quality $*** on HSN! I guess I gotta return a lot of stuff!

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Wed Aug 18, 2004 11:48 pm

You know Stress, I used to have that clip. Would you settle for some fat kid jumping off a diving board, hitting his head on the board before hitting the water?

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Thu Aug 19, 2004 12:35 am

how bout some fat pig slipping on a roller and falling into the drink?

Lobber · Post by **Lobber** » Fri Aug 20, 2004 10:12 am

Apparently that "Sword" wasn't "Full-Tang"

Defender · Post by **Defender** » Fri Aug 20, 2004 9:26 pm

And then there's the QVC Ladder fall.

AceCombat · Post by **AceCombat** » Sat Aug 21, 2004 3:40 pm

ROTFLMAO!!!!

Lobber · Post by **Lobber** » Sat Aug 21, 2004 4:08 pm

It would appear that "Chris" missed the rung his left foot was aiming for, and the resulting downthrust of the weight of his body threw off his balance and resulted in a hard landing on his back.

He wasn't being careful, because you will see him miss the rung and never once looked down. I don't know about you, but I would be looking at the first couple of rungs just to be sure I didn't miss it. Also, being near the top of the short ladder, his hands had nothing to hang on to. So in that sense the ladder was unsafe to use at that high of an extension.

Ympakt · Post by **Ympakt** » Sat Aug 21, 2004 6:08 pm

The tools are only as good as the person using them.

AceCombat · Post by **AceCombat** » Sun Aug 22, 2004 4:02 pm

Capm wrote:You know, maybe its just me, but every "practice katana" I've ever seen has been made of wood....

thats what im wondering......why is the thing even sharp enough to tear clothing....it should be dull as a steel bar