Funny things that have happened to you while playing games

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Wed Aug 18, 2004 11:33 pm

This isn't limited to single player or multi, or one game in particular. If it happened to you, and you think its funny, post it!

Liquid Fire · Post by **Liquid Fire** » Thu Aug 19, 2004 1:13 am

I once killed 3 people in descent by dying.

Flabby Chick · Post by **Flabby Chick** » Thu Aug 19, 2004 2:04 am

There was a strip poker game i had in my youth, but i can't explain here.

Arol · Post by **Arol** » Thu Aug 19, 2004 5:05 am

Flabby Chick wrote:There was a strip poker game i had in my youth, but i can't explain here.

Try NHB!
Heeee

TheCops · Post by **TheCops** » Thu Aug 19, 2004 6:00 am

i dumped an entire pint of guinness on my keyboard during a ladder match.

Nexus_One · Post by **Nexus_One** » Thu Aug 19, 2004 7:01 am

TheCops wrote:i dumped an entire pint of guinness on my keyboard during a ladder match.

I did the same thing to my laptop with a glass of cabernet. Still works!

Sligar · Post by **Sligar** » Thu Aug 19, 2004 8:36 am

Not really a funny story so much, I was showing a friend what netplay descent is all about, I had D3 running on the projector (90 in diagonal screen) with the audio cranked on the stereo speakers. I got into a scrap with someone online who was really close ability wise, we were both yelling at the screen, finally got him when I had like 2 shields left or something. I had so much adrenaline pumping my hands were shaking! D3 is such a great game...

Anyway for funny stuff it always amuses me when big talkers get taken down a notch, as is often the case online. And there are lots of good audio taunts out there - that Howard Dean guy was good for a few laughs the first time I ran into him online.

Infamous Ingus · Post by **Infamous Ingus** » Thu Aug 19, 2004 1:47 pm

oh ya lots of things happened while playing descent.

One time Ingus was multitasking: was watching tv and playing and some sex line appeared on tv so Ingus called of course!

the chick was sounding all sexy and $hit and she says "Oh you sound handsome, what is your name?" So I said Ingus" and she goes " Oh I'm so hot and horny right now, I'm touching myself, What are you doing?"

and i said "Eating fruit loops" and the chick just bursts into laughter. Then i asked her if she liked her job and she said "no, just paying my college tuition."

and this one time! this one time, ( and i mentioned this before)

Ingus use to date,... well fool around with this nympho chick and so Ingus is playing d3 trying to kick some pyro romp, ya know? and so she's dragging ingus by the arm trying to jerk ingus from the computer so the ingus started getting all hot to trot!

So ingus couldnt find no condoms! but that didnt stop ingus, and seeing that she was a suPA FREAK and all! ingus strategically reached into the pantry and grabbed a plastic WALMART bag and put it to good use! Awe Yeah! Slashing prices baby!

Tricord · Post by **Tricord** » Thu Aug 19, 2004 2:18 pm

This one time, I was invited at a LAN party.. I came up late, and everybody was already playing InstaGib Deathmatch in UT2K4. Everybody seemed very pleased with their skills, because they were challenging and taunting me while I was installing the game for the first time.

Now, perhaps some of you know, but I used to be an InstaGib slut way back in the original UT days. I guess I didn't lose my moves, because as soon as I joined the game, I laid the smack down on everyone. The look on their faces

amateurs!

Also, when I went with friends to the UK to have a LAN at Garner's house, we were playing Ravenshield while I was hosting. For some reason, it took everyone five minutes of "waiting for server..." until the game showed up, at each server reload. Everybody got pissed and excited in an ill fashion to be confronted with those annoying wait times all the time.. They 0wned me more IRL than in-game on that one. I still have some marks to show for it

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Thu Aug 19, 2004 2:26 pm

I still remember the paraserv game of d2 at suncoast. Wegot yelled at for being way too loud

Robo · Post by **Robo** » Thu Aug 19, 2004 3:17 pm

One time I let off an MD round down a corridor in Stadium... it went through 6 ships, killing 4

T'was months ago I think.

And I also once got blew up by 3 mortars in the same small confined space. "Ouch."

Liquid Fire · Post by **Liquid Fire** » Thu Aug 19, 2004 4:00 pm

Whenever I'm feeling down, I've got the perfect way to get back on top of things again. A while ago, my sister received, as a gift, 007 nightfire for pc. (Don't ask me why. The only pc game my sister plays is solitaire) The game is not very good and suffers from tons of random issues, but there are two very cool things about it.

1: Everybody who plays that game trashtalks like you would never believe.

2: They all suck.

So I'll run around taking potshots at random people and purposely dying alot, rousing them to call me a noob and pathetic and all sorts of 4-letter words.

Then, when I get bored of that, I pwn them all

I get offers to join clans alot...

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Thu Aug 19, 2004 10:36 pm

Those of you that hang out on kali have probably already heard about this one, but I'll retell it for those of you that haven't.

I was on the Rangers server (on kali obviously) playing CajunAce and a couple others in D2 coop. We were on level 23 just outside the reactor room. Cajun and I had the highest shields so I went first and started capping bots with my gauss. I had just triggered the doors to release those green misslebots (the ones that spawn gnats). RIGHT when I started to take one of them out with my gauss, CajunAce drops RIGHT in the way while I was firing. By the time I took my finger off the trigger, his shields went from 110 to 5.

(We were playing on hotshot difficulty.) He pitched a bit over it (giving me a hard time, etc). To this day, everytime I see him online he brings that up whenever possible.